You had a minor collision; get off the road!

[Debillw3]

@RickJay

like Gus Grissom and his crew are going to show up and CSI the hell out of the situation

Which crew: Gemini 3 or Apollo 1?

Either way, why would a deceased astronaut (or 3, as the case may be) want to handle CSI at the scene of a car crash? Is there a reference I’m missing here?

[John_Bredin]

@Debillw3

Which crew: Gemini 3 or Apollo 1?

Either way, why would a deceased astronaut (or 3, as the case may be) want to handle CSI at the scene of a car crash? Is there a reference I’m missing here?

Gil Grissom led the Clark County/Las Vegas CSI squad on the original-series “CSI”.

[madmonk28]

@Count_Blucher

I know you won’t believe me, but 3/4 of that post was a Whoosh.

Of Course thats not happening. Sometimes I give cops credit for keeping a straight face when the curbstone Perry Masons are giving their accounts of very minor fender benders.
You or I would be thinking, “Oh-my-fucking-god. Its a car accident, not a Thesis.”

Now, if people are hurt its different, but I’d personally love to hear Loach put an estimate on what percentage of paint-scrape-only fender benders have people in them who are trying to make a Federal Case out of minor damage.

Move over Marbury vs Madison, this is Minivan vs Beater…!

Yeah, I was going along with the joke, it’s a quote from the Big Lebowski.

[Debillw3]

@John_Bredin

Gil Grissom led the Clark County/Las Vegas CSI squad on the original-series “CSI”.

Much obliged. I thought it might have been some obscure “Family Guy” cutaway or something.

[russian_heel]

@DCnDC

Fuck that shit. I took a good look at the scene; there was little to no damage to either vehicle. They were being morons for no good reason, and demonstrating they both had no regard for anyone else’s time or safety, including their own. You don’t get polite courtesy for that.

So did it make you feel like a bigger person afterwards, yelling at them to make them feel small? If so, congratulations. A real TOUGH GUY. I sure don’t want to mess with you.

[kaylasdad99]

@DCnDC

Do people really not know this?! If no one is injured and both vehicles are drivable, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD!!!

I’m coming in to work this morning, and traffic completely stops. This road gets a lot of traffic this time of day but is still almost always clear. It’s a major cross-county road, this section going through a residential area, two lanes in both directions, big hill.

At the bottom of the hill is an intersection with a traffic light. This intersection is maybe 100 feet past a dogleg curve to the right that you can’t see around when coming down the hill at this time of year because of the dense foliage on the side of the road. Just in front of the light in the right lane, two idiots, stopped, staring at their cars, apparently oblivious to the pile-up behind them.

As I pull around them I stop, roll down my window and shout at them, “Hey! If no is hurt, get the hell out of the road! There’s a side street right in front of you! This is not a crime scene; the CSI team is not on their way to take pictures and collect evidence! Not to mention you’re standing in between your cars, sitting at the bottom of a hill around a blind corner. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD!!!”

They ignored me.

Look at the bright side. If traffic had been flowing smoothly, there’s no way you would have had time to say all that.

[kaylasdad99]

@Ukulele_Ike

All these years I’ve been picturing Anaamika as a dewy delicate flower of femininity, and today I learn that she bench-presses Toyotas.

@Anaamika

I can be both.

Now you’re just bein’ a flirt…

[kaylasdad99]

@D_Anconia

Where I live, there are “Accident Investigation Sites”, basically an area to pull off the main road, and protected by a concrete barrier. Stopping on the highway itself is generally a really bad idea.

I’m in Orange County Ca, and when I’m driving in LA County, I often see PERMANENT SIGNS that tell us the Accident Investigation Site is at, like, the next exit.

I just don’t get how the sign-putter-uppers know there’s going to be an accident there.

Maybe Minority Report was a documentary…

[The_Niply_Elder]

@russian_heel

But it didn’t work in this case. The OP was ignored. Possibly because the yelling put the drivers backs to the wall and pissed, they decided not to pull over just out of spite because the other drivers were being jerks. Berating strangers in distress solves nothing.
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@russian_heel

So did it make you feel like a bigger person afterwards, yelling at them to make them feel small? If so, congratulations. A real TOUGH GUY. I sure don’t want to mess with you.

The only legally acceptable way to communicate between drivers is a loooooooong slooooow hoooooonking hoooorn, telling fucktards to

MOVE! BITCH outta the WAAAY, BEETCH,
outta the WAY, get OUTTA the WAAAY BiTCH!

My horn only has one tone, one volume level. If your hurt hurt feelers get a butt hurt skin rash you should put some baby powder before leaving the house in those adult pampers GRAMPS!