# You better pronounce "greasy" correctly.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 10, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653 "2003-01-10T02:05:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/41 "2003-01-13T15:33:37Z")

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blanx, e-mail me sometime so we can take this out of Daves thread before we go any further with our on little hijack.  
Let me know if you want or need any info or if you are really even interested for that matter.  
Yes a Hatfield boy did marry a McCoy girl but she died giving birth to their first child and according to both families they lived in sin since it was still in the heat of battle.  
If you do e-mail me make sure you put your screen name or SDMB in the subject otherwise I will lose you to my junk filter.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/42 "2003-01-13T16:20:30Z")

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While we’re at it, who pronounces “electricity” as “electrizzzzity”?

And no “easy/greasy” arguments, either (not that I can think of, anyway):

Felicity.  
Audacity.  
Synchronicity.  
City! (though as a teenager, when my friends and I had outbreaks of pimples we may as well have been living in New York Zitty.)

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/43 "2003-01-14T00:55:28Z")

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Here in Seattle, I say “grease-E,” except when I’m talking about those “greezy Spaniards.”

(Said with as much Python inflection as I can manage.)

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/44 "2003-01-14T23:26:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*I dated the stupidest man ever born. He was from Portage la Prairie, Manitoba. Nowhere near any hills. He said ‘greezy’. And ‘gaz’ for ‘gas’.
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> I can’t hear those words pronounced like that without thinking of him, and he’s really not something that brings smiles to my face. So, please, for my sake, say ‘greece’ and ‘gas’. \*\*

Did he also say “yous” when he meant “you”? As in, “So, what’ll yous guys have?” That drives me just nuts - if any of yous guys out there use this, be aware that it makes you sound like a moron.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/45 "2003-01-15T03:12:36Z")

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Guys -\> Guyz  
Yous -\> Youz  
Please -\> Pleaze  
Ease -\> Eaze  
Easy -\> Eazy  
Grease -\> Greace (noun)  
Grease -\> Greaze (verb)  
Greasy -\> Greazey  
Gas -\> Gas  
Use -\> Uze

Not sure what my point is here, just wanted to share.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/46 "2003-01-15T03:34:46Z")

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I agree with the Aussies …Greezee. Though it’s fish and chips NOT fesh and cheps 😃

But the one I hate is A-loo-min-nim. That just sounds soooo wrong! It’s Al-u-min-ni-um

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/47 "2003-01-15T03:38:57Z")

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Oh and it’s OZZies not Aus-sies. 🙂

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**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/48 "2003-01-15T07:19:36Z")

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Huh. Next you’ll be telling me that the leader of the most powerful nation in the world doesn’t know how to pronounce “nuclear” correctly.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/49 "2003-01-15T08:02:03Z")

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G’day **Calm Kiwi** , Kiwi here too. I tried to save my Aussie wife from this country, but somehow I got stuck here. Oh well, it’s-a not so bad, it’s a nice-a place… etc.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/50 "2003-01-15T08:19:45Z")

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Tis a lovely place…they just talk funny 🙂

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**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-better-pronounce-greasy-correctly/147653/51 "2003-01-15T08:23:02Z")

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**Skogcat**

Shut up-a your face, OK!

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