# You can take the trash out of the 3rd district, but you can't... Lauren Boebert's legacy **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [February 28, 2024, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249 "2024-02-28T20:34:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/1 "2024-02-28T20:34:36Z")
> **[3-Year-Old Among ‘Victims’ in Lauren Boebert’s Son’s Alleged Crime Spree](https://www.thedailybeast.com/lauren-boeberts-son-tyler-busted-over-wild-alleged-crime-wave)** > > The 18-year-old faces a total of 22 charges after a “string of vehicle trespass and property thefts.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/2 "2024-02-28T20:43:39Z")
I’m sure it’s all lies and a witch hunt by the liberal media. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/3 "2024-02-28T20:45:27Z")
To be fair, the 3 year old was carrying that candy VERY conspicuously. It was practically entrapment. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/4 "2024-02-28T20:48:33Z")
I thought they had open carry there. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/5 "2024-02-28T21:43:45Z")
The road apple doesn’t fall far from the horse’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/6 "2024-02-29T02:55:59Z")
I wonder if he has a laptop… ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/7 "2024-02-29T07:32:17Z")
His own, or somebody else’s? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/8 "2024-02-29T08:03:30Z")
His mom is 18 years older than him (grandma was 18 years older than her). And he is 17 years older than his own infant. His Dad was _convicted_ for domestic violence against Mom… while she was pregnant with him. Mom and Dad finally divorced last year, just after the grandkid was born. Mom (Lauren Boebert) got arrested at a theater a couple months ago - she and new boyfriend were vaping and singing and feeling each other up. On top of all this, the wacko political views. It’s just a sad story. ~Max ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/9 "2024-02-29T10:10:14Z")
When does Honey Boo Boo show up? ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/10 "2024-02-29T11:11:53Z")
The worst part would be that when she loses, you gotta think she’s likely then going to blame him, at some level. Like the kid doesn’t have enough to deal with, having her as his Mom. Imagine your Mom caught on tape being arrested for vaping, fondling and bad behaviour in a theatre, and it’s all over the news, with video and the whole nation is having a laugh. Ugh. Poor kid. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/11 "2024-02-29T12:08:16Z")
John Fetterman agrees with you (and I do too). Like Barron Trump, I say leave the kids of infamous people alone until they’re adult enough to be as dumb as their parents. It can’t be easy to be the child of a headline-grabber. > **[John Fetterman Wants You to Lay Off Lauren Boebert After Son’s Arrest](https://www.thedailybeast.com/john-fetterman-wants-you-to-lay-off-lauren-boebert-after-sons-arrest)** > > The Democrat, who has previously mocked Boebert, called out “recreational cruelty” targeting the congresswoman. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/12 "2024-02-29T12:13:53Z")
Some more details on the Boebert brat’s bad behavior. There are five felonies. And a sex tape with a minor. > **[Lauren Boebert's Son Allegedly Robbed Woman With Brain Tumor, Committed...](https://www.westword.com/news/details-emerge-about-arrest-and-charges-against-lauren-boeberts-son-19659817)** > > Investigators say Tyler Boebert and three underage pals swiped credit cards from people's cars and tried using them at gas stations and other places. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/13 "2024-02-29T12:35:46Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > a sex tape with a minor. So he takes after his dad too? Boebert was clamoring about the “Biden Crime Family” right after her son got arrested. When she stops dragging Biden’s family into the spotlight, we’ll stop pointing out her hypocrisy. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/14 "2024-02-29T14:31:20Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > John Fetterman agrees with you (and I do too). Like Barron Trump, I say leave the kids of infamous people alone until they’re adult enough to be as dumb as their parents. It can’t be easy to be the child of a headline-grabber. He’s 18 years old and a father. I think a certain level of smirking is appropriate directed at Lauren, Ms. Family Values, “I’m a proud Christian; also, keep those scummy brown criminals from crossing our sacred borders” Boebert… ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/15 "2024-02-29T14:33:34Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > John Fetterman agrees with you (and I do too). Like Barron Trump, I say leave the kids of infamous people alone until they’re adult enough to be as dumb as their parents. It can’t be easy to be the child of a headline-grabber. I’m with Fetterman. I’m getting tired of feeling joy at the misery of others even when I think they deserve it. ---
**Author:** ![FinsToTheLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finstotheleft/32/2930_2.png) [@FinsToTheLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinsToTheLeft)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/16 "2024-02-29T17:14:23Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > There are five felonies. That moustache should be a sixth. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/17 "2024-03-01T01:22:49Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Like Barron Trump, I say leave the kids of infamous people alone until they’re adult enough to be as dumb as their parents. He’s old enough to be tried as an adult, ain’t he? ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/18 "2024-03-02T22:02:25Z")
> [@FinsToTheLeft](#): > > That moustache should be a sixth. One of the late night shows listed off the charges and added something like “Attempted Moustache”. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/19 "2024-03-04T02:13:07Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > The worst part would be that when she loses, you gotta think she’s likely then going to blame him, at some level. That might be the worst thing for the kid, but for the rest of us, when she loses and Trump wins, he’ll appoint her as head of the FBI or some such. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249/20 "2024-03-04T02:19:22Z")
> [@Nars\_Glinley](#): > > That might be the worst thing for the kid, but for the rest of us, when she loses and Trump wins, he’ll appoint her as head of the FBI or some such. Secretary of Education. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-the-trash-out-of-the-3rd-district-but-you-cant-lauren-boeberts-legacy/998249.md?page=2)