# You fucked up, home-schooling, Jehovah Witness, MURDERING pieces of shits.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 13, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139 "2001-11-13T16:49:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/1 "2001-11-13T16:49:48Z")
Larry Slack is a 23 year employee of the Chicago Transit Authority, described as a “good machinist and a hard worker”. His wife, Constance, is a registered nurse at a FUCKING children’s hospital. They, and their 6 kids lived on the South Side, and Larry was described as “A very peaceful guy and a very smart person. And he was very religious.” They were devout Jehovah’s witness who believed in corporal punishment, and take literally the phrase in the Bible about punishing with “40 lashes minus one, three times,” in an attempt to “teach is daughter about responsibility.”
These sick, stupid, fundamentalist, idiots were upset because their 12 year old daughter being “uncooperative.” So they physically strapped her to a futon, and beat her hit repeatedly with an inch thick section of rubberized, electrical cable filled with wire. She died of internal injuries.
There is not enough venom in the world to express my absolute hatred for these people. I could go on with a string of FUCKS and SHITS and GODDAMNS, but it is just too easy. There better be a special place in hell for these two.
She works at a fucking Children’s Hospital - how messed up is that.
They believe in corporal punishment - with a electrical cable?
Teach her responsibility? - SHE DEAD NOW YOU FUCKS!
The death of a child is horrible. The MURDER of a child is unfathomably evil. The MURDER of you OWN child, under the guise of being in RELIGIOUS accordance with the Bible is beyond words.
I’m going out and buying a cable and waiting for those fucks. Anyone else want a shot? After all, it’s an Eye for an Eye, right you sanctimonious, faux-religious, evil, evil, evil, wastes of flesh…AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/2 "2001-11-13T16:52:22Z")
You forgot to mention that they already had a record of beating their son. And now, finally child services has decided to take ALL of their children away.
I guess one of them has to die before the authorities will do anything.
Stupid fucks.
jar
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### Author:  [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/3 "2001-11-13T16:58:12Z")
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> They were devout Jehovah’s witness who believed in corporal punishment, and take literally the phrase in the Bible about punishing with “40 lashes minus one, three times,” in an attempt to “teach is daughter about responsibility.”
And people think Harry Potter books are dangerous. What a pair of rat fucks!
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/4 "2001-11-13T17:01:20Z")
I think you are being a bit harsh, the daughter doesn’t disobey her parents anymore.
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### Author:  [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/5 "2001-11-13T17:05:08Z")
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> \*Originally posted by llamasex \*
> \*\*I think you are being a bit harsh, the daughter doesn’t disobey her parents anymore. \*\*
Please explain why you thought this was a good thing to say.
Moron.
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/6 "2001-11-13T17:06:39Z")
Unfuckingbelievable.
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/7 "2001-11-13T17:11:39Z")
The dad occasionally [paused](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chicago/chi-0111130021nov13.story?coll=chi%2Dnewslocalchicago%2Dhed) to rest, so he could continue beating the girl. He also beat his 8 year old son. When he turned himself into the police station, he attempted to slash his throat.
Creepy does not begin to touch this.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/8 "2001-11-13T17:17:49Z")
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> \*Originally posted by llamasex \*
> \*\*I think you are being a bit harsh, the daughter doesn’t disobey her parents anymore. \*\*
Of course she doesn’t disobey her parents anymore. She’s dead. I hardly think the death of a child is proper or appropriate discipline. But that’s just me.
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/9 "2001-11-13T17:18:06Z")
They’ll get their reward at the end of Satan’s Caustic Schlong.
Fucklewankles.
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/10 "2001-11-13T17:24:57Z")
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When he turned himself into the police station, he attempted to slash his throat.
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Too bad he didnt succeed.
Btw llamasex that comment is totally unnecessary.
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/11 "2001-11-13T17:27:19Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Soda \*
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> > \*Originally posted by llamasex \*
> > \*\*I think you are being a bit harsh, the daughter doesn’t disobey her parents anymore. \*\*
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> Please explain why you thought this was a good thing to say.
> Moron. \*\*
Sorry, where is this post located again?
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/12 "2001-11-13T17:30:46Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Dr. Lao \*
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> > \*Originally posted by llamasex \*
> > \*\*I think you are being a bit harsh, the daughter doesn’t disobey her parents anymore. \*\*
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> Of course she doesn’t disobey her parents anymore. She’s dead. I hardly think the death of a child is proper or appropriate discipline. But that’s just me. \*\*
I hope they at least fed the baby to a starving Irish kid.
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/13 "2001-11-13T17:40:01Z")
Beginning llamasex countdown…
3…2…1…
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### Author:  [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/14 "2001-11-13T17:43:56Z")
Ooooh, I’m so clever, non sequiteur posting, yeah, that’ll make 'em notice me…
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/15 "2001-11-13T17:45:58Z")
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> I hope they at least fed the baby to a starving Irish kid
explain yourself, quickly, before I lose my patience.
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### Author:  [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/16 "2001-11-13T17:46:54Z")
Will someone with more board experience please contact the mods? I can’t find where to do it. **llamasex** is an obvious troll.
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/17 "2001-11-13T17:50:42Z")
GOD DAMN PEOPLE
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC WITH MY FIRST COMMENT
and alluding to a modest proposal in my second
Geez I though the people around here would at least get it
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### Author:  [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/18 "2001-11-13T17:51:14Z")
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> \*Originally posted by llamasex \*
> **Sorry, where is this post located again?**
It’s in the Pit. Hence, I can call you a jackass. Great how these things work, isn’t it? :rolleyes:
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> \*Originally posted by llamasex \*
> \*\*I hope they at least fed the baby to a starving Irish kid. \*\*
…This just isn’t funny. I catch the reference; I’m guessing everyone here will, as well, considering that they’re all quicker than I am. In this context, however, makes little-to-no sense. Moreover, it makes you appear insensitive and somewhat…how should I put it…childish. It does _not_ make you entertaining in any way. It certainly doesn’t make you appear overly intelligent. _A Modest Proposal_ is kid’s stuff, chico.
As for the OP…this bastard-bitch duo doesn’t deserve to die. Nonono. Let them live. The father, at least, wants to die, to end the guilt. Let him live with the guilt for as long as possible, I say. Let him fucking dwell on it.
Then, after he dies, let his God judge him.
Fuckers. You do not fuck with kids. Not that way.
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/19 "2001-11-13T17:51:31Z")
GOD DAMN PEOPLE
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC WITH MY FIRST COMMENT
and alluding to a modest proposal in my second
showing that I was sarcastic in my first post.
Geez I though the people around here would at least get it
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### Author:  [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucked-up-home-schooling-jehovah-witness-murdering-pieces-of-shits/93139/20 "2001-11-13T17:52:50Z")
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> \*Originally posted by throatshot \*
> \*\*Will someone with more board experience please contact the mods? I can’t find where to do it. **llamasex** is an obvious troll. \*\*
Look at the top of any given forum. Mod names with linkage! For future reference, of course 🙂
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