# You Hacker piece of shit! (Join in everyone) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 11, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745 "2001-08-11T04:00:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/21 "2001-08-11T06:12:24Z")
[hijack] Happy birthday, **Jack Batty** [/hijack] To the person who fucked with the boards: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/22 "2001-08-11T06:43:23Z")
I’d just like to point whoever was responsible for this reprehensible activity to the [url="[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=signup](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=signup)"registration page: “Vandalism of the site through inappropriate use of HTML or other code is grounds for immediate banning. Vandals will be reported to their Internet services provider. In extreme cases we may refer site vandalism to the police.” Notice that this pertains to everyone, not just those registered on the site. Happy interneting. As long as it lasts, anyway. [sub]The above should not be construed as a threat by me, 'cuz I ain’t making one. I’m just saying that WHEN you’re caught, whoever you are, well, I don’t want to be there to see jerry and the rest of the folks . . . [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/23 "2001-08-11T06:46:34Z")
I’d just like to fix the coding error in my previous post. [This is what I meant to link to](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=signup). We now return you to the pile-on (except the pilee isn’t here). ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/24 "2001-08-11T07:06:16Z")
“Dear Enemy: May something slightly unpleasant happen to you, like a turnip falling on your head.” No, wait, sorry. That was the low end. Where was it… Ah, here we go: “Dear Enemy: May God hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an inconvenient moment.” Much better. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/25 "2001-08-11T10:09:18Z")
Dang it! I’m never going to get where I need to be if my O so witty and pithy posts vanish like that! Jeez, what a dull Friday afternoon. _yawn_ Good thing I didn’t post the announcement thread for the party yesterday isn’t it? It’s coming soon, by the way… ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/26 "2001-08-11T10:22:26Z")
[Arnold Winkelried] You sir, are not a gentleman. [/Arnold Winkelried] ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/27 "2001-08-11T12:01:25Z")
May a band of sodomizing dildo terrorists track you down to your lair within your mother’s basement, and finding you diddling yourself with a value sized dispenser of lotion on your right and a box of tissues on your left, proceed to part you down the middle (sans lubrication) like a lumberjack with a splitting maul. All my wonderful posts, gone forever… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/28 "2001-08-11T12:37:40Z")
I’m going to find this guy’s password, and then spend a delightful day on ebay using it. He’ll end up the all time highest single day bidder in ebay history. “That’ll learn ya to bust my tomato.” ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/29 "2001-08-11T12:38:52Z")
Fuckin’ geek. I guess we’re supposed to be impressed by your mastery of the computer sciences. Too bad this had to come at the expense of your obviously athropied interpersonal skills. Loser. I betcha I can still beat you up and take your lunch money. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/30 "2001-08-11T12:42:48Z")
Meany-butt ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/31 "2001-08-11T13:00:47Z")
Dear Prick, or Snatch, as the case may be: If you thought I was cock tease before, just wait till I get ya tied up in a chair in my basement for a few hours. I had a lovely discourse going yesterday regarding my favorite band, I had just written a scathing rant against my stupid friend in which I used the term ‘angelcunt’ and I was getting weight loss tips in MPSIMS. you suck. but here’s the thing: you suck poorly. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/32 "2001-08-11T13:05:54Z")
Dear Hacker Crap-Artist You are a sheep-shagging ratbag, who probably shrivels in real sunlight. May your hardware crumble, your software melt, and your monitor decide it would be better off being an artichoke in a distant field in Iowa than have you staring at it 24/7. There are enough boneheads out there in cyberspace without overflowing pustules such as yourself. If you live by the sword … ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/33 "2001-08-11T13:31:48Z")
Yeah, what everyone said. I was trying to post a reply in the best concerts thread telling **jarbabyj** that she convinced me to add _Mutter_ to my latest Amazon order (along with the Hedwig soundtrack and a couple of Discworld books). I had a pretty decent F.O.T.H. reply going concernig **Miss Creant’s** anus. I was browsing the boards with impuninty. But no, goatfelcher made me do work. _Nobody_ makes me do work. You are a fargin icehole. To quote Ellison: “May a thousand syphillitic camels spit on your grandmother!” ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/34 "2001-08-11T13:35:52Z")
For shame, Bad person. Using your powers for Evil. ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/35 "2001-08-11T13:48:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluepony \* > \*\*Fuckin’ geek. > > I guess we’re supposed to be impressed by your mastery of the computer sciences. Too bad this had to come at the expense of your obviously athropied interpersonal skills > > 😃 \*\* I seriously doubt any skill was involved. Chances are, the cracker used a pre-written tool that exploits some already-known weakness. This type of “person” is known as a script kiddie. Also, most geeks are cool. In fact, this type of behavior is definitly un-geeky. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/36 "2001-08-11T14:52:33Z")
1. Yes, they used a hack that was posted on a website. 1a) No, I will not post the URL. 1. No, it did not take skill to use. 2. No, the script that posts the hack from the website is not anonymous (I looked at the source, and tested it myself to confirm) 3a) Yes, they certainly could have spoofed their IP, or done it through AOL, etc. 1. No, we will likely not know who it is unless they do what 99% of all caught hackers do, which is tell someone. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/37 "2001-08-11T14:58:25Z")
[hijack]Hey **Anthracite** , glad to see you back![/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/38 "2001-08-11T15:07:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > I was trying to post a reply in the best concerts thread telling **jarbabyj** that she convinced me to add _Mutter_ to my latest Amazon order Muahaha…soon…you all will be converted. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/39 "2001-08-11T15:26:40Z")
I kinda feel sorry for this person. I wonder what kind of life he/she has that drives them to do this stuff. I only know one person personally who has done something like this and he was a very sad, angry, lonely person. [slight hijack] Welcome back, **Anthracite**. Good to see you posting again. 🙂 [/slight hijack] ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/40 "2001-08-11T15:27:38Z")
The person responsible is undoubtedly going to read this thread, and I suspect he’s getting exactly the reaction he wanted. Don’t give it to him. Instead, pity him. Silently. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745.md?page=3)