# You had a sex dream about WHO?!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 27, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946 "2002-09-27T22:59:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/21 "2002-09-29T01:03:51Z")
I had a rather silly one about giving Jonathan Frakes head. Or rather I should say William Rikker , because we were being “observed” by Beverly Crusher, who kept giving me that cross armed sour look of disapproval. My remark to her? "What’s the matter no one suck dick in the 23rd Centuary? She didn’t answer. Another scary one was Alex Trebeck. This took place in the Hostess aisle in the supermarket. Sex among the twinkies, I’m sure ol’ Siggy would have alot to say about that! ---
**Author:** ![bee\_with\_an\_itch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@bee\_with\_an\_itch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bee_with_an_itch)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/22 "2002-09-29T01:25:31Z")
This is one of those “I’ve never said it out loud/let’s never speak of it again”-type things: -Steve Martin (this might have something to do with my penchant for older men…hmmm)☹ -Prez of our Graduating class (although he’s the biggest jerk) -Pam Anderson (although it was slightly disturbing and totally downright dirty, it included nothing about her ‘obvious attributes’) _GASP_ - I had an ‘Alex Trebeck’ one too! Throughout the whole thing he was quite the dominant one…interesting, no? Anyhooo…:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/23 "2002-09-29T01:34:35Z")
Celebrities? Meh. Try dopers. First one was about Eve. First guy was **Oxymoron**. Since then, plenty of crushes (and not-so-obvious crushes) and, er, femmes du jour:) Oh yes:D ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/24 "2002-09-29T02:15:30Z")
Usually, it’s some guy I know that I’m not attracted to in any way-I mean, I don’t hate him, but it’s someone I’m neutral towards. And it usually so happens that I encounter the person the next day. Bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/25 "2002-09-29T02:22:39Z")
I have never dreamed about any Dopers, I swear. Now that you all believe that…embarrasing sex dreams, ok. Randy Johnson. Yes, the former Seattle Mariner. And… a priest at a parish I used to attend. But at least he was cute. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/26 "2002-09-29T02:53:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lsura \* > \*\*I > Randy Johnson. Yes, the former Seattle Mariner. > > And… > \*\* Isn’t he the Big Unit? ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/27 "2002-09-29T03:01:35Z")
I rarely have sex dreams, but when I do, it is never about anyone that I know, except my wife. If anything, it’s a girl that I think may be a combination of girls that I know/want, but can never distinguish any features of who is who. Just a cute girl that I’ve never seen before, and each time, the girl is different. I’m sure there is a meaning there somewhere. Fantasies however… oh boy… ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/28 "2002-09-29T03:06:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TelcontarStorm \* > **I had a rather silly one about giving Jonathan Frakes head. > Or rather I should say William Rikker , because we were being “observed” by Beverly Crusher, who kept giving me that cross armed sour look of disapproval. > My remark to her? "What’s the matter no one suck dick in the 23rd Centuary? She didn’t answer.** This goes without saying, but you are _ **such** _ a geek. 😃 I had one about Murphy Brown when I was in high school. But it was a combination of Murphy Brown and a vaccuum cleaner. What should I eat before I go to bed to give me more sex dreams? ---
**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/29 "2002-09-29T03:26:26Z")
Wow. Vivian, from Out of the Box. Well, it’s unconventional, but not all that weird, I suppose. But the fact that she’s the co-host of a kids’ show makes it a bit freakier, I guess. But it’s not sick. Sadly, I have no weird sex dreams to share. That is, not involving odd celebrities. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/30 "2002-09-29T03:38:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lsura \* > \*\*I > Randy Johnson. Yes, the former Seattle Mariner. > > \*\* Ewww. Mullet sex. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/31 "2002-09-29T04:20:52Z")
A guy I was in post-graduate school with. I didn’t like him at all, thought Andy was a jerk, which is what made it creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/32 "2002-09-29T05:38:47Z")
My cousin’s boyfriend damn he’s gorgeous! umm my cousin is male as well… oh I am so embarrased! ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/33 "2002-09-29T06:37:55Z")
One of the Golden Girls. Does it matter which? \ ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/34 "2002-09-29T13:28:58Z")
I once dreamt that I had borne the secret love child of Nikos Dabizas. I can’t watch Newcastle with a straight face even now. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/35 "2002-09-29T15:32:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Erroneous \* > \*\*Ok, this raises all sorts of weird psychological issues, but I once had a dream that I engaged in lewd acts with…myself. Not in the usual autoerotic sense, either. There was another me there in my dream, and I boinked him. I only had this dream once, but I don’t think I’ll be forgetting it any time soon. I still remember waking up and sleepily thinking, “what the HELL was THAT?!” \*\* I did that too! It was nice, the other me new where all the good spots were. Not as creepy as the time I dreamed I was giving my husband’s brother a BJ. He’s one of those people that complain about everything, and he was complaining about my technique. I had to keep stopping to tell him I knew what I was doing. When I woke up, I was mad, then mad disolved into EEEEWWWWWW! ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/36 "2002-09-29T16:06:59Z")
Interesting dreams, but I think mine is the most disturbing: I am in London. I have committed some sort of crime and the police are after me. I run into Prince Andrew, who offers to hide me in a spare bedroom at Buckingham Palace (which has twin beds, and looks disappointingly like the guest room in an apartment my grandparents used to own, but we’ll let that pass). It seems that he expects sexual favors in exchange for hiding me, but I figure hey, why not, fair is fair and I’ve never gotten it on with a prince before. We’re making out on one of the beds when I hear some noises in the corridor. “Oh, it’s all right,” says Prince Andrew. “It’s just my dad. Let’s have a threesome.” :eek: Needless to say, I decide to take my chances with the cops after all. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/37 "2002-09-29T19:30:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*One of the Golden Girls. > > Does it matter which? > > \ \*\* OMG, I’ve never told anyone this, but I had this dream: I’m walking through a store, and I end up in the TV department. There, on the screen, is a non-existant episode of the Golden Girls. The one where the Girls decide the hell with finding men, they should take matters into their own hand, so to speak :eek: 😕 :eek: Oh well, at least the song parody “Hey Masterbator” (set to the music of Marcarena) wasn’t playing in the background, so I have something small to be thankful for. On the other hand, I can’t really say I’ve had any embrassing dreams about having sex, because on the rare occasion I do remember that sort of dream, they’re about men who don’t really exist. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/38 "2002-09-29T19:40:18Z")
This was a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago, but Mark Lindsay of _Paul Revere and the Raiders_. What’s really bizarre is that I wasn’t a big fan of his. I could recognize their music on the radio, but it’s not like I papered my room with their pictures. It was very disturbing to my innocent teenage psyche. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/39 "2002-09-29T20:03:19Z")
Anybody remenber **Xuxa**? Look here– [http://www.xuxa-usa.com/xuxa08.jpg](http://www.xuxa-usa.com/xuxa08.jpg) for why she is boner material. :o ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/40 "2002-09-29T21:53:17Z")
I have had many sex dreams about guys who were eecchhy for one reason or another. What I finally figured out is that usually it’s a case of me wanting to have power or control over them (example: graduate instructor at university) or being curious about someone you recently met (example: dad of a new friend of my son’s) Oddly enough, no celebrities or famous people. Hmmmm. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946.md?page=3)