# You blithering fuckwit! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 11, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083 "2006-07-11T20:40:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/61 "2006-07-13T00:08:53Z")
Umbrage PIE, aargh, left out the critical object. When came back, didn’t bring. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/62 "2006-07-13T00:25:45Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Well, if Quartz plans to hang onto even a shred of credibility, he’s eating umbrage about now. [/QUOTE] This post just gave me the worst Harry Potter visual I’ve ever had. :smack: E ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/63 "2006-07-13T00:31:52Z")
[QUOTE=Elza B] This post just gave me the worst Harry Potter visual I’ve ever had. :smack: E [/QUOTE] Oh, my. I don’t think I can like you for a little while, for putting that into my head, too. Slash is one thing, but :eek:! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/64 "2006-07-13T00:34:09Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Oh, my. I don’t think I can like you for a little while, for putting that into my head, too. Slash is one thing, but :eek:! [/QUOTE] Sorry! 😃 Just think happy thoughts. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/65 "2006-07-13T01:43:07Z")
\*I am the god of hell fire, And I bring you Fire, I’ll take you to burn Fire, I’ll take you to learn I’ll see you burn \* ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/66 "2006-07-13T03:54:41Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] \*I am the god of hell fire [/QUOTE] Joel and the Bots: Hi, God of Hellfire! [QUOTE=NoClueBoy] Consider also, consider also, consider also … [/QUOTE] Oddly enough, the OP made me think of “When Doves Cry.” Maybe I’m just too demanding… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/67 "2006-07-13T04:07:51Z")
[QUOTE=Quartz] I never said he ignored it; I said he took umbrage at it. [/QUOTE] Even at that, you misused the word: From Merriam-Webster: > [@](#): > > Main Entry: um·brage > Pronunciation: '&m-brij > Function: noun > Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin umbraticum, neuter of umbraticus of shade, from umbratus, past participle of umbrare to shade, from umbra shade, shadow; akin to Lithuanian unksme shadow > 1 : SHADE, SHADOW > 2 : shady branches : FOLIAGE > 3 a : an indistinct indication : vague suggestion : HINT b : a reason for doubt : SUSPICION > 4 : a feeling of pique or resentment at some often fancied slight or insult \ :dubious: :wally ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/68 "2006-07-13T04:31:44Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] :: cough :: Post number 53. 😉 [/QUOTE] Ummm… I’m the one actually on fire? Watch out, you might get what you’re after ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/69 "2006-07-13T05:43:57Z")
[QUOTE=Quartz] I never said he ignored it; I said he took umbrage at it. [/QUOTE] So? This is bad because? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/70 "2006-07-13T15:03:31Z")
[QUOTE=CanvasShoes] So? This is bad because? [/QUOTE] Look, if he takes all the umbrage, the rest of us will be left baking in the hot sun. And I forgot to put on any sunblock. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/71 "2006-07-13T15:10:00Z")
I hear they’re running a _huge_ sale on umbrage at Sears. It’s where America shops ya know. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/72 "2006-07-13T16:26:54Z")
[QUOTE=wring] I hear they’re running a _huge_ sale on umbrage at Sears. It’s where America shops ya know. [/QUOTE] Why do you hate Walmart? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/73 "2006-07-13T16:40:01Z")
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy] Why do you hate Walmart? [/QUOTE] Well, they’re just scary. I mean, c’mon. [First National Bank of Walmart?](http://www.fdic.gov/regulations/laws/walmart/index.html) I can see the ad campaigns now. “Can’t afford that cheapo, made in Taiwan duck pond over in aisle twelve? C’mon over to the bank and get a loan!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083/74 "2006-07-13T16:49:10Z")
I still miss T G & Y. All three of them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-blithering-fuckwit/364083.md?page=3)