# You don't mess with Adam We!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-mess-with-adam-we/357932 "2006-05-23T18:06:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-mess-with-adam-we/357932/1 "2006-05-23T18:06:19Z")

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I am a big fan of Family Guy, and it seems to me that the best character is Adam West. I was just watching the gay marriage episode, and man, he had all the best lines ( Except for Chris and the Republican chick “I think I’m going to be burrying my dog tonight” “Hey, don’t go to fast (or words to that effect)”). What are your favorite Mayor West lines? From the aforementioned eposide: “A wall!” or my favorite “So it’s a screaming contest you want, eh Quahog? AHHHH AHHHHHHH!”

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**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-mess-with-adam-we/357932/2 "2006-05-23T18:12:20Z")

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Any line where he refers to the theft of his water, of course. His paranoia truly runs deep.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-mess-with-adam-we/357932/3 "2006-05-23T18:13:57Z")

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> Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone’s stealing my water!  
> Meg: But it just went down the drain.  
> Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it.  
> Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I’ve spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I’ll spend $1,000,000 if that’s what it takes!  
> Meg: You know, I think I have my story.  
> Mayor West: NO! WAIT! You can’t print that! Thank God she’s just a figment of my imagination.

Or, perhaps–

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> Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy … and I’m a man who enjoys his taffy.

or

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> We gather today to remember those brave Quahog men that were lost at sea. The bible declares, an eye for an eye, so let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean (stabs ocean). You won’t be hurting anyone anymore!