# You boys looking for a hot date tonight? What? A cold one? Warning, eek factor! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 6, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583 "2006-09-06T01:48:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/41 "2006-09-06T06:34:17Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] They can probably be got for “damaging human remains” or whatever that crime is called. [/QUOTE] In Japan (back in the early 1990s), when someone got charged with murder they were also charged with abandoning the corpse. What? They expect the killer the carry the bod around? ---
**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/42 "2006-09-06T12:55:50Z")
Guys, guys. Why should we judge those whose sexual preferences are different from ours? How would you like it if you were in _their_ situation? Huh? Huh? (Besides, it’s not like the corpse said “No”) ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/43 "2006-09-06T13:10:20Z")
[QUOTE=Smeghead] Necrophilia! Crack open a cold one! I so rarely get a chance to use that line. [/QUOTE] Only on the SDMB would you get such an opportunity. And only this\* once.\* Don’t do it again or we’ll kill you, then ravish your corpse, and post about it on the board in all it’s gory and graphic detail, including the size of yer’ willie. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/44 "2006-09-06T13:25:10Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] But sometimes you just have to accept that you’ve missed your window of opportunity and move on. [/QUOTE] That’s quitter talk! ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/45 "2006-09-06T13:29:10Z")
\*Chapter Fifteen - Beginning Necromancy. Lesson One: Proper Shovel Usage\*. -Joe, doing Discworld from memory ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/46 "2006-09-06T13:53:41Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] The poor family must be thinking, “What next?” [/QUOTE] Fucking with three more corpses, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/47 "2006-09-06T13:56:14Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] They allegedly bought condoms on the way to the cemetary. [/QUOTE] Well, this explains the skanky guys I occasionally sell condoms to at Walgreens. I’m taking their money and I’m thinkin’, “No woman would voluntarily have sex with _that_, they must be payin’ for it…” So, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/48 "2006-09-06T14:23:02Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim] The article doesn’t mention the most important fact of the story: was she hot? [/QUOTE] Only if they baked her first. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/49 "2006-09-06T14:29:28Z")
\< **Bosda** SLAPS _EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD_ with a Wet Trout\> Now go home! And wash your hands! ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/50 "2006-09-06T16:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=athelas] Guys, guys. Why should we judge those whose sexual preferences are different from ours? How would you like it if you were in _their_ situation? Huh? Huh? (Besides, it’s not like the corpse said “No”) [/QUOTE] Oh, STFU, bigot. Your veiled agenda attempt is as inept as your mental abilitity to discern actions. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/51 "2006-09-06T16:37:03Z")
[QUOTE=stpauler] Oh, STFU, bigot. Your veiled agenda attempt is as inept as your mental abilitity to discern actions. [/QUOTE] Uhh… what? I’m missing something here… -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/52 "2006-09-06T16:38:45Z")
**stpauler** , are you…_medicated_? If not, perhaps you should consider it. ---
**Author:** ![AngryIrishLass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@AngryIrishLass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryIrishLass)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/53 "2006-09-06T16:42:08Z")
_rumages for stickies and big red pen to scribble note to self_ Do not tell weirdos at bar that I’d have to be dead before I fucked them as I might one day have to fulfil that promise. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/54 "2006-09-06T16:47:28Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] \< **Bosda** SLAPS _EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD_ with a Wet Trout\> Now go home! And wash your hands! [/QUOTE] And be sure to get that dirt out from underneath your fingernails! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/55 "2006-09-06T16:52:29Z")
[QUOTE=stpauler] Oh, STFU, bigot. Your veiled agenda attempt is as inept as your mental abilitity to discern actions. [/QUOTE] One of us got whoosed. I suspect it was you. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/56 "2006-09-06T17:18:05Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] \< **Bosda** SLAPS _EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD_ with a Wet Trout\> Now go home! And wash your hands! [/QUOTE] _Brains_, not hands. With bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/57 "2006-09-06T17:33:16Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] The relevant charge of 3rd degree sexual assaul in WI is found [here in Section 940.225.](http://www.legis.state.wi.us/statutes/Stat0940.pdf) The briefest summary I can figure for it is “sexual intercourse with a person without consent.” I did find a “key definition” of “consent” that referenced unconsciousness or sleep, but not death. I will look into the definition of a “person” – so far I haven’t found the accepted legal definition in the WI statutes. [/QUOTE] If you look at the section you linked, subsection (7) provides: > [@](#): > > (7) DEATH OF VICTIM. This section applies whether a victim is dead or alive at the time of the sexual contact or sexual intercourse Just reading that provison sqicks me out. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/58 "2006-09-06T17:38:16Z")
What if the victim is undead? No, seriously. What if a space probe cames back from exploring Venus, and suddenly the dead rise from the grave – and they’re really horny? Where are your precious laws for that, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/59 "2006-09-06T17:44:55Z")
[QUOTE=DrDeth] _Brains_, not hands. With bleach. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=tdn] What if the victim is undead? No, seriously. What if a space probe cames back from exploring Venus, and suddenly the dead rise from the grave – and they’re really horny? Where are your precious laws for that, hmm? [/QUOTE] This Thread is going into _veeerrrry_ unsafe territory. ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583/60 "2006-09-06T17:45:07Z")
[QUOTE=Billdo] If you look at the section you linked, subsection (7) provides: Just reading that provison sqicks me out. [/QUOTE] Maybe I’ve watched too much Law & Order, but it makes sense. For example, if someone raped and killed a woman, and they couldn’t prove that the rape came first, they could argue that they can’t be charged with rape. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-boys-looking-for-a-hot-date-tonight-what-a-cold-one-warning-eek-factor/371583.md?page=4)