# You dipped your sex in my baseball! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511 "2002-04-08T16:31:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/21 "2002-04-09T00:12:50Z")
Nothing to add. I just love you people ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/22 "2002-04-09T01:32:11Z")
**Take Him Deep** - What Ms. Lovelace is known for. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/23 "2002-04-09T04:02:15Z")
Balk - an aborted attempt at intercourse On Deck - the poor guy who’s gonna wind up with sloppy seconds In the hole - do I really need to explain this one? mighty Casey has struck out - no luck at the bar, or, alternately, luck in the bar and no luck AFTER the bar… the Green Monster - a really, REALLY unclean man or woman ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/24 "2002-04-09T14:51:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DynoSaur \* > **In the hole - do I really need to explain this one?** Gosh…I…I don’t get it. The _hole_? Hi yojimboguy! ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/25 "2002-04-09T15:18:09Z")
the Mudville 9 - anal sex with an very well endowed man; “I gave her the Mudville 9 last night.” hit a screamer - a woman who has very vocal orgasms; “You should have heard her, she hit a screamer.” the cheap seats - a date with a woman of easy virtue; “I don’t know - I didn’t catch her name. I was in the cheap seats.” Triple A ball - a small breasted woman; “Anna Nicole Smith was the majors; Calista Flockhard is definitely Triple A ball.” games behind - what takes place before you give her the Mudville 9 take one for the team - a mercy fuck; “She was so desparate, I had to take one for the team to get her to leave.” lost it in the lights - to make a fool of oneself over a beautful woman; “I couldn’t take my eyes off her and then I spilled my drink in my lap - I lost it in the lights.” ---
**Author:** ![Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Linus\_Van\_Pelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linus_Van_Pelt)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/26 "2002-04-10T03:09:37Z")
**Ball in the dirt** - Outdoors sex. **Payoff pitch** - the line that gets the woman to go home with you. **Toe the rubber** - safe sex with a foot fetishist. **Scoring position** - Missionary, etc. **High, hard one** - an erection. This gives new meaning to “getting good wood on a high, hard one” ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/27 "2002-04-10T03:12:43Z")
Okay, so no wonder baseball’s so popular in the north. I never really knew _why_ before … ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/28 "2002-04-10T03:18:28Z")
Okay, so no wonder baseball’s so popular in the north. I never really knew _why_ before … ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/29 "2002-04-10T13:37:45Z")
**Choke up on it:** Taking a little too much orally. **Balk:** Giving the green light, getting naked, but then deciding not to have sex. **Grand slam:** a good, solid pounding all around. **Interleague game:** trying a little same-on-same for variation **Away game:** what goes on the road, stays on the road. (i.e., it’s not cheating if it’s in another city!) ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/30 "2002-04-12T14:53:46Z")
Hey! The SDMB has been [ripped off](http://www.hour.ca/columns/c_3bill.asp)! Let’s see. This thread started on the 8th, and the article appears on the 11th. Just when was this guy’s deadline anyway? We **must** get to the bottom of this. ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/31 "2002-04-12T15:26:42Z")
Oh hells no. Someone WILL pay. Well, at least he didn’t rip off my “Mendoza Line.” ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/32 "2002-04-12T15:37:58Z")
there are so many places this one could be taken, that I don’t know where to start: “He’s a five tool player” talk amongst yourselves… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511/33 "2002-04-12T17:23:19Z")
Two that need no explanation: “RBI” is sometimes (heretically, IMO) pronounced “ribbie.” And: “Two out, one on, one in.” 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dipped-your-sex-in-my-baseball/102511.md?page=1)