But officer…this card? The one that doesn’t have my name on it? Why am I trying to use it? I was just trying to make the machine swallow the card. Really! That dude over there just left it…
If the bank were closed, I would drop the card in the mail slot. If the bank were open, I would give it to a teller. Stealing is not an option. How to help the other person is the object.
A few years ago, a Brinks van overturned and money spilled out all over. I wouldn’t even keep that money. It isn’t mine. I’d put the card in the night depository.
And don’t Brinks trucks have armed security guys in the back? I don’t think stuffing a few thousand bucks in my jeans is worth being shot, and subsequently jailed.