# You do NOT wanna see my pants

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-do-not-wanna-see-my-pants/226454 "2004-01-28T19:38:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThatDuckIsEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@ThatDuckIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatDuckIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-do-not-wanna-see-my-pants/226454/1 "2004-01-28T19:38:20Z")

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ME: driving under an expressway overpass on a little two-lane road, doing about 20-25 mph

PLOW TRUCK: driving 20 feet above me on the expressway, doing his duty

Our paths meet, as 500 gallons of expressway slush gets pushed over the bridge railing and rains down upon my car

the sound: like a ton of bricks, fallen from the sky

my car? dirty as hell, and a bit shaken up

my pants? thoroughly soiled

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**Author:** ![earthpuppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@earthpuppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/earthpuppy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-do-not-wanna-see-my-pants/226454/2 "2004-01-28T20:24:02Z")

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> [@ThatDuckIsEvil](#):
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> PLOW TRUCK: driving 20 feet above me on the expressway, doing his duty

So, him doing his duty made you do your doo-die?

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**Author:** ![earthpuppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@earthpuppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/earthpuppy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-do-not-wanna-see-my-pants/226454/3 "2004-01-28T20:28:54Z")

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😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

(ten character limit)

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-do-not-wanna-see-my-pants/226454/4 "2004-01-28T20:56:16Z")

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UGH! Well, it’s better than having a truck or a rock fall on you, but still, UGH!

Time for you to find a car wash. And a laundry.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-do-not-wanna-see-my-pants/226454/5 "2004-01-28T20:58:32Z")

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The news last night had video of some poor guy standing on a street corner as a plow drove by. The wall of slush knocked him down and he was still down when a second plow came by and covered him again. Not a good day, eh fella?

Sorry you crapped your car.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-do-not-wanna-see-my-pants/226454/6 "2004-01-28T21:36:20Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> The news last night had video of some poor guy standing on a street corner as a plow drove by. The wall of slush knocked him down and he was still down when a second plow came by and covered him again. Not a good day, eh fella?
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> Sorry you crapped your car.

That was here in Indy.

But seriously, you crapped yourself, TDIE?