# YOU! Bow down to my somewhat above average mediocrity, for I have hit 1,000 Posts! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706 "2001-07-08T16:15:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/1 "2001-07-08T16:15:40Z")
Yep, that’s it. It took me 1 year and 2 months, but I did it without being too much of a knucklehead. So bring forth the slaves! Feast on the exotic fruits and meats! Where the hell are the wenches with the drink?!? Tripler 1,000 but I don’t feel a day over 356 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/2 "2001-07-08T16:18:29Z")
Well, come-a-ty-yi-yippie-yippie-yay. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/3 "2001-07-08T16:19:21Z")
Congrats. I must say that the very best thing about your posts is the comment after you sign it. Those are usually good for a laugh or two. Hope you get a thousand more, and now that I’m done kissing your ass, toss me a beer, would’ja? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/4 "2001-07-08T16:34:42Z")
Now get over yourself and go blow something up, will ya? ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/5 "2001-07-08T16:37:17Z")
You are still wet behind the ears, a couple of thousand more and you might be up to par with the rest of us. Now where’s the bar? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/6 "2001-07-08T16:46:53Z")
The bar is over there to the left. 14 kegs of various brews. Just grab a stein, walk over, and pour yerself a cold one. **Amn Doors** , do I look like a waitress? Hell no. Go grab yerself a beer from that one over there. . . Now where the hell are the dancing strippers? And who let that horse in here?!? Tripler It’s rough planning yer own party . . . ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/7 "2001-07-08T16:47:55Z")
Someone requested a wench? ::Comes bearing Tripler a beer wearing an Empire style dress for maximum exposure of cleavage:: Your beer, sir. ::Curtseys deeply:: ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/8 "2001-07-08T16:52:18Z")
Good for you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/9 "2001-07-08T17:25:25Z")
To celebrate such a noteworthy accomplishment I have booked a table for you at the Rolling Pin…dig in and enjoy… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/10 "2001-07-08T17:32:09Z")
Congrats, Tripler darling. 😃 Now that you’re a member (!) of the Happy Fun Squad Protection Team, you have access to a number of Happy Fun Celebration Wenches. Just call Turbo Dog, who manages _The Happy Fun Schedule_ to book a party. 😃 Elly ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/11 "2001-07-08T17:37:19Z")
Happy 1k, **Trip**! I’m at work so I’ll pass on the libations. But some wenches might be nice! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/12 "2001-07-08T17:41:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*YOU! Bow down to my somewhat above average mediocrity, for I have hit 1,000 Posts! \*\* I think not. Unless you’re gonna send me a gun with that t-shirt. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/13 "2001-07-08T18:36:20Z")
Freakin’ newbies. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/14 "2001-07-08T20:19:42Z")
I come to pay my respects and grovel at your feet. Congrats! Are there really gonna be dancing strippers? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/15 "2001-07-08T20:58:02Z")
I’m not gonna bow down, because the way I feel now, I’d topple over then you’d have FairyChatMom all over the floor - not a pretty sight. But I’ll acknowledge your somewhat above average mediocrity with a smile and a regal wave. And if you step a little closer, I’ll give you a chaste peck on the cheek… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/16 "2001-07-08T21:24:46Z")
Hot diggidy-damn! One grand, huh? I guess I’m going to have to come up with some _special_ way to “entertain” you. Now the only question is… what would be the best way to go about it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/17 "2001-07-08T21:30:32Z")
Congratulations, **Tripler**! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/18 "2001-07-08T22:01:03Z")
::runs clothed through thread:: [sub]Hey, don’t want to take attention away from the big guy:)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/19 "2001-07-08T22:12:08Z")
I’m with **tomndebb.** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706/20 "2001-07-08T22:26:21Z")
Don’t mind me. I’m just stalking **Persephone** around the boards. 😃 [sub]But as long as I’m here anyway… Congratulations! **boob flash** [/sup] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-bow-down-to-my-somewhat-above-average-mediocrity-for-i-have-hit-1-000-posts/71706.md?page=2)