# You Guys, Let's Play Hinkey-Pinkey!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 11, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701 "2009-04-11T00:30:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/161 "2009-04-16T12:18:55Z")

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Space Race.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/162 "2009-04-16T12:22:33Z")

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> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#):
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> Space Race.

Yep.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/163 "2009-04-16T16:16:44Z")

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Hinkadidilly Pinkadidilly: The act of tossing somebody out a window in such a way that they lose their head.

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/164 "2009-04-16T16:25:23Z")

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defenestration decapitation

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/165 "2009-04-16T16:36:15Z")

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> [@Indistinguishable](#):
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> defenestration decapitation

Got it in one!

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/166 "2009-04-16T21:11:24Z")

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Hink Pink: Annoying child falls in the mud  
Hink Pink: A request for an IVF donor

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/167 "2009-04-16T21:14:26Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Hink Pink: Annoying child falls in the mud

Brat splat?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/168 "2009-04-16T21:21:53Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Hink Pink: Annoying child falls in the mud  
> Hink Pink: A request for an IVF donor

And egg beg. I had to think about that second one…

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/169 "2009-04-16T23:22:54Z")

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Howsabout:

Hinky-Pinky: Pimpin’ sea monster  
Hinky-Pinky: A professional solicitor-slicer  
Hinky-Pinky: Monstrous bangs

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/170 "2009-04-17T01:52:29Z")

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> [@runcible\_spoon](#):
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> Hinky-Pinky: A professional solicitor-slicer

Lawyer sawyer?

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/171 "2009-04-17T13:02:26Z")

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> [@Creaky](#):
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> Homemade Nightshade?
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> (I’m home sick today. Really awful sore throat. I need distraction at least. Hey, I know I’m not gonna get any sympathy! :p)

Are you feeling better?

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/172 "2009-04-17T14:48:47Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> Are you feeling better?

Thank you for asking! 🙂

Actually I’m still home. The sore throat became a sinus infection which is now bronchitis. Today is the first day since Monday that I am actually out of bed. I almost never get this sick. I hope this is viral but if I’m not significantly better by Monday I’m going to the doc for some antibiotic.

Sorry, I am just a whiny baby right now!

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/173 "2009-04-17T15:12:14Z")

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> [@Hello\_Again](#):
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> Lawyer sawyer?

Yes indeed! Your turn, I believe.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/174 "2009-04-17T15:20:53Z")

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> [@Creaky](#):
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> Thank you for asking! 🙂
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> Actually I’m still home. The sore throat became a sinus infection which is now bronchitis. Today is the first day since Monday that I am actually out of bed. I almost never get this sick. I hope this is viral but if I’m not significantly better by Monday I’m going to the doc for some antibiotic.
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> Sorry, I am just a whiny baby right now!

Poor baby. If I were in the States, I offer to come take care of you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/175 "2009-04-17T15:37:34Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> … If I were in the States, I offer to come take care of you. 🙂

Oh yeah, that’s right; you’re in England right now. Hope you’re having a good time! Eat a scone for me! 😃

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/176 "2009-04-17T15:42:02Z")

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> [@runcible\_spoon](#):
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> Hinky-Pinky: Pimpin’ sea monster

Um… dressy Nessie?

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/177 "2009-04-17T15:42:41Z")

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> [@runcible\_spoon](#):
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> Hinky-Pinky: Monstrous bangs

Air hair?

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/178 "2009-04-17T15:49:35Z")

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El hinkey pinky: “primate poop” en Espanol.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/179 "2009-04-17T15:52:48Z")

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Hinkety Pinkety: amusing and in plain sight.

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guys-lets-play-hinkey-pinkey/492701/180 "2009-04-17T15:55:04Z")

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> [@runcible\_spoon](#):
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> Yes indeed! Your turn, I believe.

Hink Pink: A blunt utensil belonging to a thug.

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