# You can talk to AI Jesus or Satan **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** ai\ **Created:** [August 30, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356 "2023-08-30T16:37:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/1 "2023-08-30T16:37:45Z")
[So there’s an app called Text With Jesus that will let you ask questions to a chatbot claiming to the Son of God.](https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/30/us/ai-technology-jesus-satan-religion-cec/index.html) (you can also talk to John the Baptist and other prophets, all 12 apostles, and even Noah, Adam and Eve. For an extra $2.99 a month you can also text with the OG Bad Boy himself, Satan. Getting guidance from a chatbot sounds bad, but I guess some people might feel more comfortable with that than a human at times. Though according to the article, JesusGPT doesn’t support any particular sports teams, and doesn’t come down on one side or another of other important current issues. "“The AI-powered app does not claim to provide actual divine insights or possess any form of divine consciousness, but simply uses its language model to generate responses based on a wide corpus of biblical and religious texts.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/2 "2023-08-30T16:43:32Z")
Give me that on-line religion, yes, that on-line religion Give me that on-line religion, it’s good enough for me ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/3 "2023-08-30T16:51:10Z")
So I can now have my own personal Jesus-- an AI to hear my prayers; an AI that cares (or at least, an AI that’s there). ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/4 "2023-08-30T17:01:17Z")
Just had a cum to jesus moment here… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/5 "2023-08-30T17:02:58Z")
Nice! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/6 "2023-08-30T17:41:40Z")
In certain fonts, a Capital I looks like a lower case L; I was wondering who Al Jesus was. . . Decades ago, when I was just a Spiderboy, I used to play [Eliza](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA) on my babysitter (a mainframe) by giving BS answers & trying to talk about HER problems; sounds similar. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/7 "2023-08-30T17:52:21Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > In certain fonts, a Capital I looks like a lower case L; I was wondering who Al Jesus was. He might be related to Buddy Christ. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/8 "2023-08-30T18:15:07Z")
So, Jesus, did Paul screw up, or what? Oye! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/9 "2023-08-30T18:17:17Z")
You can text Judas. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/10 "2023-08-30T18:22:17Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You can text Judas It’s just 30 pieces of silver the first minute, too! Very affordable! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/11 "2023-08-30T18:31:56Z")
How were they programed? Was it limited to direct quotes from the two, or was there massive imput from others about them? Was a Bible the only source? ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/12 "2023-08-30T19:55:21Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Give me that on-line religion, yes, that on-line religion > Give me that on-line religion, it’s good enough for me https://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/v=2/track=2549347619/size=large/tracklist=false/artwork=small/ > [@Tom Smith](#): > > All you hacker types who whine > You spend too much time on-line > To connect with the Divine, well, > There’s some software you should see. > > It’ll only function in those > Systems not in corporate limbos: > Pearly Gates for Stained-Glass Windows – > Boot up God on your P.C. ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/13 "2023-08-30T20:16:09Z")
That would be Betty Christ. “And Betty when you call me you can call me Al” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/14 "2023-08-31T00:00:18Z")
He refused to give me wining lottery numbers. Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/15 "2023-08-31T15:47:31Z")
I’m a big fan of Tom. I’ve seen him at any number of conventions. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-can-talk-to-ai-jesus-or-satan/989356/16 "2023-09-01T02:35:15Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > He might be related to Buddy Christ. The [hockey](https://www.geekyjerseys.com/product.php?id=385) player?