# You can't make this stuff up: Screech sex tape...featuring a dirty sanchez **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582 "2006-09-29T05:14:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/41 "2006-09-29T19:31:54Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] Some brave soul could probably do a google image search for “dirty sanchez” and see what turns up, but I’m not going to volunteer for it. [/QUOTE] I’ll have to do that, but it’ll have to wait until I’m not at work. I wouldn’t be surprised though if there are people nicknamed “Dirty Sanchez” as a joke and the search mostly turns up pictures of them. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/42 "2006-09-29T20:02:30Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] Nah. He’s so cutting edge he got the girls to perform the Faberge Smeg. [/QUOTE] Dare I ask? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/43 "2006-09-29T20:06:44Z")
[QUOTE=Excalibre] I’ll have to do that, but it’ll have to wait until I’m not at work. I wouldn’t be surprised though if there are people nicknamed “Dirty Sanchez” as a joke and the search mostly turns up pictures of them. [/QUOTE] Like in the movie “Dodgeball”, where it’s the name of a bar. (Of course, the bar’s logo is a woman with a moustache.) It certainly feels like the term, and corresponding act, was invented out of thin air, and the documentation came later. Kinda like “Santorum”. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/44 "2006-09-29T20:16:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Life isn’t about sex. Life is about children and passion… and spirit! It’s not about fucking and balls and pussy. It’s about love. It’s about people. It’s about connection. It’s not about tossing salad. It’s not about cock and ass and tits. And butthole pleasures. It’s not about these rusty trombone, and **dirty sanchez**. It’s not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide… and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the Hot Karl and pearl necklace… or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies. Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it’s not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuckhouse, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging- Quite an education, that flick. There must be about ten things in that little speech I never conceived of in my wildest nightmares. My guess is even if some of these practices were truly apocryphal, the dread genie of collective awareness is now out of the bottle, and novelty-starved fetishists the world over will feel compelled to make them a reality. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/45 "2006-09-29T20:37:41Z")
[QUOTE=McNew] It wasn’t like a challenge or anything, I was just kind of joking. It seems like however vile and disgusting an act someone can think up, there’s a website devoted to it for sexual gratification. People will do some sick stuff. [/QUOTE] Well I can’t argue with you there. Not when there’s someone on this very board who knew someone who ate their own penis before having the rest of him eaten…just for kicks apparently. Of course I still find furries top it for creepiness even beyond shit or selfcanniballisim. Why can’t people stick to bondage and anal sex, as God intended? Anyway, I can’t help believing (while I believe enough in scat, I’ve read enough De Sade) that dirty sanchez was dreamt up by some guy spending to much time online and now if people are doing it it’s because they “read about it on the internet”. People, don’t do everything you read on the internet!!! Don’t smear shit on other people, don’t eat your own penis! Clear enough? ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/46 "2006-09-29T20:40:57Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] People, don’t do everything you read on the internet!!! Don’t smear shit on other people, don’t eat your own penis! Clear enough? [/QUOTE] Oh, great. Now you tell me. I really should apologize to my boss. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/47 "2006-09-29T22:38:11Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Well I can’t argue with you there. Not when there’s someone on this very board who knew someone who ate their own penis before having the rest of him eaten…just for kicks apparently. Of course I still find furries top it for creepiness even beyond shit or selfcanniballisim. Why can’t people stick to bondage and anal sex, as God intended? [/QUOTE] Wow… You must _really_ be creeped out by them to put it above incredibly disgusting or self-destructive! As for myself, nothing that doesn’t involve bodily fluids or eating flesh can possibly top the practices that do! ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/48 "2006-09-29T22:46:02Z")
[QUOTE=Leaper] Wow… You must _really_ be creeped out by them to put it above incredibly disgusting or self-destructive! As for myself, nothing that doesn’t involve bodily fluids or eating flesh can possibly top the practices that do! [/QUOTE] What sort of sex do you enjoy that doesn’t involve bodily fluids? ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/49 "2006-09-29T23:19:43Z")
Bah, you know what I mean! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/50 "2006-09-29T23:20:33Z")
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow] Two questions: one, was SBTB ever really popular? I mean, I remember it being on Saturday mornings after cartoons and being really cheesy, even worse than Head of the Class - which I actually did like. Was there an identifiable fan base, who eagerly tuned in to see the hijinks of the gang, every week? They did do a nice job of the eye candy, though, with Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Lark Voorhies… and those two dudes as well, I guess. [/QUOTE] As another poster pointed out above, yes, it was extremely popular. I’ve found that most people in their mid-20’s can answer even the most obscure trivia questions about it due to massive syndication watching. There is an entire chapter in Chuck Klosterman’s **Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs** about the show that includes the following (non-SBTB material removed): > [@](#): > > However, I became a more serious _Saved by the Bell_ student when I got to college … When I was a sophomore, the only non-MTV shows anyone seemed to watch were _Saved by the Bell_ … And what was interesting was that everybody seemed to watch [these shows] together, in the same room (or over the telephone), and with a cultic intensity. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/51 "2006-09-29T23:23:12Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia] I didn’t. I always thought it was some meaningless phrase tossed off in comedy routines to imply far-out freaky sex. I didn’t think it was an actual move. [/QUOTE] Heh…I said the same thing to my Boston friend when he was describing the “chili dog” for me. I expressed humorous disbelief that such a practice was engaged in and enjoyed by anyone anywhere, and he took me by the shoulder and said “prav, there’s this place called ‘New York City’…” ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/52 "2006-09-29T23:57:55Z")
[QUOTE=Excalibre] I wouldn’t be surprised though if there are people nicknamed “Dirty Sanchez” [/QUOTE] Of the [semi] famous, there’s UFC fighter Diego “Dirty” Sanchez, and the guy who runs BangBus, also known as Dirty Sanchez. I, uhhh, heard about the latter one from, uhh, some other dude, who is not me. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/53 "2006-09-30T00:17:09Z")
[QUOTE=Cisco] Of the [semi] famous, there’s UFC fighter Diego “Dirty” Sanchez, and the guy who runs BangBus, also known as Dirty Sanchez. I, uhhh, heard about the latter one from, uhh, some other dude, who is not me. [/QUOTE] Well. Interestingly, Wikipedia has information about porn sites, it seems. (I’ve heard of Bangbus, actually, and there’s a parody gay site called “Baitbus”, in which straight dudes are supposedly tricked into having sex with men.) Anyway, the first several pages of Google image search results (with SafeSearch off, of course) didn’t show any actual pictures of the act. I’m still convinced it’s not a real common activity. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/54 "2006-09-30T00:55:32Z")
[QUOTE=Excalibre] …there’s a parody gay site called “Baitbus”, in which straight dudes are supposedly tricked into having sex with men… [/QUOTE] M. Butterfly? \ ---
**Author:** ![overeasy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9bd4f/32.png) [@overeasy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overeasy4)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/55 "2006-09-30T02:04:37Z")
This was actually the first story on this eve’s The Soup. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/56 "2006-09-30T02:04:53Z")
[QUOTE=Leaper] Wow… You must _really_ be creeped out by them to put it above incredibly disgusting or self-destructive! As for myself, nothing that doesn’t involve bodily fluids or eating flesh can possibly top the practices that do! [/QUOTE] Ok, I’ll give you, disgusting bacteria laden substentences and self mutilation/self distruction is way worse that a furry bunny suit. But what can I say, while I wouldn’t get within a millon miles of those things somehow visceral body excretions (there are are many of which I’m fond) and the connection between sex, pain and death makes perfect sense to me.Whereas the connection between fuzzy bunny suit…just seems a bit…I don’t know. Too close to pedophilia. Yeah I know they’re not. I shouldn’t even make the comparision, they’re consenting adults and good for them if they’re having fun. But somehow… Ah well, the world is full of kinks. I don’t have to like yours and you don’t have to like mine. But I think we can all agree on one thing… Don’t have sex with Screech! ---
**Author:** ![overeasy4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9bd4f/32.png) [@overeasy4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overeasy4)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/57 "2006-09-30T02:15:46Z")
Joel said it, but they bleeped the word sanchez. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/58 "2006-09-30T05:22:47Z")
[QUOTE=Excalibre] (I’ve heard of Bangbus, actually, and there’s a parody gay site called “Baitbus”, in which straight dudes are supposedly tricked into having sex with men.) [/QUOTE] Not a parody. Run by the same people. May be the same bus. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/59 "2006-09-30T05:31:32Z")
[QUOTE=dropzone] Not a parody. Run by the same people. May be the same bus. [/QUOTE] I bow to your expertise in the area of distinctly sleazy porn. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/60 "2006-09-30T19:49:58Z")
[QUOTE=Excalibre] Anyway, the first several pages of Google image search results (with SafeSearch off, of course) didn’t show any actual pictures of the act. I’m still convinced it’s not a real common activity. [/QUOTE] I made it through about twenty pages and I didn’t find any pictures of the act itself although, I did find a pictures of a very realistic looking vagina cake, a guy who practically has his whole arm stuffed up another guys ass, and someone who has stretched their lobes enough that a penis can be poked through. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582.md?page=4)