# You Fucking Fucks
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 29, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994 "2000-09-29T13:43:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/1 "2000-09-29T13:43:59Z")
I know it has fuckin been said before fuckin now. . .
Are you fuckin people not fuckin creative enough to fuckin title your fuckin Pit thread or fuckin rant without fuckin using the fuckin “fuckin” word? It has fuckin been so fuckin overused that it fuckin doesn’t hold any fuckin impact any fuckin more.
Ya dumb fuckin fucks!
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/2 "2000-09-29T13:50:19Z")
What are ya tryin’ ta say, Diane? And by the way, you forgot your fuckin’ apostrophes.
This thread gives me a fuckin’ idea. Whatcha doin’ later, honey?
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/3 "2000-09-29T13:53:21Z")
I’ll be the fucking judge of that.
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/4 "2000-09-29T13:54:23Z")
Sung to the tune of “She’ll be Coming Around the Mountain”
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckin’ fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckin’ fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuckin’ fuck
- Sing along if you know the words.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/5 "2000-09-29T14:18:09Z")
> [@](#):
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> Whatcha doin’ later, honey?
That all fuckin’ depends on who. . . er I mean whatever you’re fuckin’ doing 😉 \<-------- note apostrophes.
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### Author:  [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/6 "2000-09-29T14:32:51Z")
Another sing along? Here’s mine from McLean and McLean…
Fuck yaaa, fuck yaaa
F. U. C. K. Y. A.
Fuck yaaa, fuck yaaa
F. U. C. K. Y. Ayyy!
I really hate your fuckin’ guts,
I’d like to kick you in the nuts
so…
Fuck yaaa, fuck yaaa
F. U. C. K. Y. A.
I really mean it
F. U. C. K. Y. Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
It loses alot when it’s not fuckin’ live.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/7 "2000-09-29T15:09:24Z")
Feynn - You fuckin’ almost made me fuckin’ pee my fuckin’ pants.
You fuckin’ goofy.
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/8 "2000-09-29T15:10:32Z")
Just for variety, I’ve been pronouncing it fook, like in Trainspotting or Queer as Folk. Also I’ve been cursing in Quebecois (hostie d’crisse de saint-sacre_ment!!_) and Spanish (ay que coño de puta madre!)
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### Author:  [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/9 "2000-09-29T15:14:47Z")
If you see Kay, tell her I love her.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/10 "2000-09-29T15:25:42Z")
> [@](#):
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> Just for variety, I’ve been pronouncing it fook, like in Trainspotting
Me too! I picked up enough accents and lines from that movie that a few of my co-workers threatened to come to my house and smash my video.
> [@](#):
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> Also I’ve been cursing in Quebecois (hostie d’crisse de saint-sacrement!!) and Spanish (ay que coño de puta madre!)
I love it when you talk dirty like that!
Girl tease. 😛
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### Author:  [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/11 "2000-09-29T16:09:06Z")
FLOCON DE MAIS!!!
Okay… it means “corn flakes” in French but when yelled sounds like a great curse.
Diane- I’m glad you enjoyed the song… if I ever find it in .wav or mp3 I’ll post it. “Dildo Dawn” is another one of my favourite songs by McLean and McLean… they are a couple of sick fuckin’ bastards. Gotta love em.
(sung to Delta Dawn)
Dildo Dawn, what’s that mechanism you’ve got on?
Could it be a porcelain penis from days gone by?
And did I hear you grunt as you shoved it up your…
I can’t go on…
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/12 "2000-09-29T16:44:59Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*
> \*\*Just for variety, I’ve been pronouncing it fook… \*\*
Next time you’re in Oxford, check out our local Chinese restuarant, Pak Fook. Never fails to raise a smile amongst the northerners and Scottish round here…
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### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/13 "2000-09-29T16:50:04Z")
To the tune of [“Ramblin’ Wreck”](http://www.cyberbuzz.gatech.edu/nique/features/98fsg/news8.html):
I’m a ramblin’ fuckin’ wreck and I’m from Georgia fuckin’ Tech.
I drink my fuckin’ share of beer and never hit the deck.
And if I had a Bulldog, I’d break its fuckin’ neck.
I’m a ramblin’ fuckin’ wreck and I’m from Georgia fuckin’ Tech.
Oh, if I had a son, sir, I’d send him fuckin’ here
To fuck his share of Georgia girls and drink his share of beer.
And if I had a daughter, I tell you what she’d do,
She would fuck the Yellow Jackets like her mama used to do.
We’re the fuckin’ engineers, the fuckin’ finest in the land.
We drink more fuckin’ beer than any other fuckin’ band.
We know your fuckin’ girlfriend, she gives us all a hand.
We’re the fuckin’ engineers, the fuckin’ finest in the land.
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### Author:  [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/14 "2000-09-29T17:02:56Z")
How can we forget Nillson?
You’re breakin’ my heart
You tear it apart
So FUCK YOU!
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### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/15 "2000-09-29T19:07:06Z")
This reminds me, has anyone heard [“The Spelling Song”](http://www.redpeters.com/blueballs/lyrics/spelling-song.html) by Red Peters? If you haven’t heard it, imagine Dean Martin crooning “Eff-you-see-kay-why-oh-you-bee-ell-oh…double-you-emm-ee…”
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/16 "2000-09-29T23:56:20Z")
> [@](#):
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> You Fucking Fucks
This is blatantly ignorant. There are no such things as “Fuckin’ Fucks”. Fucks do not have sex.
Oh, nevermind… it was cool with the Mormon thread, here, it’s just silly…
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### Author:  [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/17 "2000-09-30T07:58:42Z")
No Santa,
No Easter Bunny,
No Tooth Fairy,
Now no _Fuckin’_,
Life has officially ended. Shoot me.
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### Author:  [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/18 "2000-09-30T21:45:14Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*
> \*\*Are you fuckin people not fuckin creative enough to fuckin title your fuckin Pit thread or fuckin rant without fuckin using the fuckin “fuckin” word? \*\*
Actually, no.
You gotta problem wit dat? 😃
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### Author:  [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/19 "2000-10-01T00:38:42Z")
Here’s a song by Eminem with added fucks:
Wait a minute, I can’t add more fucks in the song.
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### Author:  [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-fucking-fucks/34994/20 "2000-10-04T04:26:39Z")
“YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!”
– Tool: _Hooker with a Penis_, from **Aenima**
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