# You got laid. Good for you. Now shut up. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 21, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224 "2005-02-21T19:54:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/21 "2005-02-21T21:10:31Z")
At least no one has said anything about an \*\*18"DHIBJD \*\* …until now ---
**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/22 "2005-02-21T21:19:53Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > However, something that \*\* truly \*\* irks me (with the fire of at least 1000 butane lighters) is that lately one can’t post \* anything \* in the Pit without encountering “Well, no one forced you to read the post.” from someone typing with their head up their sphincter. Your OP was a bit of a crock but at least you made reference to a thread that always bring me a smile when ever I think about it. ---
**Author:** ![JeffyDMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JeffyDMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffyDMan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/23 "2005-02-21T21:22:45Z")
I would have responded sooner too, but I was busy **masturbating like a motherfuck** ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/24 "2005-02-21T21:35:03Z")
For those of you who are amused by sequential thread titles, I will point out that this thread is currently adjacent to “ **George Bush shut the fuck up**.” Make of that what you will. I’d also like to express some sympathy with the OP. I’m really hoping “I just got laid” threads don’t become more common than post count threads used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Zhen\_ka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zhen\_ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zhen_ka)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/25 "2005-02-21T21:45:28Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > That isn’t so much what disturbs me as her saying that she didn’t use protection because she ‘just couldn’t find any.’ > > If you’re not mature enough to protect your own life from horrible diseases, you’re not mature enough to be fucking. Not to even mention the risks of unwanted conception. > > If you don’t have condoms, you don’t fuck. I think she acted like an immature little child and praising her for being rash and foolish is the wrong way to go. > > Just my 2.3 cents of course. Just wondering why you didn’t mention this in the OP? I mean…_gasp_…she’s an adult who gets to make her own decisions. Shit, we’ve got another thread in the Pit with folks posting to say that people should live and _die_ as they choose. > **[Kel Varnsen - Latex Division - Fuck You](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=303489)** > > In This Thread about HST’s Suicide Kel feels the need to chime in with his opinion about Thompson’s bravery or lack thereof. I think that calls for a heary “fuck you” She’ll have to face the consequences, if any, to her actions. You’re pitting her just because you’re either: a. A prude (really, Miss Manners? On a board that includes such classic threads as pan-fried semen and the prehensile rectum?) b. Jealous (because it’s harder for you to get laid) Based on your OP, I’m leaning toward b. So, go out and improve your people skills, because based on this thread, they need help. Maybe you’ll even get laid and will be able to post about it in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/26 "2005-02-21T21:59:06Z")
**Zhen’ka** , **Finagle** was the OP. **FinnAgain** was the poster who took issue with the lack of birth control. I think you have them confused. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/27 "2005-02-21T21:59:39Z")
**Finagle** , I came here to say you’re probably just upset because _you_ didn’t get fucked yesterday morning. But you admitted it in your OP, so I guess I really have nothing to say. If it’s that bad, why not masturbate and fantasize about getting laid? ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/28 "2005-02-21T22:01:43Z")
> [@Zhen'ka](#): > > Just wondering why you didn’t mention this in the OP? Probably because the person you’re responding to didn’t actually write the OP. I may not have people skills, but I have reading skills. And what in the OP would lead you to believe I wasn’t jealous? I pretty much said that I was. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/29 "2005-02-21T22:06:01Z")
> [@cheddarsnax](#): > > **Finagle** , I came here to say you’re probably just upset because _you_ didn’t get fucked yesterday morning. But you admitted it in your OP, so I guess I really have nothing to say. And yet you said it anyway. And people are attacking \* me \* for a lame post :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/30 "2005-02-21T22:10:40Z")
> [@Thudlow Boink](#): > > I’d also like to express some sympathy with the OP. I’m really hoping “I just got laid” threads don’t become more common than post count threads used to be. I really don’t think we have to worry about that around _here._😉 ---
**Author:** ![Boldface\_Type](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@Boldface\_Type](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boldface_Type)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/31 "2005-02-21T22:21:32Z")
> [@Eva Luna](#): > > In the example you mention, it was her entire _life,_ for chrissakes. Yes, but she is only 7. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/32 "2005-02-21T22:23:02Z")
**Finagle** , I sympathize. When I was at my first college {hi, **NinjaChick**!) it seemed like the whole school was getting laid except me. I would have to leave parties because they would turn into six couples making out and me thinking, “Well, I guess it’s not possible to have a social life without a boyfriend.” That said, however, I was glad to see such a thread where the OP was a woman. A few weeks ago, a young man posted about losing his virginity, and the OP plus the first three posts all had an undertone that the partner didn’t matter, the circumstances didn’t matter, all that mattered was that he’d put his penis in a vagina and ejaculated. Now he was a real man. So I was glad to see that a woman could rejoice in losing her virginity, and that the partner and circumstances were as important to her as the act. No, “Oh, I should have waited…now he’s not going to ask me to the prom.” No, “And if my parents find out they’ll flay me alive.” Just, “I had sex and it was great!” So I understand how you feel, but I don’t agree that **Tracy Lord** is oversharing. Just, when you’re not getting any and other people are, they’re getting too mcuh. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/33 "2005-02-21T22:31:40Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > That rabbit is awesome. The profile of his nose looks like a stubby little phalhus…and that was after bashing his face into the ground. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/34 "2005-02-21T22:35:27Z")
> [@Zhen'ka](#): > > Just wondering why you didn’t mention this in the OP? Because I’m not yet talented enough to be able to post under other people’s screen names? > [@Zhen'ka](#): > > I mean…_gasp_…she’s an adult who gets to make her own decisions. Shit, we’ve got another thread in the Pit with folks posting to say that people should live and _die_ as they choose. People **should** live and die as they choose. But by the same token, if she posts something to get positive feedback, and what you did not not praise worthy, then you can be called on it. > [@Zhen'ka](#): > > So, go out and improve your people skills, because based on this thread, they need help. Maybe you’ll even get laid and will be able to post about it in MPSIMS. Do you feel properly embarrased now? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/35 "2005-02-21T23:02:36Z")
Enough melodious trumpeting! Perhaps it is time to tootle with vigor! ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/36 "2005-02-21T23:11:59Z")
> [@Boldface Type](#): > > Yes, but she is only 7. Yet another post that makes me glad I don’t work in a cube farm, because I can laugh out loud without fear of reprisal. ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/37 "2005-02-22T02:54:43Z")
My first closed thread _and_ my first Pit thread in the same day – I’m losing my (metaphorical)(Internet) virginities all over the place! …or is that TMI? 😉 Anyway. Um. I actually thought that my thread was pretty tame and unoffensive compared to past IMHO/MPSIMS threads, but clearly, _chacun a son gout_. About the lack of protection: yes, that was an **incredibly stupid** thing to do, but I wasn’t exaggerating when I said that we couldn’t find any. It was five o’clock in the morning on a Sunday and there was _literally_ nothing open. (Er. So to speak.) Which is why, again, I spent four hours in a hospital yesterday being very painfully tested, and am certainly going in again in three months, and again in six. Despite what one of my actions may have led you to believe, I am not a completely oblivious idiot. _tootles with vigor_ ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/38 "2005-02-22T03:16:33Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Enough melodious trumpeting! Perhaps it is time to tootle with vigor! I’ve had many ‘wtf’ moments while reading your posts. This, however, is the first time I’ve literally done a spit take and barked ‘what the fuck’ at several octaves above my normal speaking voice. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/39 "2005-02-22T03:20:51Z")
**Tracy** : I just wanted to clear up, I wasn’t attacking you personally in any way. I don’t think you’re a stupid person or a bad person or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224/40 "2005-02-22T03:32:18Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > You dirty minded creeps! You know, NoClueBoy, whenever I read your posts, I get… HAPPY FEET! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-got-laid-good-for-you-now-shut-up/291224.md?page=3)