# You had a sex dream about WHO?!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 27, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946 "2002-09-27T22:59:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/1 "2002-09-27T22:59:53Z")
I can’t… I won’t … It’s too embarrassing … ::taking a deep breath:: I had a sex dream about Vivian from Out of the Box.\* I know it’s wrong. I can’t control who or what I dream about. But for Og’s sake, she’s a host on a show for children. What kind of synapses are misfiring in my twisted brain that would lead me to have a sex dream about HER? I need help. I need a brain eraser. MAKE IT STOP!!! At least my wife got a good laugh out of it. So, any Dopers here had sex dreams with people that make you uncomfortable? I need someone to tell me I’m not insane. Or at least that I’m not the only person who is not quite right in head. \*For those who don’t know, [Out of the Box](http://disney.go.com/disneychannel/playhouse/ootb/index.html) is a children’s show on the Disney channel. My daughter is currently addicted to it. Vivian is the female hostess of the show. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/2 "2002-09-28T00:02:34Z")
Well, that’s not just a children’s show, it’s a little children’s show for you know, little kids. You sick bastard! :eek: Seriously, it can’t be that bad. I mean, Hank Hill had a dream about grilling steaks naked with _his best friend’s wife_! And it turns out the real tag to the dream was the **meat** , and not Dale’s wife. You had a live human female in yours. 😛 Okay, seriously seriously now. It can’t be that bad. She’s a young, fairly attractive person, and I know I’ve had crazier sex dreams. One of the repeats wasn’t that attractive either. But they sure gave off a real great sexual vibe… ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/3 "2002-09-28T00:32:20Z")
Hugo Weaving who is not even cute and as Agent Smith, not even Elrond where he looked halfway decent how weird is that? (I suppose some of the blame may be placed at the feet of my reading of some, er, interesting varieties of the Matrix fanfiction, but STILL!!) ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/4 "2002-09-28T00:35:48Z")
Florence Hendersen, in her role as Carol Brady. Who knew _she_ was gay? I always thought it was Alice. Or Jan. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/5 "2002-09-28T00:44:29Z")
Okay, I’ve got to swear you all to secrecy on this one, but… Iggy Pop. The weirdest part is, I had to _talk him into it_. Even within the dream I was thinking, “Right, like _you_ are really going to turn _me_ down!” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/6 "2002-09-28T00:52:01Z")
Kelsey Grammer, as “Frasier.” Not exactly sex, but well, y’know. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/7 "2002-09-28T04:58:01Z")
Sociology professor. ---
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/8 "2002-09-28T05:04:32Z")
Not a dream but, once, while a teenager and getting some “alone time” in with myself, to finish the job, I had the mental image of… sigh Weezy Jefferson. I know, I know. I don’t get it either. But there it is. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/9 "2002-09-28T05:46:10Z")
Well, Though I didn’t actually “participate,” I once had a dream featuring the two female leads of a certain primetime animated series (guess which)…um…“enjoying each other’s company.” I actually feel a little bad about that dream, I felt like I was intruding. Ranchoth (They really made a lovely couple.) ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/10 "2002-09-28T05:50:03Z")
Ben Affleck. Just the other morning, in fact. And while I do think he’s a cutie-pie, he is also many years too young for me. I woke up feeling like I’d hit on one of my kid’s friends. Oogy. ---
**Author:** ![Thomas\_Stearns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Thomas\_Stearns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thomas_Stearns)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/11 "2002-09-28T07:10:30Z")
Hey, don’t worry. I’d be in “Hannibal Lector” suite of our mental ward if I listed some of the women I’ve dreamt of having sex with. ---
**Author:** ![I\_am\_Sparticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@I\_am\_Sparticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_am_Sparticus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/12 "2002-09-28T07:14:55Z")
Heather Graham. Wish I hadn’t woken up. I’m in love with those baby blues. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/13 "2002-09-28T08:22:18Z")
When I was pregnant, I swear I must have dreamt about every man I knew in real life at least once. In general my list seems to be varied; Jamie Lee Curtis, Drew Carey, Alan Rickman, Christina Ricci, Ryan Styles, Anthony what’s his name-Dr. Greene on ER, Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Will Smith, David Caruso, Jill Henessey, Dennis Quaid, Kathleen Turner, Jodie Foster and, well I’m sure there’s a few others. Plus, [sub]_ahem_[/sub] a few people from this board. Apparently I dream I whole lot more than I fantasize. ---
**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/14 "2002-09-28T12:25:27Z")
Ok, this raises all sorts of weird psychological issues, but I once had a dream that I engaged in lewd acts with…myself. Not in the usual autoerotic sense, either. There was another me there in my dream, and I boinked him. I only had this dream once, but I don’t think I’ll be forgetting it any time soon. I still remember waking up and sleepily thinking, “what the HELL was THAT?!” ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/15 "2002-09-28T12:35:16Z")
Well, I’m not entirely sure I can top **Erroneus’** post, but then again, I’m not sure anybody could. I had a dream my boss and I were running all around town trying to find a spot to get down to it, but we kept getting interrupted by his ex-wife, who for some reason, was Nancy Travis. I have no idea where she came from, he’s never been married, and as far as I know, has never met Nancy Travis, but nevertheless, there she was peering in windows and pounding on doors. The day after having this dream, which actually got downright filthy at times, I walked into work, and my boss looked at me, smiled, and said hello, like he does every day. I blushed so badly, I could feel the heat coming off my face. Thankfully, he either didn’t notice or pretended not to notice, I would have been hard pressed to explain why my entire face was the color of a beet. ---
**Author:** ![dragongirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@dragongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragongirl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/16 "2002-09-28T12:37:05Z")
An ice stater I only saw once on television, his name is Joseph ?. I can’t remember, but he was awfully good at other things too, at least in my dream. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/17 "2002-09-28T12:40:27Z")
I have a recurring dream where Eric Stoltz is trying to kill me. Its bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/18 "2002-09-28T14:57:38Z")
Martin Sheen, yikes! When I woke up and told my sister about it, she said, “You mean Charlie Sheen?” ME: “No, Martin Sheen, and no as Jeb Bartlett, either, but as Martin Sheen.” I really need to get out more… ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/19 "2002-09-28T23:32:05Z")
I am really, really embarrassed to say this, but… Christina Aguilera. I am not kidding. And I’ll tell you something. It was _hot_. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/20 "2002-09-29T00:19:43Z")
in the spirit of the OP, Loonette from “Big Comfy Couch” …mmmmmm clock stretch with legs at 3 and 9… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946.md?page=2)