# you cant fool me **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [May 24, 2013, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267 "2013-05-24T21:39:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/21 "2013-05-24T23:23:32Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > ..I will not be fooled and I will spread the word until I get people to wake up.. Ok, take your best shot at waking me up. Seriously, bring it. No Bible quotes, please, I want you to craft your own brilliant and convincing argument, not just repeat what was written elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/22 "2013-05-24T23:29:53Z")
Are Christians supposed to fight? I thought they were supposed to be all meek and cheek-turning and such, and eventually inherit the Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/23 "2013-05-24T23:38:02Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > Ok, take your best shot at waking me up. Seriously, bring it. No Bible quotes, please, I want you to craft your own brilliant and convincing argument, not just repeat what was written elsewhere. Dude, HIS word is truth, if you’re not down with the truth I don’t what else **unknownperson** can tell you. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/24 "2013-05-24T23:40:10Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > I know what you guys are doing What is it that we are doing? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/25 "2013-05-24T23:51:04Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > I am smarter and wiser with the holy bible by my side. So what are you when it’s not by your side . . . stupid? ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/26 "2013-05-25T00:02:17Z")
Hey! Haven’t you heard? The new way to get people to wake up and be righteous is to blow your brains out in a big church! Try it! It really works! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/27 "2013-05-25T00:05:35Z")
I think we should have a 20 post requirement before letting new people post a thread. Sure that’s just more crazy, but it’ll require more effort to drive by witness, maybe that’ll cut down on it. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/28 "2013-05-25T00:05:46Z")
> [@Cyros](#): > > > [@Ethilrist](#): > > > > Nah, he’s got free data on weekends. > > I hear he used some family connections to score that deal. Well, the upload was impressive, but the download speed leaves a lot to be desired. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/29 "2013-05-25T00:12:13Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > [QUOTE=unknownperson] > I am smarter and wiser with the holy bible by my side. So what are you when it’s not by your side . . . stupid? [/QUOTE] It must be his Soul Object. He starts to wither or something if he gets too far away from it. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/30 "2013-05-25T00:15:54Z")
> [@Llama\_Llogophile](#): > > Well what sort of chance does that give me?! All right, I AM the messiah!!! _Listen Jesus I don’t like what I see All I ask is that you listen to me And remember I’ve been your right hand man all along You have set them all on fire They think they’ve found the new Messiah And they’ll hurt you when they find they’re wrong_–Judas ---
**Author:** ![kcor1953](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kcor1953/32/3221_2.png) [@kcor1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kcor1953)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/31 "2013-05-25T01:08:32Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > What if it’s duck season? It’s rabbit season! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/32 "2013-05-25T01:09:17Z")
> [@kcor1953](#): > > It’s rabbit season! _Duck_ season! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/33 "2013-05-25T01:12:03Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > I know what you guys are doing..I am smarter and wiser with the holy bible by my side.I will put on my armor and fight for my rights..you will be defeated..GOD is the alpha and omega the beginning and end.. Well, we’re smart enough not to be redundant when saying something is “the alpha and the omega”. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/34 "2013-05-25T01:32:40Z")
Well, I’m certainly convinced by the logic in his arguments. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/35 "2013-05-25T01:32:54Z")
> [@unknownperson](#): > > **you cant fool me** Maybe you should check out whats in the box - . Once you understand that - then you can make your claims. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/36 "2013-05-25T01:42:15Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Pick a card-any card. OK, I got one. What is it? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/37 "2013-05-25T01:45:34Z")
A newbie poster who hits and runs is no fun. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/38 "2013-05-25T01:45:49Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > OK, I got one. What is it? It’s a card. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/39 "2013-05-25T01:52:07Z")
By all that is good and holy, the OP is right! I have seen the error of my ways and too am now armed with God’s word as my sword and my faith as my shield! … Oh, wait, this is just a bit of indigestion. Nevermind; carry on. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-fool-me/659267/40 "2013-05-25T01:59:37Z")
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