# You boys looking for a hot date tonight? What? A cold one? Warning, eek factor! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 6, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583 "2006-09-06T01:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/21 "2006-09-06T03:40:16Z")
How about creating a public health hazard ? ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/22 "2006-09-06T03:57:59Z")
[QUOTE=samclem] At least they weren’t trying to buy cell phones! [/QUOTE] I don’t get it. Of course, neither did she… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/23 "2006-09-06T04:05:02Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] The story also gives new meaning to “Wisconsin Death Trip.” [/QUOTE] Ed Gein… Jeffrey Dahmer… WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WISCONSIN PEOPLE!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/24 "2006-09-06T04:12:50Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] I would think a dead person cound be considered unconscuous or mentally deficient, or both. [/QUOTE] I love the SDMB. 😃 In a way I kind of envy the sense of close-knit community that this story implies. You might figure that twins would have a pretty good idea of what goes on in the other’s mind, but to be able to freely share these sorts of aspirations with a third party-- that’s some kind of intimate friendship. Offhand I can’t think of anyone in my own circle of acquaintances that I’d feel comfortable enough with to even broach such a subject. On the other hand, the story does nothing to dispel my long-held contention that all people whose surnames end in “-ke” are total deviants. ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/25 "2006-09-06T04:19:13Z")
[QUOTE=Terrifel] On the other hand, the story does nothing to dispel my long-held contention that all people whose surnames end in “-ke” are total deviants. [/QUOTE] Yeah, like that Officer Krupke. He was one freaky SOB. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/26 "2006-09-06T04:28:58Z")
I just… I just… It just… Three of them… Condoms… Digging her up… I just… Nope. Sorry. Brain cannot compute. Imagination cannot proceed. Empathy not possible. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/27 "2006-09-06T04:31:13Z")
The collection of proper nouns contained in the article linked to in the OP produces a certain inappropriately humorous effect given the context. Sorry. Never mind. -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![stegon66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@stegon66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stegon66)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/28 "2006-09-06T04:33:56Z")
> [@](#): > > WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WISCONSIN PEOPLE!?!?! Must be something in the cheese. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/29 "2006-09-06T04:51:42Z")
Wait a minute! Wisconsin Head Cheese, at the Piggly Wiggly! Oh my goddess, you don’t think…? OMG! _ **OMG!** _ Shock and _Ewwwwww!_ ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/30 "2006-09-06T04:53:37Z")
Was she someone they never had a crack at or Somebody they couldn’t let go without one more for old times sake either way eewww ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/31 "2006-09-06T04:56:34Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WISCONSIN PEOPLE!?!?! [/QUOTE] This was right one the Wisconsin / Iowa border, so I’m going to blame it on Iowan influence 😛 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/32 "2006-09-06T04:58:53Z")
Perhaps, but I have grave doubts. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/33 "2006-09-06T05:07:12Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Perhaps, but I have grave doubts. [/QUOTE] No jury would… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/34 "2006-09-06T05:09:33Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] The story also gives new meaning to “Wisconsin Death Trip.” [/QUOTE] Having just seen that movie last night, I am right now feeling a bit eerie… Good call. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/35 "2006-09-06T05:19:41Z")
Memo-don’t ever let these boys read _Wuthering Heights_. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/36 "2006-09-06T05:24:19Z")
Where they singing this? [http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/lyrics/wtmn.php#8](http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/lyrics/wtmn.php#8) Sorry. Couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/37 "2006-09-06T05:28:45Z")
Necrophilia! Crack open a cold one! I so rarely get a chance to use that line. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/38 "2006-09-06T05:33:39Z")
PETA might look kindly upon this, its usually animals that are stuffed and mounted… ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/39 "2006-09-06T05:41:45Z")
Wow it must really suck to be the one left with sloppy thirds with a dead chick. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/40 "2006-09-06T06:05:28Z")
You gotta wonder also what the state of a week-old corpse would be, even with embalming going on. That’s of course on top of whatever horrible manging lead to her death. So it was a group of guys planning on having sex with a decomposing, shattered body. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583.md?page=3)