# You had a sex dream about WHO?!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 27, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946 "2002-09-27T22:59:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/41 "2002-09-30T14:23:16Z")

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Bill Clinton

Eric Roberts

Tom Wilkinson (the father in “In the Bedroom”)

What is wrong with me??

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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/42 "2002-09-30T14:42:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \*  
> \*\*One of the Golden Girls.
> 
> Does it matter which?
> 
> \<shudder\> \*\*

Yes, it does! Betty White is cute, so it wouldn’t be too bad if you dreamed about her. But sex dreams about Bea Arthur–now, that would be really creepy!!

And I think we all want to know what happened in your Golden Girls sex dream!

I had a weird sex dream about my ex-husband. Not something I’d do in real life!

ME

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**Author:** ![Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_of_the_Lake)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/43 "2002-09-30T17:39:08Z")

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Gosh, who haven’t I slept with in my dreams? The men are rather run-of-the-mill for a strange girl like myself: a few presidents, a few actors, a few old, decrepit men, a few young, handsome ‘evil leaders of mysterious organizations whom I must sleep with in order to stay alive while I try to find a way to free my companions’, the usual dream every young girl has. 😉

(Yes, I both have watched too much Buffy AND played too much Baldur’s Gate)

The women I sleep with usually are more interesting because I tend to pick a dominatrix like Lucy Liu who will then tie me up, though I have dreamed of a few of my close friends, and once, my sister. (No, I haven’t told her).

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/44 "2002-09-30T17:57:50Z")

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I’m still freaking out over “Weezy Jefferson”.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/45 "2002-09-30T18:55:08Z")

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What’s that?! People are having sex dreams about me? So, does that mean I am “getting some,” or not?

Last unsettling dream I had about a celeb involved Michael J. Fox . . .

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/46 "2002-09-30T19:22:18Z")

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I had a sexy dream about John Goodman, who is a “big” man everywhere. But that really isn’t as good as a waking fantasy of Weezy Jefferson. I laughed out loud at that one and the only person around is younger than me and not from the US so he has never even seen the Jeffersons. How annoying.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/47 "2002-09-30T19:34:31Z")

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Now Florence on the other hand…

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/48 "2002-09-30T19:44:26Z")

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Beverly Crusher, from ST: TNG. Now, i dig on redheads, but Crusher didn’t do a lot for me because she was so annoying. Yet there she was, in living color, in my dream.

Another redhead that got in there was a woman I worked with. She was attractive, but honestly I didn’t work much with her and didn’t really think one way or t’other about her. Then one night, bam, out of the blue. Next day I couldn’t help but look at her funny every time we passed in the hall.

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**Author:** ![KillerFig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/51bf81/32.png) [@KillerFig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KillerFig)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/49 "2002-09-30T20:07:03Z")

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I don’t have sex dreams very often at all, but a friend of mine had one about Trotsky. I thought that was kind of odd.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/50 "2002-09-30T21:04:08Z")

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Mary Lou Retton.

Hey, in 1984, I was 14, so cut me some slack.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/51 "2002-09-30T21:07:14Z")

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Well, I admit I don’t have sex dreams all that often. However, I do remember one that rather stood out that I had a few years ago. It involved Dustin Diamond. :eek: (Screech on _Saved By The Bell_) Now, his character was rather geeky, I admit, but in the dream… let;s say he was still a bit of a geek, but man, did he know what to do. 😃 (I may have to revise my opinion on the sexiness of geeks ;))

Other than that, they involve composites of guys I know in real life, and sometimes the odd celeb. No, I’ve not ahd any Doper sex dreams yet, nor any about females. Quite boring compared to some of the others in this thread.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/52 "2002-09-30T21:07:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> **What’s that?! People are having sex dreams about me? So, does that mean I am “getting some,” or not?**

I think that depends on your personal philosophy. If you believe dreams are some manifestation of a collective unconcious which we all share, then in a way you are getting some. On the other hand, if dreams are wholly contained inside the head of the dreamer, then only the imaginary you is getting any.

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/53 "2002-09-30T21:07:24Z")

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Well, I admit I don’t have sex dreams all that often. However, I do remember one that rather stood out that I had a few years ago. It involved Dustin Diamond. :eek: (Screech on _Saved By The Bell_) Now, his character was rather geeky, I admit, but in the dream… let’s say he was still a bit of a geek, but man, did he know what to do. 😃 (I may have to revise my opinion on the sexiness of geeks ;))

Other than that, they involve composites of guys I know in real life, and sometimes the odd celeb. No, I’ve not had any Doper sex dreams yet, nor any yet about females. Quite boring compared to some of the others in this thread.

F\_X

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/54 "2002-10-01T03:07:39Z")

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I just want to say that I had to poke my head in here to see exactly who Flami’s been dreaming about.

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/55 "2002-10-01T06:42:34Z")

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…I had my first actual sex dream last night, actually. It was with some random guy that I’d never seen before and doesn’t exist IRL. I was kind of being a sadist.

Of course, my boyfriend teased me all weekend, so I think I have an excuse :).

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/56 "2002-10-01T12:21:13Z")

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I think I might win this one. Mine was…

A cat.

But it wasn’t like beastiality…I can’t really explain it. It was an intelligent talking cat. It was my girlfriend or something.

Stop looking at me like that!

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**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/57 "2002-10-01T13:21:48Z")

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The first one that I remember was one about[Lola Granola](http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/favorite_strips.html) from the Bloom County comic strip. DAMN she was hot.

This straightjacket is uncomfortable.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/58 "2002-10-01T14:18:50Z")

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Jenna Elfman

She’s purty.

Quite often this one happens. (Pervert…)  
Well, not sex exactly. I don’t think so, anyway. I was Greg and she was Dharma. We just hang around and then act on tv.  
But good enough. One of those really real dreams.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/59 "2002-10-01T14:24:29Z")

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The last weird sex dream I had was about **Kid Rock**. It was very strange. I think he’s kind of sexy, but I’d never EVER had a sex dream about famous people.

Oh well. He was a good kisser, if you are curious. haha

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-had-a-sex-dream-about-who/129946/60 "2002-10-01T15:39:05Z")

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The last one that I can really remember involved me, my girlfriend, and Shaquille O’Neil. I have absolutely no idea where it came from, but I recall that it was one of those really long, involved dreams that seem to take all night to spin themselves out.

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