# "You Guyse Are Great Coocks!"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828 "2009-08-18T08:55:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828/1 "2009-08-18T08:55:25Z")

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I was waiting at Pizza Hut and happened to see a glass case with sheets of paper people drop in with comments.  
The thread title is one of the comments I read.

My guess is whoever wrote that likes the place and is not really commenting on the endowments of the pizza delivery “guyse”, but then again - I hear in some porn movies…

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828/2 "2009-08-19T03:08:55Z")

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That’s awesome! Hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828/3 "2009-08-19T04:25:43Z")

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You may have seen it, but I have to post the coolest [Pizza Hut](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41917)pie ever.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828/4 "2009-08-19T08:59:36Z")

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A bar owner friend of mine was telling me he came in to open the bar up one morning and on the bar was a note left by the bartender who closed up last night. on it, read: \* I quiet\* (She was trying to say I quit.)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828/5 "2009-08-19T15:05:33Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> You may have seen it, but I have to post the coolest [Pizza Hut](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41917)pie ever.

Not bad, but it’s no [Pythagora’s Pizza Palace](http://www.absurdnotions.org/page24.html).

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**Author:** ![Never\_Say\_Dice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee59a6/32.png) [@Never\_Say\_Dice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Say_Dice)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828/6 "2009-08-19T22:52:49Z")

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Your evers goto a ESL claass you wiill seen dosens of thos nodes.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-guyse-are-great-coocks/506828/7 "2009-08-20T01:37:00Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> Not bad, but it’s no [Pythagora’s Pizza Palace](http://www.absurdnotions.org/page24.html).

That’s hilarious. I love it.