# You drink mixed drinks & you're out of mix. Worst combination you've ever tried?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 18, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957 "2014-11-18T14:32:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/21 "2014-11-18T19:30:42Z")

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My cousin used to mix Red Bull and Johnny Walker Red Label. It was about as foul as it sounds. One I did like was scotch with ice cubes made from Coconut Water.

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/22 "2014-11-18T22:59:42Z")

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The most recent drink I improvised was vodka and apple soda, at a con I attended a few weeks ago. Not bad. I wasn’t desperate enough to add vodka to Kool-aid, however.

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/23 "2014-11-18T23:15:44Z")

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Vodka and diet creme soda. He was a good friend and it was his booze, so I held my tongue.

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/24 "2014-11-18T23:24:24Z")

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At my girlfriend’s 21 year old birthday party thrown at an American Legion Hall. Ran out of everything but gin and red Hawaiian Punch. It was nasty but we drank it any way. Cuz booze!

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/25 "2014-11-18T23:27:16Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Isn’t that a pretty standard combination? At least in the Mai-Tai/pseudo-Tiki kind of bar world?
> 
> Many of the comments in here confirm part of the reason I persist in being a “straight or nothing” drinker and admiring same - I simply can’t see alcohol as something you drink only when you basically can’t tell it’s alky, even to the point of mixing it with goopy stuff like kool-aid in desperation to drink without drinking. Drinking only highly flavored/disguised alcohol (at any cost, and let’s face it, booze in kool-aid or fruity soda is a pretty high cost) would seem to be a far more dangerous practice than other supposed alcoholic gateways…

Well, in my case, it was new student week at college, so I hand’t fully developed my alcoholic taste buds quite yet. So that’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it. 🙂 I’m not quite of the extreme of “straight or nothing,” though. A well-crafted gin and tonic, or an old fashioned, manhattan, sidecar, sazerac, etc., are all wonderful drinks in their own right and do not hide the alcohol.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/26 "2014-11-19T00:30:02Z")

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I’ve mentioned this before, but Jose Cuervo and Diet Dr. Pepper. Jose Cuervo is not a good tequila to drink straight, it was the only alcohol in the house, my parents were out of margarita mix, and the only possible mixer in the house was the Dr. Pepper. In my defense, I really needed a drink as I had come home from college for spring break to my childhood cat that would have to be put down in a few days.

And a vodka and a cream soda could be good. There’s a lot of flavored vodkas out there and the vanilla ones aren’t too bad.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/27 "2014-11-19T00:32:19Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> And a vodka and a cream soda could be good. There’s a lot of flavored vodkas out there and the vanilla ones aren’t too bad.

Yeah, vodka and cream soda doesn’t sound so bad. But, really, vodka plus anything shouldn’t be bad, just an alcoholized version of the mixer.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/28 "2014-11-19T00:58:41Z")

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bacardi and black currant cordial. I threw up black. And for quite some time.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/29 "2014-11-19T01:41:59Z")

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> [@SacFly](#):
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> Vodka and diet creme soda. He was a good friend and it was his booze, so I held my tongue.

I can’t lie. I’ve had this. I like diet cream soda once in a while. I like vodka. It was what I had. It was okay.

Once I mixed rye (whiskey) with chocolate milk. Twasn’t bad! I’ve had it again since.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/30 "2014-11-19T02:06:59Z")

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Tomato juice and rum do not a Bloody Mary make. But you might think they will if you’re drunk (or desperate) enough.

I hope to never be either again.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/31 "2014-11-19T02:27:53Z")

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How is vanilla vodka not like drinking vanilla extract? I’m gagging slightly just imagining the stuff.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/32 "2014-11-19T04:26:49Z")

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Gin and Dr Pepper. Absolutely nasty.

When I tended bar, I used to have a customer whose drink of choice was Chivas and diet Coke. I almost had to hold my nose when mixing it.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/33 "2014-11-19T04:36:22Z")

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> [@faithfool](#):
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> Tomato juice and rum do not a Bloody Mary make. But you might think they will if you’re drunk (or desperate) enough.
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> I hope to never be either again.

Apparently, this is a drink called a “bloody pirate” (usually with dark rum, if the internet is to be believed). Would never occur to me to even try this. That said, put in tequila for the vodka, and you’ve got a decent bloody mary variation. (And the other bloody mary ingredient for both, of course.)

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/34 "2014-11-19T04:43:32Z")

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I had some Baileys and I had some Chambord and I thought I’d mix them together and make raspberry-flavored irish cream.

I discovered that the acidity in Chambord causes the dairy in Baileys to coagulate. And a drink filled with lumps looks as bad as it sounds and tastes as bad as it looks.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/35 "2014-11-19T05:14:54Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I had some Baileys and I had some Chambord and I thought I’d mix them together and make raspberry-flavored irish cream.
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> I discovered that the acidity in Chambord causes the dairy in Baileys to coagulate. And a drink filled with lumps looks as bad as it sounds and tastes as bad as it looks.

Believe it or not, this concept (curdling the dairy in Baileys or similar cream liqueurs) is a thing. You’ve basically created a variation of a “bloody brain” or “cement mixer” cocktail. But, yeah, they’re kind of disgusting.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/36 "2014-11-19T06:09:18Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Believe it or not, this concept (curdling the dairy in Baileys or similar cream liqueurs) is a thing. You’ve basically created a variation of a “bloody brain” or “cement mixer” cocktail. But, yeah, they’re kind of disgusting.

Yes, I looked it up when it happened and learned this. That’s why I was willing to at least give it a chance and try a sip.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/37 "2014-11-19T11:29:03Z")

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Imitation maple syrup and seltzer. I almost threw up.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/38 "2014-11-19T11:45:57Z")

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Hot pepper flavored vodka and Diet Coke did not work.

Not that I thought it would.  
mmm

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/39 "2014-11-19T12:01:47Z")

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> [@Savannah](#):
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> Once I mixed rye (whiskey) with chocolate milk. Twasn’t bad! I’ve had it again since.

Along those lines, I once mixed a chai tea latte with whiskey. Unlike you, I did not enjoy the experience.

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**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-drink-mixed-drinks-youre-out-of-mix-worst-combination-youve-ever-tried/704957/40 "2014-11-19T14:39:49Z")

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> [@boffking](#):
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> Imitation maple syrup and seltzer. I almost threw up.

Back in the USSR, you could get this from vending machines for two kopeks. You had to rinse out the communal glass and put it back when you were done.

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