# You Fucking Dolts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-dolts/133892>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 25, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-dolts/133892 "2002-10-25T20:42:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-dolts/133892/21 "2002-10-26T06:16:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*I wonder if obese people have sued Midway over Burger Time?
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> Perhaps alcoholics could sue over Tapper.
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> Hmmmmm maybe we’re on to something, brb I need to call Johhny C. \*\*

I think an obese person did sue McDonald’s. And I **know** a cancer patient sued R.J. Reynolds.

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-dolts/133892/22 "2002-10-26T06:42:04Z")

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It was the rap music. I heard it on talk radio, it must be true.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-dolts/133892/23 "2002-10-26T07:03:11Z")

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Have you seen those t-shirts that say “Mall Wart”? So cathartic!

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**Author:** ![GLC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b487fb/32.png) [@GLC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLC)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-dolts/133892/24 "2002-10-26T08:28:30Z")

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“If the snipers didn’t have violence in their life, I don’t think they’d be as violent as they are.”

Right, and the shooter apparently learned “violence” in the US Army.

REAL LIFE. NOT A VIDEOGAME.

Not going to turn this into an anti-gun thing (I’m pro 2nd amendment) or an anti-war thing (the one has nothing to do with the other). I just think it’s funny how some people will use ANYTHING to further an agenda, even when it has no bearing on said agenda.

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**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-dolts/133892/25 "2002-10-26T21:41:31Z")

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Ahahaha. Thats just fucking terrific.

Bobbie Harkey and Wal-Suck are shitlovin whores.

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