# you cant fool me **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [May 24, 2013, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267 "2013-05-24T21:39:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![unknownperson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e495f1/32.png) [@unknownperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unknownperson)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/1 "2013-05-24T21:39:41Z")
I know what you guys are doing…I am smarter and wiser with the holy bible by my side.I will put on my armor and fight for my rights…you will be defeated…GOD is the alpha and omega the beginning and end…I will not be fooled and I will spread the word until I get people to wake up… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/2 "2013-05-24T21:42:33Z")
Moved to Great Debates. That’ll show 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/3 "2013-05-24T21:44:58Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > I know what you guys are doing. He’s on to us! > [@unknownperson](#): > > I will put on my armor and fight for my rights. Don’t forget your spear and magic helmet. "_MAG-ic HEL-met!!"_ ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/4 "2013-05-24T21:45:26Z")
Magic helmet? ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/5 "2013-05-24T21:47:26Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > I know what you guys are doing..I am smarter and wiser with the holy bible by my side.I will put on my armor and fight for my rights..you will be defeated..GOD is the alpha and omega the beginning and end..I will not be fooled and I will spread the word until I get people to wake up.. Rights? Could you be specific? Personally, I shouldn’t think God wants to get involved in Human politics. That’s supposed to be part of the price of Original Sin, is it not? (That is, the idea that we can try to live the way we think we should live, and abide by the consequences there-of. The consequences being war, crime, power corrupting politics, greed, etc…) ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/6 "2013-05-24T21:48:09Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Magic helmet? - “MAG-IC HELM-ET!!”\* _“Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wab-bit!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/7 "2013-05-24T21:49:29Z")
Pick a card-any card. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/8 "2013-05-24T21:52:32Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > I am smarter and wiser with the holy bible by my side.. The powerful Holy Bible. +1 to intelligence and +3 to wisdom (-4 to charisma) ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/9 "2013-05-24T21:54:56Z")
> [@Cyros](#): > > The powerful Holy Bible. +1 to intelligence and +3 to wisdom (-4 to charisma) You forgot: [offhand] ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/10 "2013-05-24T21:56:25Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > - > > “MAG-IC HELM-ET!!”\* > > _“Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wab-bit!”_ What if it’s duck season? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/11 "2013-05-24T21:56:54Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > I will put on my armor Well, when you do build Jerusalem in England’s green and pleasant land, be sure to include enough wifi hotspots. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/12 "2013-05-24T21:59:35Z")
Jesus has +5 to free wifi. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/13 "2013-05-24T22:02:14Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Jesus has +5 to free wifi. Didn’t he give that up to the cleric to pay for the Resurrection spell? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/14 "2013-05-24T22:09:20Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > **you cant fool me** …I will not be fooled The Gospels tell us those who insist most strongly that they can’t be fooled are the easiest to scam. If you’d like to avoid being fooled, e-mail me and I’ll arrange to send you my amazing free book, “How Not To Be Fooled By Cynics And Non-Believers”. You pay only shipping and handling. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/15 "2013-05-24T22:09:46Z")
> [@Cyros](#): > > Didn’t he give that up to the cleric to pay for the Resurrection spell? Nah, he’s got free data on weekends. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/16 "2013-05-24T22:10:11Z")
And another one throws down and runs away. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/17 "2013-05-24T22:13:26Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Nah, he’s got free data on weekends. I hear he used some family connections to score that deal. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/18 "2013-05-24T22:15:12Z")
I follow both Jesus and God on Twitter, and they both seem pretty cool, so you should be okay with them on your side. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/19 "2013-05-24T22:39:40Z")
In all my years here combined, I don’t think I’ve been able to correctly surmise more correct join dates than I have in May 2013. Jesus must be guiding me! ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/20 "2013-05-24T23:21:02Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > The Gospels tell us those who insist most strongly that they can’t be fooled are the easiest to scam. Well what sort of chance does that give me?! All right, I AM the messiah!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267.md?page=2)