# You Hacker piece of shit! (Join in everyone) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 11, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745 "2001-08-11T04:00:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/61 "2001-08-12T01:57:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > Any woman who _cares_ forgives Premature Speculation. > > Piously forgiving, > Veb > (who’s actually fleeing, doubled up with uncouth laughter over a _dream_ set-up line) That almost belongs in Simetra’s MPSIMS thread . . . but you’d have to make it about a mathematician fron centuries ago when the existence of certain now-known constants were still being debated. [sub]Premature e-speculation . . . [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/62 "2001-08-12T01:59:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Forgot feeding trolls; don’t validate or legitimize assholes. Jeez, can’t get my asshole validated anywhere. Looks like I’ll have to pay the full price when I leave. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/63 "2001-08-12T02:02:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVeblen \* > > Ah, shit. > So much for Taking The High Ground. **I** was happily tangling the sheets with…::coy coughing:: well, let’s just say it wasn’t Jerry. He was otherwise occupied. Though we surfaced at odd moments (VERY odd) to toast him with slightly flat Champagne. And assorted nibbles. > > Veb > Who nonetheless apologises for her previous stuffy, prissy but VALID spasm. Forgot feeding trolls; don’t validate or legitimize assholes. \*\* Uh-huh! Hopefully for your sake you took pictures. Please forward them to my email for evidentiary purposes (in the interests of forensics of course.) ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/64 "2001-08-12T02:23:22Z")
As the official representative from **GQ** I would just like to add to this flame. \ ***Nincompoop!** 1676, Wycherley, in _Plain Dealer II_: “Thou senseless, impertinent, quibbling, drivelling, feeble, paralytic, impotent, fumbling, frigid nincompoop.” If anyone can come up with an earlier FLAME, we would like to know of it. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/65 "2001-08-12T02:31:26Z")
> [@](#): > > Jeez, can’t get my asshole validated anywhere. Looks like I’ll have to pay the full price when I leave. **Waterj2** , if you’re a strapping blonde muscle guy, come see me in my office, 😃 ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/66 "2001-08-12T02:56:01Z")
Uh, I’m more of a short skinny guy. 5’5", 125 lbs. i.e., more **matt\_mcl** ’s type, but I understand he’s a bottom, so that won’t work. Oh, and, uh, I’m not gay. I think. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/67 "2001-08-12T03:16:43Z")
There’s just a certain…I dunno…muck-dwelling, primal, yeasty, moon-baying _truth_ abounding here. I don’t know whether to be awed, humbled or frankly scared shitless. Probably all three is most sensible. Serendipitiously it probably means the techo stuff is handled (Jerry rules!) and the fallout will be handled in inexorable, chillingly pragmatic Doper fashion. Quoting myself from a related but apt context, “This is like herding eels.” Retiring gracefully–and gratefully, Veb P.S. Scylla, in your sweaty dreams, pal. _Amateurs_ fall for the camera/salivating judge thing. My memoirs will either be an eye-glazing 1500 mangled verse snoozer or an incoherent, vanity-publisher bodice ripper. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/68 "2001-08-12T03:43:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Well yes, Veb. That’s all very well and good. I’m so pleased to see your so concerned about all of our welfare. > > Yes. So concerned. > > So very concerned. > > Overly concerned? > > Perhaps thou art protesting too much. > > Perhaps you have good reason to fear speculation in this area. > \*\* She’s a witch! Burn her!! BURN HER!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/69 "2001-08-12T03:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > She’s a witch! Burn her!! BURN HER!!! \*\* Are you sure? Maybe she’s a duck. A bit of wood. A small rock? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/70 "2001-08-12T03:53:59Z")
You shithead motherfucker I had to change my favorite password because of your stink’n ass!! May your mother be on the cover of crackwhore magazine!! ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/71 "2001-08-12T05:07:29Z")
uh… who are you speaking to there, **SHAKES**? ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/72 "2001-08-12T05:08:49Z")
ohhh… you didn’t read the second page, did you? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/73 "2001-08-12T06:24:01Z")
To heck with piling on the waste of chemicals known as the hacker/cracker! What enquiring minds (well, at least this one) want to know is: what was the tag placed under the inimitable Monty? I might even want to amend my signature, depending on the tag of course. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/74 "2001-08-12T11:31:17Z")
He dared to breach my emotional ttachment for my password. For that, I hope they pour molten chocolate on his rectum and tie him ass up near termite nest. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/75 "2001-08-12T20:32:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by goboy \* > **Waterj2** , if you’re a strapping blonde muscle guy, come see me in my office, 😃 Note to self: before next dopefest goboy’s attending, dye hair blond. ---
**Author:** ![Ganryu\_Kojiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ganryu\_Kojiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganryu_Kojiro)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/76 "2001-08-12T21:04:31Z")
I would like to be the first to darn this person to the deeper pits of heck for the better part of eternity. Oh, and may he also forever drop the soap in prison. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/77 "2001-08-12T22:20:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > > She’s a witch! Burn her!! BURN HER!!! \*\* > > Are you sure? Maybe she’s a duck. A bit of wood. A small rock? \*\* Burn her anyways!!! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/78 "2001-08-13T16:08:14Z")
[Billy Mumy] **You’re a bad man!** [/Billy Mumy] Actually, it was mostly a minor annoyance for me, apart from having to recreate my Ode to Threadspotting from memory (grrr…). It reminds of the music awards program where the Gallagher brothers (from Oasis) gave the audience a rude gesture and flung a cup of beer, whereupon host Dennis Miller says “Oooooh…they _spilled their beer_…”. Sometimes you just have to recognize childish tantrums for what they are. P.S. Hey, **Anth** ; good to see you back again. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/79 "2001-08-13T22:11:25Z")
Yeah, it was wrong. Yeah, whoever did it was a loser. Yeah, he fucked it up for everyone else for a whole, what, five hours? But, > [@](#): > > Manhattan > > Drug Fiend BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That just kills me… Oh, and because I hate all this secretive bullshit of, “I know how they did it, but I’m not telling!”, the crack they most likely used was this one. What the fuck is all **that** nonsense about? Are you going to lock up all the books on nuclear bombs and organic chemistry just so no one can blow up the world or make crack? You people think you’re the only ones responsible enough to wield such deadly info? Please. Grow up. And get off your fucking high-horses. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 08-13-2001 at 06:00 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745/80 "2001-08-13T22:24:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Demo \* > \*\*Oh, and because I hate all this secretive bullshit of, “I know how they did it, but I’m not telling!”, the crack they most likely used was this one. > > What the fuck is all **that** nonsense about? Are you going to lock up all the books on nuclear bombs and organic chemistry just so no one can blow up the world or make crack? > > You people think you’re the only ones responsible enough to wield such deadly info? Please. Grow up. And get off your fucking high-horses. \*\* So, what if I had been asked by **TubaDiva** not to post the information? Would that be acceptable to you? Because…I _was_ asked not to post it. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 08-13-2001 at 06:01 PM] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-hacker-piece-of-shit-join-in-everyone/75745.md?page=5)