# You don't want to watch, and yet you can't turn away - A link my DJ daughter sent me **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 26, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359 "2004-06-26T22:02:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/41 "2004-07-02T15:10:16Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Once again, incidentally, I give you Fellow Dopers the classic icon of nutball musicians: > > The Late, Great, [Shooby Taylor](http://www.shooby.com/shooby/mp3/index.htm). > > This stuff will change your life. laerjqwoie4uh8888354wkej(_&@(_$(999!!! There is no suitable profanity to cover this. I will not be able to sleep tonight. :eek: ☹ :mad: 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/42 "2004-07-02T18:11:47Z")
> [@Lisa-go-Blind](#): > > laerjqwoie4uh8888354wkej(_&@(_$(999!!! > > There is no suitable profanity to cover this. > > I will not be able to sleep tonight. :eek: ☹ :mad: 😕 Fleh-doobly-dobbly-sha-sha-sha-sha-RAAAAAAAAAH! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/43 "2004-07-02T18:42:55Z")
[Satan is Real - and we’re darn happy about it!](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_n/louvin.html) Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/44 "2004-07-02T19:44:09Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Check out the artist’s name on [THIS ONE](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_b/moongas.html)!!! The name may be unfortunate, but he is a [major jazz musician.](http://www.dickhyman.com/) ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/45 "2004-07-02T20:17:31Z")
[Nice feather, lady(?).](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/chachacha.html) ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/46 "2004-07-02T20:29:41Z")
I couldn’t make it all the way through the evil talking fetus…but I was sitting here yelling “Abort him! He’s EEEEVIL!” at my computer until I zipped forward and found out that, thankfully, the mother realized she was carrying Satan’s own kid and aborted him. That was just flat-out creepy and weird and wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/47 "2004-07-02T20:35:37Z")
I have decided that [Hugo Montenegro](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_e/spywithme.html) will now become my alter-ego. My Art Vandelay, if you will. 😃 Best. Name. EVAR. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/48 "2004-07-02T20:39:55Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Does [this](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_v/erickbeverly.html) look postcoital to anyone but me? (And why is the dummy wearing more makeup than she is?) “Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!..” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/49 "2004-07-02T20:41:45Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [lil’ markie](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html) “Today my heart began to beat. It will beat softly for the rest of my life, never stopping. After many years it will tire, and stop, and I shall die.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/50 "2004-07-02T23:27:30Z")
When I was a kid my father had about a dozen records in [this series](http://www.vinylencore.com/Various%20Artists%20Album%20Covers_files/image032.jpg), which even as a 12 year old made me snicker. He also had [this album](http://www.epinions.com/musc_mu-102984), which to quote Mark Twain on the music of Wagner “is much better than it sounds”. Does anybody remember a Christian artist who used to be on religious programming who had no arms but played guitar (very very badly) with his feet? He also couldn’t sing. It was really sad- the guy had no talent, just a disability, and wasn’t so much a musician as a Christian sideshow. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/51 "2004-07-02T23:56:04Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > When I was a kid my father had about a dozen records in [this series](http://www.vinylencore.com/Various%20Artists%20Album%20Covers_files/image032.jpg), which even as a 12 year old made me snicker. He also had [this album](http://www.epinions.com/musc_mu-102984), which to quote Mark Twain on the music of Wagner “is much better than it sounds”. > > Does anybody remember a Christian artist who used to be on religious programming who had no arms but played guitar (very very badly) with his feet? He also couldn’t sing. It was really sad- the guy had no talent, just a disability, and wasn’t so much a musician as a Christian sideshow. [Tony Melendez](http://www.tonymelendez.com/) courtesy of … wait for it… [“Toe Jam Music”](http://www.tonymelendez.com/tjm.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/52 "2004-07-08T04:33:25Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Tony Melendez](http://www.tonymelendez.com/) courtesy of … wait for it… [“Toe Jam Music”](http://www.tonymelendez.com/tjm.htm) From his bio: \*During this time, he considered becoming a priest but couldn’t, because priests were required to have an index finger and thumb. \* I wonder why. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/53 "2004-07-08T13:59:47Z")
One of the primary duties of Catholic priests is performing Mass and distributing Communion, which is done with the thumb and index finger. IIRC part of the ordination ceremony involves having the thumb and index finger blessed. Don’t know whether this is true or not, but I remember in (Catholic) grade school being told stories about how Chinese Communists used to punish priests by cutting off their thumbs and index fingers. ---
**Author:** ![mrrealtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@mrrealtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrrealtime)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/54 "2005-10-15T16:09:46Z")
one of my favorite bible concepts is (and I paraphrase) “You will know them by their fruits”. I echo the sentiment that my Atheism is reaffirmed. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/55 "2005-10-16T19:19:50Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > One of the primary duties of Catholic priests is performing Mass and distributing Communion, which is done with the thumb and index finger. IIRC part of the ordination ceremony involves having the thumb and index finger blessed. Why am I not surprised? These are, after all, the same guys who denied a little girl [communion](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5762478/) because of her wheat allergy (and yet, for some reason, her mom fought to get them to make an exception- rather than getting the hell out of there). Lil’ Markie will haunt my dreams forever, naturally, but how can I transfer the creepiness to myiPod? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/56 "2005-10-16T19:37:17Z")
It’s the en of the world, as we know it, And I feel fine! [http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery\_q/bombfalls.html](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_q/bombfalls.html) ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/57 "2005-10-17T23:33:12Z")
I have nothing to say but [AHHHHH!!](http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/mrbat.html) Although, if you could make a music video combining lil’ markie’s song with stop-motion images of the guy on that album… “Whyyyyy did you kiiiiiiiilll meeeee…” ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/58 "2005-10-18T02:15:59Z")
> [@astro](#): > > lil’ markie He sounds _exactly_ like Butters! For a while there, I thought for sure this was just another sick South Park joke. Sadly… I was mistaken. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/59 "2005-10-19T16:24:31Z")
[Lil’ Markie, live in concert!](http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/lilmarkie.mov) (Quicktime format) I also found a complete Lil’ Markie record in MP3 format. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![yBeayf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e274bd/32.png) [@yBeayf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yBeayf)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359/60 "2005-10-20T03:03:41Z")
\ > [@](#): > > These are, after all, the same guys who denied a little girl > communion because of her wheat allergy Actually, Catholic theology states that the Body and Blood of Christ are present under the form of both bread and wine equally, so the girl always had the option of communing by partaking of the wine. She was never denied communion, only communion under the form that she preferred. \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-dont-want-to-watch-and-yet-you-cant-turn-away-a-link-my-dj-daughter-sent-me/252359.md?page=4)