# You can still bet online for Trump to win

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 28, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686 "2020-11-28T18:45:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/81 "2021-01-23T21:00:42Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> There are people who believe that Trump and Biden did a Nick Cage/John Travolta style face switch and that Trump is still president.

The current president, whoever he really is, certainly isn’t acting like Trump, so what’s the use?

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/82 "2021-01-23T21:02:16Z")

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Ah, you see, that’s all part of The Great Deception. Trump will save us when the Dems aren’t looking. Never doubt Dear Leader.

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**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/83 "2021-01-23T22:35:22Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> can I bet now on if he’s convicted in the impeachment trial? I assume I can .

[Will the Senate convict Donald Trump in Biden’s first 100 days?](https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/7050/Will-the-Senate-convict-Donald-Trump-in-Biden's-first-100-days)

[How many Senators will vote to convict Donald Trump on incitement by Apr. 29?](https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/7054/How-many-Senators-will-vote-to-convict-Donald-Trump-on-incitement-by-Apr-29)

Plus a bunch of markets for whether or not individual senators will vote to convict [here](https://www.predictit.org/markets/search?query=convict).

Weird question from someone who claimed he knew all he needed to know about betting markets.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/84 "2021-01-23T22:43:38Z")

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If there was a poll today that asked “Will Donald Trump win the 2020 election?” there would probably be a non-zero percentage of people who answered “Yes”

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/85 "2021-01-23T23:04:00Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> There are people who believe that Trump and Biden did a Nick Cage/John Travolta style face switch and that Trump is still president.

They must have thrown in a lot of liposuction to go with that operation.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/86 "2021-01-23T23:05:56Z")

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Dude in one of my facebook groups is _absolutely_ convinced that March 4 is now the day. (he was also absolutely convinced that Trump would be sworn in on Jan 20, but no longer speaks of what he said in the past – that is “inoperative”)

I told him that I’d reconnect on March 5 to see where he’d moved the goalposts. Of course, he laughed at my foolishness for actually daring to not believe in the obvious plan that Trump was following here.

He’s deadly serious about all this.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/87 "2021-01-23T23:10:23Z")

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What is special about March 4?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/88 "2021-01-23T23:12:04Z")

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Something something, original inauguration date, something, 20th amendment does not count because reasons, something, something…

Therefore Trump wins.

I expect the next "deadline is going to have something to do with biblical numerology related to Trump’s belt size.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/89 "2021-01-23T23:17:11Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I expect the next "deadline is going to have something to do with biblical numerology related to Trump’s belt size.

That’s the problem with numerology. Do you use his real belt size or the one on his doctor’s report?

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/90 "2021-01-23T23:32:00Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> original inauguration date

**smacks forehead**

Should have guessed that one.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/91 "2021-01-23T23:46:02Z")

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The story I heard about March 4 is that a state ratified the 20th amendment in a legislature that had a flag with a fringe on it, thereby rendering it a maritime court. Or something like that; you can’t expect too much coherence from these people.

I mean if you want to get legalistic about it, the constitution was drafted by a bunch of people who were ostensibly meeting to draft amendments to the Articles of Confederation that would have required ratification by all 13 states. Instead they ignored their remit and drafted a whole new constitution that went into effect when ratified by only 9 states. The whole thing was therefore meaningless; the US does not exist; there is no president.

These deplorables will go down any rabbit hole they can find.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/92 "2021-01-24T01:15:53Z")

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Beware the Ides of March.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/93 "2021-01-24T01:28:03Z")

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> [@Zakalwe](#):
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> Should have guessed that one.

I honestly can’t wait until March 5, when I can ask him what the next cunning plan of Trump/Q is going to be.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/94 "2021-01-24T01:45:04Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I honestly can’t wait until March 5, when I can ask him what the next cunning plan of Trump/Q is going to be.

It’s like those doomsday cults where they keep getting the date wrong.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/95 "2021-01-24T01:49:59Z")

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March Fourth is also the day that the righteous shall MARCH FORTH and claim America back!

(I just made that up but it sounds plausible.)

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/96 "2021-01-24T01:51:50Z")

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Here ya go, read the crazy (the significance is, as mentioned, because that was the old swearing-in date).

My favorite part: "This theory also relates, in some loose way, to the belief that America is no longer a true democracy and is instead a corporation. The theory, as strange as it sounds, suggests that Biden was actually sworn in as CEO and that when Trump takes power on March 4, he will be restoring America to its democratic roots. Apparently, he’ll be the 17th president, because America hasn’t been a democracy since the Civil War. "

> **[QAnon Supporters Think Donald Trump Will Be Sworn in as President on March 4](https://www.distractify.com/p/what-is-happening-on-march-4-2021)**
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> QAnon supporters are convinced that something major is going to happen on March 4, 2021, but what exactly do they believe is going to happen?

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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/97 "2021-01-24T03:09:42Z")

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The nuttiest thing I have seen is a suggestion that Biden isn’t actually at the White House, he’s on a re-used set from a movie. How that is supposed to work I do not fathom but apparently the wallpaper and carpet (previously seen in the movie Dave or some shit) proves that the whole Biden administration is fake.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/98 "2021-01-24T03:39:16Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> March Fourth is also the day that the righteous shall MARCH FORTH and claim America back!
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> (I just made that up but it sounds plausible.)

Pretty good! Kind of like May the Fourth be with you.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/99 "2021-01-24T03:40:50Z")

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> [@DWMarch](#):
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> The nuttiest thing I have seen is a suggestion that Biden isn’t actually at the White House, he’s on a re-used set from a movie. How that is supposed to work I do not fathom but apparently the wallpaper and carpet (previously seen in the movie Dave or some shit) proves that the whole Biden administration is fake.

I couldn’t blame him if he wanted to stay away while they fumigate the place. But I wouldn’t trust QAnon or any of those alt-right sites.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-still-bet-online-for-trump-to-win/926686/100 "2021-01-24T04:20:20Z")

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The only reason you all think this is kooky is that you’re missing the fact that there were 17 (the 17th letter is Q) flags flying behind Trump at Andrews Air Base. Now that you know Q is involved (they were impersonating being in “stand back and stand by” mode), you must feel silly, huh?

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