# You fight like a dairy farmer!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fight-like-a-dairy-farmer/532213>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 12, 2010, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fight-like-a-dairy-farmer/532213 "2010-03-12T06:57:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fight-like-a-dairy-farmer/532213/21 "2010-04-05T08:58:03Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> At least I can follow directions, Ghostface Threadkilla.
> 
> Your mother is so dumb she thought deem and pass was crack pipe etiquette.

B: Your mother’s so dumb she didn’t even bother with etiquette.  
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fight-like-a-dairy-farmer/532213/22 "2010-04-05T14:55:03Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> B: Your mother’s so dumb she didn’t even bother with etiquette.  
> Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

But yo mama is so stupid, she’s still stuck inside with her bowl even though you installed an automatic door.

I hear physicists are interested in studying you, because you both suck AND blow at the same time.

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