# You can't make this stuff up: Screech sex tape...featuring a dirty sanchez

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 29, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582 "2006-09-29T05:14:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/61 "2006-09-30T19:55:05Z")

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[QUOTE=melondeca]  
I made it through about twenty pages and I didn’t find any pictures of the act itself although, I did find a pictures of a very realistic looking vagina cake, a guy who practically has his whole arm stuffed up another guys ass, and someone who has stretched their lobes enough that a penis can be poked through.  
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Hott!

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/62 "2006-09-30T22:21:14Z")

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Lobes?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/63 "2006-09-30T22:39:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Rilchiam]  
Lobes?  
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Ear lobes.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-screech-sex-tape-featuring-a-dirty-sanchez/374582/64 "2006-09-30T23:42:38Z")

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