# You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-your-thumb-out-of-my-ass-anytime-now/392185>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-your-thumb-out-of-my-ass-anytime-now/392185 "2007-02-14T13:27:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-your-thumb-out-of-my-ass-anytime-now/392185/41 "2007-02-17T00:46:28Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]  
Think that’s bad? When I was 18, I had a Q-tip each stuck up my rear and then one up the other end–yes, in both “out” holes–for $50.

(It was part of a (legitimate, academic) study at a major university.)  
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I would have only charged $10.  
(yes I know what you meant, but ignoring that fact made my joke work.)

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-your-thumb-out-of-my-ass-anytime-now/392185/42 "2007-02-17T10:13:20Z")

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> [@Cerowyn](#):
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> Ya know, you probably could have got it done for $25 at the local rub-n-tug.

I’m sure you’re kidding, but looking back my post _was_ ambiguous – I meant that I got paid $50.

> [@Antinor01](#):
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> I would have only charged $10.

Well, it sounds like a trip up the 5 is in order. 😉

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-your-thumb-out-of-my-ass-anytime-now/392185/43 "2007-02-17T10:39:20Z")

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> [@TokyoPlayer](#):
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> "You can take your thumb out of my ass anytime now "

No, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s supposed to be “Get that thing out of my asshole right fucking now!” At least that’s how the kids these days say it.  
Besides, I hear that you’re crummy in bed, maybe you should take some “pointers” from Dr. finger-sphincter.

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-your-thumb-out-of-my-ass-anytime-now/392185/44 "2007-02-17T12:47:11Z")

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Ya, I could have combined the treads.

“Honey, pull your toast out of my ass.”

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-take-your-thumb-out-of-my-ass-anytime-now/392185/45 "2007-02-17T13:18:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Napier]  
I had an exam up there that took a couple minutes, and the Dr. started chatting, like it’s going to distract me or something. He asked me if I had any hobbies, anything I especially enjoyed doing.

I said I really enjoyed not inserting things into my anus.  
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That’s fucking hilarious. _That_ I want to insert (ha!) into conversation, too.

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