# You banned Thaidog! Now I burning your dog! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 25, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698 "2003-09-25T06:37:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/1 "2003-09-25T06:37:17Z")
My God, you Nazi Mods banned our favorite incoherent poster! Never again will we hear such witticisms as > [@](#): > > I get one good compliment and all of a sudden everybody hates me! Yes, I _looked_a _little_ like him back in college… but 'dat 'bout it fokes… and > [@](#): > > It should read: …give me the same, fag. and > [@](#): > > Shit… You of all people have no room to talk here… You’re from Australia… By definition alone you’re a stupid English outcast who does nothing but get in to bar fights and wrestle gators. Damn you! Damn you all to ECU! In short, I burning your dog. 😛 Goodnight and may Og bless. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/2 "2003-09-25T06:48:28Z")
Toss another (Thai) dog on the barbie. That last one was a little crisp around the edges (even to begin with). ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/3 "2003-09-25T10:37:12Z")
OK fag! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/4 "2003-09-25T11:38:24Z")
Ah, another post by **Michael Ellis** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/5 "2003-09-25T12:14:14Z")
That’s OK, there’s a [new sheriff](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=211820) in town. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/6 "2003-09-25T14:35:09Z")
I burning your case law? Not snappy enough. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/7 "2003-09-25T14:45:12Z")
This does not rock in the box. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/8 "2003-09-25T14:55:47Z")
What form of English was that chap writing, anyway? And who are his claimed IRL doper friends - and are they embarrassed? ---
**Author:** ![TaxGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TaxGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaxGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/9 "2003-09-25T15:13:38Z")
Anyone care to link to the thread where our good friend crossed the line? Even though he could be offensive and crude sometimes, I really think that the rock in the box OP is a damn fine piece of writing that cracks me up every time I read it. The 'dog musta been smoking some gooooood shit when he wrote it. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/10 "2003-09-25T16:02:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TaxGuy \* > **Anyone care to link to the thread where our good friend crossed the line?** [Linkety link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=212763&pagenumber=1). ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/11 "2003-09-25T16:10:53Z")
IANA mod or admin, and your question is likely best posed in email to them, but I imagine it was these comments > [@](#): > > If I’m rude, it’s because it’s the only thing that gets attention. > [@](#): > > I merly care about shock value and post counts… Everything else is besides the point. I personally find it easier to up the posts with shocking bullshit that causes severe flaimming… > > It’s really damn good fun. Not only that, it’s a great way to see if anyone at work is monitoring with out legal rights. Put all this together and I’ll crazy Ivan my way to the top of the bottom! Yes! > [@](#): > > I admit to being entertaining and generating a ton of hits for my threads. in his last thread here [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=212763&perpage=50&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=212763&perpage=50&pagenumber=2) that did it. Basic admission to trollery. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/12 "2003-09-25T16:25:20Z")
Distinct lack of colour in that meltdown. He held it together better than most. What is it with colour and board meltdowns anyway? ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/13 "2003-09-25T18:28:31Z")
What do you mean by “colour”? Are you saying that meltdowns ought to be more insane, more dramatic, and more entertaining (in a car-wreck kind of way)? I’m not arguing or criticizing. I’m just curious about how you’re using that word. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/14 "2003-09-25T18:34:19Z")
As in COLOUR!, though the insane car-wrecking adds a nice touch too. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/15 "2003-09-25T19:22:41Z")
You know, his stuff was interesting enough that I’m sad he had to go. This is the first time I’ve felt that way. however, admission of trolling is pretty much a good way to get kicked out 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/16 "2003-09-25T19:25:08Z")
Grey wrote: [quote] As in COLOUR!, though the insane car-wrecking adds a nice touch too. This post has been coloured by the COLOURER! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/17 "2003-09-25T19:51:17Z")
Anyone up for the **Burning Dog** festival next year? It’s in Chihuahua, Mexico. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/18 "2003-09-25T19:56:24Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Ludovic \* \*\*Grey wrote: > [@](#): > > As in COLOUR!, though the insane car-wrecking adds a nice touch too. > > This post has been coloured by the COLOURER! \*\* But not coded by the CODER apparently. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/19 "2003-09-25T20:18:17Z")
He had some funny stuff. Made a nice catch phrase or two. Was good with the pop references. It’s a pity he couldn’t see the line. Maybe he is is color blind? Entertaining is the way to get attention, not trolling. It’s a fine line sometimes and the trick to popularity is to know the difference between some good schtick and sad grabs for attention. > [@](#): > > But he had not that supreme gift of the artist, the knowledge of when to stop. > **~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle** And regarding the color thing, here are some of my favorit thoughts on the matter: > [@](#): > > Color can overwhelm… One must understand that when it comes to color, ‘less’ is often ‘more’–lesson taught us by the masters but ignored by many artists. > **~ Joe Singer** > > Truly color is vice! Of course, it can be, and has the right to be one of the finest virtues. Controlled by the strong hand and careful guidance of her Master drawing, color is a splendid Mistress, with a mate worthy of herself, her lover, but her Master likewise, the most magnificent Mistress possible, and the result is evident in all the glorious things that spring from their union. > **~ James Abbot McNeill Whistler** > > Colour is uncontainable. It effortlessly reveals the limits of language and evades our best attempts to impose a rational order on it… To work with colour is to become acutely aware of the insufficiency of language and theory–which is both disturbing and pleasurable. > ~ **David Batchelor** DaLovin’ Dj ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698/20 "2003-09-26T03:28:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bobkitty \* > \*\*Basic admission to trollery. \*\* [whine] But **bobkitty** , he burning your dog! [/whine] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-banned-thaidog-now-i-burning-your-dog/203698.md?page=2)