# You favorite South Park songs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 9, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371 "2014-01-09T17:29:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/1 "2014-01-09T17:29:09Z")
[Here’s an old top ten list if you need help jogging your memory.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POLupeCeb1I) Mine: [Jack’n it in San Diego](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNneU5shTs). Love the video. Kyle’s mom’s a bitch Hey there Mr. Muslim (Merry fucking Christmas!) ETA: That’s “_Your_ favorite”, not “_you_ favorite”. Dang it! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/2 "2014-01-09T18:59:54Z")
[You do a line and I’ll do a line, Honey!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaiycJgK3Fs) ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/3 "2014-01-09T19:01:34Z")
I can change, I can change… La Resistance Up There ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/4 "2014-01-09T19:11:52Z")
I often sing Kyle’s Mom and replace Kyle’s name with my son’s. Because I am a big, fat fucking King Komehamaha beotch. ---
**Author:** ![Art\_Rock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/art_rock/32/525_2.png) [@Art\_Rock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Art_Rock)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/5 "2014-01-09T19:22:02Z")
Gay fish, and it’s not even close. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/6 "2014-01-09T19:31:19Z")
Does _Team America_ count? Because Pearl Harbor Sucks is the best song of any kind ever. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/7 "2014-01-09T19:34:16Z")
Quiet Mountain Town Merry Fucking Christmas ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/8 "2014-01-09T21:21:27Z")
Really Not all That Bright: > [@](#): > > Does Team America count? Fuck, yeah! ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/9 "2014-01-09T23:20:51Z")
Up There is my favorite. I randomly start singing it even to this day. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/10 "2014-01-10T01:24:29Z")
IT’S EASY MMMKAY “This poo is cold” cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/11 "2014-01-10T01:52:36Z")
> [@Art\_Rock](#): > > Gay fish, and it’s not even close. Absolutely. It’s actually not that far off from being a Kanye song. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/12 "2014-01-10T09:05:00Z")
NSFW: [spoiler][Uncle Fucka](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_4fTs5cIqk&feature=youtube_gdata_player) [What Would Brian Boitano Do?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJmfuEWR8w&feature=youtube_gdata_player) [Blame Canada](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA&feature=youtube_gdata_player)[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![A\_Lethargic\_Prawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@A\_Lethargic\_Prawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Lethargic_Prawn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/13 "2014-01-10T12:20:27Z")
It’s got to be ‘Ladder To Heaven’, all 4 versions. (From the 4th version) Where were you, When they decided Heaven was a more intangible idea And couldn’t, you couldn’t really…get there? The only bad thing about that episode is that the song gets stuck in you head for days after ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/14 "2014-01-10T15:02:54Z")
\*Eyes of a Child, \*from the South Park movie. Michael McDonald sang it, so it has hilarious lyrics but sounds super-serious. ---
**Author:** ![Virgil\_Tibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Virgil\_Tibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Virgil_Tibbs)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/15 "2014-01-10T16:12:51Z")
I can only remember the hamster disappearing up someone’s arse. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/16 "2014-01-10T18:48:05Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > NSFW: > > [spoiler][Uncle Fucka](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_4fTs5cIqk&feature=youtube_gdata_player) > > [What Would Brian Boitano Do?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJmfuEWR8w&feature=youtube_gdata_player) > > [Blame Canada](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA&feature=youtube_gdata_player)[/spoiler] I most definitely agree. There have only been a few times in my life when I laughed so hard I literally couldn’t breathe. Hearing this song in the theater for the first time was one of them… ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/17 "2014-01-10T19:09:23Z")
Which one? ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/18 "2014-01-10T22:48:14Z")
“I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus…” ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/19 "2014-01-10T23:32:12Z")
> [@Virgil\_Tibbs](#): > > I can only remember the hamster disappearing up someone’s arse. Lemmiwinks! That one is even funnier when you are familiar with the old Rankin-Bass “Hobbit” cartoon from the '70s. ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371/20 "2014-01-11T07:35:00Z")
I don’t think I could ever pick just one favorite. There’s too many good ones. Let us not forget when Chef and James Taylor educated the children about prostitutes: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/HApbmtryRYk/hqdefault.jpg "South Park Prostitute Song WITH LYRICS") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApbmtryRYk) “A prostitute is like any other woman, they all trade something for sex and they do it well!” I crack up every time I see Cartman convince congress to reverse the law banning stem cell research with a rousing rendition of “Heat of the Moment” by Asia. > **[South Park | South Park - Watch Full Episodes, Clips & More | South Park...](https://southpark.cc.com/seasons/south-park)** > > Relive the dawn of the South Park era, with legendary episodes of the groundbreaking, Emmy® Award-winning animated classic. Follow everyone's favorite troublemakers—Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny--from the very beginning of their unforgettable... [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-favorite-south-park-songs/678371.md?page=2)