# You did WHAT in the shower?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 30, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677 "2003-09-30T12:48:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/61 "2003-10-01T20:58:15Z")

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oh, and so that wasnt a complete hijack, I pee in the shower. It is so nice and warm and wet. I just can’t NOT pee.

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/62 "2003-10-02T07:39:50Z")

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One more vote for pissing in the shower, and also for brushing teeth in there.

Since the piss comes first, not only do you have all the soap, shampoo, and toothpaste running down after it, but you also have all the rest of the body’s dirt too. So if any residue gets left in there, it’s more likely to come from the ass or mouth\* than the inside of the bladder.

\*The mouth is a very dirty place.

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/63 "2003-10-02T08:23:24Z")

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It’s not as if we’re turning off the shower and peeing at the drain, leaving a big puddle of urine in the tub. Most of the time you pee right in the beginning of the shower, and you get 2-10 minutes worth of shower water flushing it away.

How filthy is the inside of your shoe? And you’re sticking your foot in that for how long per day? Getting splashed by a [fairly sterile](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html) liquid and then immediately washing your foot in a continually replenishing supply of water doesn’t sound that bad, does it?

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/64 "2003-10-02T11:56:35Z")

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Actually a more interesting question would be:

“You did WHO in the shower?”

Not that would provoke some stories.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/65 "2003-10-02T12:03:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\*Have you figured it out yet, **green\_bladder**?
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> If you haven’t figured it out by the end of the week, I will tell you. 😃 \*\*

Can you set up a webcam in your bathroom? Purely for scientific purposes, we assure you.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/66 "2003-10-02T12:06:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by applejamie \*  
> Madonna does it. She says it helps Athlete’s Foot. So if you really DON’T want to be like her. Stop peeing in the shower.

I’m pretty sure my mom started peeing in the shower before Madonna did (my mom being substantially older than Madonna) and my mom always has said that it prevents athlete’s foot. And damned if she isn’t right. I’ve never had athlete’s foot.

So, the hell with what Madonna does. If you want to be like my mom, pee in the shower. 😉

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**Author:** ![eeclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/49beb7/32.png) [@eeclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eeclem)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/67 "2003-10-02T12:14:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Papaveraceae \*  
> \*\*Hmmm…random thought…if there is a chemical reaction creating poisionus gas when ammonia and bleach are mixed, would cleaning out the shower that you’ve just pissed in with bleach be a good idea? And if one does clean out the shower with bleach after, and there is no chemical reaction, was there any real pressing need to clean out the shower with bleach to begin with? \*\*

alright, alright. perhaps the bleach is a little extreme. maybe i should have said this: it is okay to pee in your own shower, but not the showers of others, or those shared with others, unless given explicit permission to do so.

(ha, after this thread i interogated my soon-to-be-live-in boyfriend and he swears he does not piss in the shower _sigh of relief_)

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**Author:** ![nacaguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@nacaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nacaguy)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/68 "2003-10-02T12:22:41Z")

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I can offer a good reason for the females to try it…and only vivalostwages came near.

Suppose, just hypothetically, said females go places where it would be convenient to be able to pee standing, like for instance on long backpack trips, to pick a random possibility. It is possible, if I am to believe what I read on the net, for females to pee standing.

Well, ya gotta practice somewhere, don’t ya? Better she don’t try to wing it and pee on her jeans with the hiking club waiting just on the other side of that big rock.

Preferably, try it somewhere you don’t have to mop the floor or take a shower afterward, anyway, because it ran down your leg.

And, semi-demi-pervert I am, I actually find the idea kind of erotic.

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**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/69 "2003-10-02T15:06:16Z")

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I never pee in the shower. Disgusting habit.

If I’m caught short while showering, I find if I pull the shower curtain back a little, and aim right, I can just about hit the sink.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/70 "2003-10-02T15:12:19Z")

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Just about?!? So you spray the bathroom with pee, trying?

Good Lord I’m glad I dont have to clean up after you. _shudders_

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**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/71 "2003-10-02T15:24:05Z")

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I’m a female, and I go in the shower. As others have said, it’s not as though the urine isn’t being washed away. I take showers that last at least 20 minutes, and I usually go right away. With all the shampoo and soap and water, that tub is getting thoroughly rinsed out.

I go in other peoples’ showers and in dorm showers, too (assuming good drainage and total privacy in the shower room). Since no one ever notices–and no mysterious plagues have cropped up amongst other folks using these showers, I’m assuming it’s not worth worrying about.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/72 "2003-10-02T15:28:49Z")

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When I was little, my father taught me to pee in the bathtub. Not while you are in it of course, just standing above it whenever you would normally use the toilet. His reasoning was that the toilet bowl was too hard to hit with any consistency and it was just better to have a big target. When you think about it, a bathtub is almost the same as the troughs they have in stadiums and bars. Just be polite and run some water after you are done.

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**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/73 "2003-10-02T16:20:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Amp \*  
> \*\*Not a big deal. I do it all the time. Why get out of the shower dripping wet just to piss when you can do it there? \*\*

BINGO.  
We Tampanians must think alike…perhaps one day we will rule the world!  
(but I certainly hope not, for the sake of the rest of you)

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/74 "2003-10-02T18:50:38Z")

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I was taught, growing up, that if the toilet is for any reason unusable, it is okay to pee in the sink.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/75 "2003-10-03T05:19:30Z")

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**aryk29** , if the toilet is not usable, what about the great out of doors?

My son once dropped pants and peed on the side walk, in front of a fairly busy street. He was only 3 at the time and very determined he was not going to pee his pants.

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/76 "2003-10-03T05:29:08Z")

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In a recent Playboy issue, they said that you should not urinate in the shower, if someone else uses it and objects. Personally, I don’t understand why you would wait until you get in the shower, since using the toilet is something to take up the time waiting for the hot water. 😕

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/77 "2003-10-03T05:38:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\ ***aryk29** , if the toilet is not usable, what about the great out of doors?
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> My son once dropped pants and peed on the side walk, in front of a fairly busy street. He was only 3 at the time and very determined he was not going to pee his pants. \*\*

I don’t think I can get away with peeing on the sidewalk in broad daylight. :eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/78 "2003-10-03T05:44:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\*if the toilet is not usable, what about the great out of doors? \*\*

Considering that the balcony my fifth-floor apartment looks out over the building’s parking lot, I think a few of the neighbors might object.

Not that I haven’t been strongly tempted, mind you. 😃

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**Author:** ![pierre72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b2d939/32.png) [@pierre72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pierre72)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/79 "2003-10-03T10:40:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Papaveraceae \*  
> \*\*Just about?!? So you spray the bathroom with pee, trying?
> 
> Good Lord I’m glad I dont have to clean up after you. _shudders_ \*\*

I know you know I was joking. I hope…!

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> In a recent Playboy issue, they said that you should not urinate in the shower, if someone else uses it and objects.

Well if they’re still in it, sure! But… (assuming they’re not in it) how would they know? (assuming no drainage problems…etc?)

And… You’re the one who gets Playboy for the _articles_, huh?

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-did-what-in-the-shower/204677/80 "2003-10-03T12:48:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\ ***aryk29** , if the toilet is not usable, what about the great out of doors?
> 
> My son once dropped pants and peed on the side walk, in front of a fairly busy street. He was only 3 at the time and very determined he was not going to pee his pants. \*\*

If you’re in France this is perfectly acceptable behaviour.

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