# You Guys, Let's Play Hinkey-Pinkey!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 11, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701 "2009-04-11T00:30:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/121 "2009-04-15T01:17:40Z")

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> [@Creaky](#):
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> Ergh, wait, forgot to give one.
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> Hink Pink: Feline fight.

cat spat!

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/122 "2009-04-15T01:22:45Z")

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hink pink: sex with a semi

hink pink: phallic timekeeping device

hinky pinky: shirt for a female deity

hinky pinkety: irreversible method for making a groom about 8" shorter.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/123 "2009-04-15T01:23:54Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> cat spat!

Meowza! That’s exactly right! 😃

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/124 "2009-04-15T01:24:58Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> hink pink: sex with a semi
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> hink pink: phallic timekeeping device

Cock Clock!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/125 "2009-04-15T01:25:24Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> hink pink: sex with a semi
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> hink pink: phallic timekeeping device

Truck fuck, and crotch watch or cock clock.

ETA: Damn you **Creaky**!

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/126 "2009-04-15T01:27:42Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> hinky pinkety: irreversible method for making a groom about 8" shorter.

LOL!

Wedding beheading

Hinky Pinky: anger regarding a cargo ship

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/127 "2009-04-15T01:34:05Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> LOL!
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> Wedding beheading
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> Hinky Pinky: anger regarding a cargo ship

Freight hate?

Hin Ky Pinky: A single vampire drenched in blood

Hinkaditty Pinkaditty: A place to take a dump

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/128 "2009-04-15T01:38:33Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Freight hate?

Nope - that’s not a hinky-pinky. But good try!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/129 "2009-04-15T01:45:39Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> hinky pinky: shirt for a female deity

goddess bodice?

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/130 "2009-04-15T01:46:41Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> goddess bodice?

Got it in one.

Hinkaditty Pinkaditty: Uselessness at being useful

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/131 "2009-04-15T02:53:24Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> Hinky Pinky: anger regarding a cargo ship

Tanker rancor?

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/132 "2009-04-15T03:08:50Z")

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Hink pink: 9 legged crustacean.

Hink pink: An overly diminutive, yet quite decent person. Ja!

Hinkypinkity pinkypinkity (five syllables): The best place to store items so that your kids don’t try and stick them up their poopers.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/133 "2009-04-15T03:13:11Z")

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> [@DMC](#):
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> Hinkypinkity pinkypinkity (five syllables): The best place to store items so that your kids don’t try and stick them up their poopers.

Suppository repository.

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/134 "2009-04-15T03:59:46Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> Doe Bow!  
> Hink pink: container for smoked salmon

Heh, not the one I was going for, but good call!

> [@DMC](#):
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> Hink pink: 9 legged crustacean.

Gimp Shrimp!

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/135 "2009-04-15T04:39:57Z")

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**ultrafilter** and **runcible spoon** , nice work!

Hinky pinky: Herr Boss might make a fine suit, but that automotive cross-branding idea generated zero Fahrvergnügen.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/136 "2009-04-15T04:52:25Z")

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Hinky pinky: belladonna like mom used to make

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/137 "2009-04-15T04:56:02Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Hinkaditty Pinkaditty: Uselessness at being useful

utility futility?

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/138 "2009-04-15T12:48:41Z")

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> [@Indistinguishable](#):
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> utility futility?

Yes.

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/139 "2009-04-15T13:47:45Z")

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> [@DMC](#):
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> Tanker rancor?

Yup!

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/140 "2009-04-15T14:23:16Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Hinky pinky: belladonna like mom used to make

Homemade Nightshade?

(I’m home sick today. Really awful sore throat. I need distraction at least. Hey, I know I’m not gonna get any sympathy! :p)

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