# You don't want to watch, and yet you can't turn away - A link my DJ daughter sent me **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 26, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359 "2004-06-26T22:02:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/1 "2004-06-26T22:02:27Z")
[You don’t want to watch, and yet you can’t turn away - A link my DJ daughter sent me.](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/babylulu.html) Run through the entire collection… if you can. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/2 "2004-06-26T22:10:02Z")
Is it just me, or is there a very disturbing trend of ventriloquist dummies coming up about every 4th album? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/3 "2004-06-26T22:55:15Z")
Are you folks listening to the sound clips? Specifically… well, specifically all of them. Did you read about how Baby LuLu got that insanely irritating voice? > [@](#): > > The voice of Baby LuLu is a gift of God, given to me after J.W. and I had been in evangelism about 6 months. As we were traveling the voice just came out. I do not know how I do Baby LuLu, only God knows, and I use it only to glorify Him. Good grief, you’d think God had given her the gift of invisibility, instead of some jive little-girl voice. The one from “Silhouette” has a weird, darkly lecherous monologue, with crazy-60s drug music rumbling along as a guy (apparently one John Rydgren) who sounds like he ate the brown acid moaning: _Oh God… Open my being… my self… let me see myself… all of myself… my thoughts… and why I think them… why I think them… Why… why they move me… to move against you, God… and God… where I feel… and know… and believe… there, inside me…_ After that it gets sort of weird. Who is the guy who puts all this together? I love his comment on the cover art for Merrill Womach’s _I Stood at Calvary_: “Maybe my fave MW cover.” _Maybe_? He’s got so many Merrill Womach albums that he can’t quite commit to saying that this one is his favorite, just in case he gets called on it later? (It is a really cool cover, though.) I really liked the Musical Moores’ sound clip. And that little preacher kid’s sermon was astonishing. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/4 "2004-06-26T23:28:16Z")
Backup to the front page, and hit Gallery 1a. There’s some truely strange and wonderful covers over there. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/5 "2004-06-27T00:45:51Z")
Did you hear the Baby Lu Lu one? Good GOD, what in the HELL was that? That’s gonna make baby Jesus scream bloody murder! Jesus, lady, if you wanna “glorify him”, try having your jaw wired shut! (And what about the “Baby Lu Lu and Daddy”…can you say “Who’s your daddy? Awww yeah…”) AAAAAAAHHH!!! _dives under the bed_ ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/6 "2004-06-27T00:47:19Z")
Holy Cow! There’s two gallery sections, each with about a dozen subsections, and each with 15-20 albums! There’s some amazing stuff here, including some Polynesian music that would be perfect for the Tiki bar I’m building. This guy’s as insane as these albums. ---
**Author:** ![chukhung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@chukhung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chukhung)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/7 "2004-06-27T01:05:44Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > Backup to the front page, and hit Gallery 1a. There’s some truely strange and wonderful covers over there. You ain’t kidding. You think your high school had band geeks? Take a look at _these_ [band geeks](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/robinhood.html)! What on earth do you suppose that school’s marching band look like? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/8 "2004-06-27T01:21:07Z")
[Oooh, check out this one!](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/vanimpe.html) It looks like Jack Chick designed the cover art! (Too bad there’s not a sound clip for this one, I’d be curious as to what it sounds like!) The guy who runs this site should hook up with James Lilek! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/9 "2004-06-27T01:46:34Z")
IIRC, somewhere on this site is a song sung from an aborted fetus’s point of view. There was a thread about it, and even the pro-life folks were mortified with how awful the thing was. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/10 "2004-06-27T01:49:36Z")
I’ve clicked on the links provided here, and gone backwards and forwards on them, but I don’t see the galleries mentioned, to click on. How did that high school band get found? I went all through the Lulu one in the OP, but saw only the string of Christian music covers. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/11 "2004-06-27T01:50:41Z")
[Wow.](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/americanhope.html) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/12 "2004-06-27T01:52:26Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > IIRC, somewhere on this site is a song sung from an aborted fetus’s point of view. There was a thread about it, and even the pro-life folks were mortified with how awful the thing was. [lil’ markie](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/13 "2004-06-27T01:53:27Z")
[This is the one that scares me!](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/candythetalkingdoll.html) :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/14 "2004-06-27T01:54:49Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I’ve clicked on the links provided here, and gone backwards and forwards on them, but I don’t see the galleries mentioned, to click on. How did that high school band get found? I went all through the Lulu one in the OP, but saw only the string of Christian music covers. [Start here](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/). Choose either gallery, then a sub-gallery. There’s a hell of a lot of stuff, including [this](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/silhouettePICS.html) suggestive inner cover photo. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/15 "2004-06-27T01:55:27Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I’ve clicked on the links provided here, and gone backwards and forwards on them, but I don’t see the galleries mentioned, to click on. How did that high school band get found? I went all through the Lulu one in the OP, but saw only the string of Christian music covers. [Gallery 1](http://showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries_main.html) [Gallery 2](http://showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries_main2.html) [Home page](http://showandtellmusic.com/pages/home.html) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/16 "2004-06-27T01:57:22Z")
But then I hadn’t seen. [Captian Hook and his Christian pirates.](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/captainhook2.html) Can you be a pirate _and_ a Christian? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/17 "2004-06-27T01:58:10Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [lil’ markie](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html) All my friends who are about to get the link to that in the email I’ve just sent out are going to hate you for finding that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/18 "2004-06-27T02:17:24Z")
> [@chukhung](#): > > You ain’t kidding. > > You think your high school had band geeks? Take a look at _these_ [band geeks](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/robinhood.html)! What on earth do you suppose that school’s marching band look like? I’m fond of [this one](http://showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/kidsbibleclub.html) and [this bucket of freakiness](http://showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/vitalorgan.html). ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/19 "2004-06-27T02:39:17Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > I’m fond of [this one](http://showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/kidsbibleclub.html) and [this bucket of freakiness](http://showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/vitalorgan.html). That little boy has something and it ain’t the love of God! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/20 "2004-06-27T03:00:54Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [lil’ markie](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html) Am I going to hell for laughing hysterically at that? You know what? I think I would have killed him too-damn singing fetus! (BTW, would an early term fetus have hair growing already?) Check out the artist’s name on [THIS ONE](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_b/moongas.html)!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359.md?page=2)