# You Hacker piece of shit! (Join in everyone)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 11, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745 "2001-08-11T04:00:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/1 "2001-08-11T04:00:25Z")
May your male children be born with the testicles of mice! You piece of shit, ass, cunt, anal spelunking, dick smegma chewing, butthair licking, donkey raping, jizz leaking, colostomy bag of a human being. May all your enemas be long and painful you small phallused, bored son of a bitch!
Suck on my clit, you rat bastard!
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/2 "2001-08-11T04:03:47Z")
Yeah. You … you … poopy head!
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### Author:  [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/3 "2001-08-11T04:06:28Z")
Well, it only kept the boards outta commission for the better part of a day. Coulda been worse.
But yeah, fuck off, I guess.
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### Author:  [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/4 "2001-08-11T04:13:27Z")
[nitpick]
A “Hacker” writes good code.
A “Cracker” uses code maliciously, and may, or may not, be a “Hacker” as well.
[/nitpick]
Whichever it was, may you eat shit and live to taste it.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/5 "2001-08-11T04:15:44Z")
“Suck on my clit, you rat bastard!”
Boy, you think you know a guy…
As for our would be hacker, I say we track him down, and kill him by stuffing hardcover copies of William Gibson’s _Neuromancer_ down his throat until his esophagus explodes.
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### Author:  [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/6 "2001-08-11T04:21:04Z")
Why don’t you take a break from your busy schedule of masturbating to the theme music of Blue’s Clues and get fisted by Andre the Giant?
I hope fervently that you come down with eternal wolf ass, a bladder infection and body lice.
May your orgasms always be accompanied by diarrhea.
I’d like to throw you naked in poison ivy and then put you in a body cast.
::Throws steel folding chair::
Catch, gimpy!
::Gimpy catches chair, which hardygrrl dropkicks into his face::
Don’t mess with a Doper.
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### Author:  [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/7 "2001-08-11T04:26:10Z")
Jerkoff jackass can’t even understand the benefits of being of TROLL.
**MAD** - Mutually Assured Destruction… Get to know it. Learn it. Understand it.
It’s not your friend.
Sometimes the lack of intelligence on your guys parts is truly amazing.
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/8 "2001-08-11T04:28:08Z")
> [@](#):
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> Why don’t you take a break from your busy schedule of masturbating to the theme music of Blue’s Clues and get fisted by Andre the Giant?
hardy, isn’t that guy dead? Now THAT would be one hell of a punishment!
Seriously, hacker/cracker/fucker:
I hope this comes back to you in a bad, bad way. Jerkoff.
Zette
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### Author:  [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/9 "2001-08-11T04:29:14Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \*
> \*\*[nitpick]
> A “Hacker” writes good code.
> A “Cracker” uses code maliciously, and may, or may not, be a “Hacker” as well.
> [/nitpick]
\*\*
I am so glad I’m not the only one that knows this. Hackers are not uncool.
Crackers eat dog turds. On purpose.
Oops. Sorry for the hijack.
Carry on.
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/10 "2001-08-11T04:29:41Z")
Well, I think we should let Jerry have first crack at him. We can get what’s left.
I’m envisioning making him walk a guantlet of angry Dopers with cattle prods.
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### Author:  [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/11 "2001-08-11T04:32:06Z")
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THE TAG I WAS GIVEN!
I love Chas E? I mean, where the fuck did that come from?
Anyway, if we get too upset publicly, we’re just gonna make him/her happy. That was the point, I’m sure.
stoid
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/12 "2001-08-11T04:34:32Z")
I was wondering what happened to the boards all day. I heard about the tags under people’s names. Did I have one?
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### Author:  [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/13 "2001-08-11T04:34:41Z")
Ummm… is this thread a good idea? Why are we fuelling this person’s fucked up ego any more than necessary?
Soooo, how 'bout this weather, eh?
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### Author:  [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/14 "2001-08-11T04:34:44Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*
> \*\*I hope fervently that you come down with eternal wolf ass… \*\*
HEY!!! Leave my ass out of it!
As for the little intrusive bastard…
Someone should tie you down tight with wet rawhide, then ram you up the ass with a rusty iron dildo that’s been dipped in urushiol oil.
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### Author:  [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/15 "2001-08-11T04:35:21Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \*
> **Crackers eat dog turds. On purpose.**
And here I thought crackers just smoked dog turds in hell. Now I learn that they eat them, too?
No wonder they’re such a bunch of feculent losers.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/16 "2001-08-11T04:39:41Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*
> \*\*Ummm… is this thread a good idea? Why are we fuelling this person’s fucked up ego any more than necessary?
> \*\*
If he shows up to see the results of his handiwork, could it be easier to catch him? Unlike your garden variety troll, this guy actually broke the law, and could be locked up. P’raps we should consider this thread as “bait.”
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### Author:  [@Jeeves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeeves)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/17 "2001-08-11T04:47:14Z")
This Newt Gringrich felcher prevented me from having board access while I was bored at work. I will have my revenge.
/Inigo Montoya
My name is Jeeves, You killed my board, prepare to die\*!!
/Inigo Montoya
\*Actually, death is too good for this person. I merely propose that we have **Jarbabyj** use her twathammers on him, **Scylla** takes his pound of flesh farmer style, **Fenris** sings witty and devastating song parodies about him, **Opal** does not say hi to him, and the rest of the dopers have one shot to inflict their worst punishment on him. Assuming that there is anything left of him after Jerry finishes with him.
Jeeves
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/18 "2001-08-11T04:53:40Z")
I must say, I had two responses this morning that I was quite proud of that are now gone, and would be impossible to duplicate.
I had this beautiful story of lost love as it related to a Bon Jovi concert and a great 20 word long coffe drink title that I made up that I’ll never be even come close to being creative enough to think of again.
So I say we fry this motherfucker. Or not, whatever.
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### Author:  [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/19 "2001-08-11T05:01:09Z")
I had a whole thread that I was interested in completely disapear, Jack.
Talk about disapointed, I had a damn good post in a good thread going when this site died.
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### Author:  [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2001, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/20 "2001-08-11T06:09:01Z")
Darn you, you guy.
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