# You get to be any animal in any location for a period of time.  What and Where do you chose?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 26, 2018, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627 "2018-07-26T17:18:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627/21 "2018-07-27T06:09:30Z")

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a cat at my house just to explain certain things to my cats that they cant seem to get , like the edge or ridge of the litter box dosent count as the box …….

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**Author:** ![jsntodd10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6a8cbe/32.png) [@jsntodd10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsntodd10)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627/22 "2018-07-27T06:37:17Z")

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Orca in alaska hunting seals with the gang.

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**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627/23 "2018-07-27T08:51:29Z")

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A Bat, one of the ones with echolocation. Get flying and a new sense, it’d be cool.

Location? Flapping frantically in the Queen’s hair, for a full day.

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**Author:** ![carlb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carlb/32/5930_2.png) [@carlb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlb)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627/24 "2018-07-27T11:24:08Z")

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> [@SmartAleq](#):
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> Orca, off the coast of Alaska on a brilliantly sunny summer day.

> [@jsntodd10](#):
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> Orca in alaska hunting seals with the gang.

My choice precisely. Apex predator, intelligent, social, powerful, and graceful. A lot like real life. 😃

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627/25 "2018-07-27T11:49:09Z")

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Wow. Two picks:

Blue Whale, North Atlantic, scaring the hell out of sharks and delighting whale watchers. One day.

Bald eagle, soaring over Foxboro Stadium and closely buzzing by number 12 on the sidelines. One day.

On another note, either of these creatures would be really cool to be inside while taking a huge crap. My one thought of being either creature. Seriously, and pardon me if I’ve offended.

I mean, imagine how relieving it would be to take a dump while soaring through the air. And as Mr. Whale, I could fill a swimming pool after a low-cal breakfast day of only plankton and healthy seaweed.

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**Author:** ![TRC4941](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trc4941/32/6792_2.png) [@TRC4941](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TRC4941)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627/26 "2018-07-27T14:22:11Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Indoor cat, middle to upper class home in America without small children or young dogs. The whole day. I need to catch up on sleep. I wouldn’t mind a little petting as well.

Me too! With a stream of sunshine warming my sleeping spot - probably the back of a couch facing a window.

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**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-get-to-be-any-animal-in-any-location-for-a-period-of-time-what-and-where-do-you-chose/818627/27 "2018-07-27T14:27:20Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> Pterosaur, one of the big ones.

Exactly what I was thinking. In particular, being a [quetzalcoatlus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatlus) at any time in history would be pure joy.

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