# You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 12, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235 "2012-08-12T01:30:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/41 "2012-08-14T04:28:07Z")
Cue up the _Sublime_ CD as I drive east out of town… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/42 "2012-08-14T07:12:08Z")
Miss Strahovski seems like the adventurous type, so we’d go horseback riding up into the mountains for a picnic with a spectacular view. Maybe spot some elk and other wildlife along the way–a bear if we’re lucky. After the ride back down Yvonne and I would enjoy some beer and live music at a local bar. Then some quality time back at the house, out on the deck under the stars… ---
**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/43 "2012-08-14T08:29:49Z")
Since the first date is all about chemistry, would Rohypnol be appropriate? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/44 "2012-08-14T11:47:41Z")
Scarlett Johansson and I share music tastes (e.g JaMC, Tom Waits), so we’d catch a show, I think. Whoever’s touring. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/45 "2012-08-14T12:12:40Z")
> [@pancakes3](#): > > Ok, scratch Portman. Write-in Kristen Bell. Also vegan. Try again. I feel bad that I don’t have a Hollywood crush, mostly because I don’t trust actresses to be anything like their characters. If anyone knows of any that are generally smart, funny and not followers of woo IRL , I’ll give them serious consideration. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/46 "2012-08-15T04:50:01Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > A working date with Bernadette Peters. “Pennies from Heaven” comedic duet somewhere, her choice; I sing but I have difficulty enunciating with a fast tempo. She’d take the fast parts and I’d be like, “Let me know when you’re ready to slow down!” My chorus has performed with Bernadette Peters. I was every bit as amazing as you’d think. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/47 "2012-08-15T04:57:46Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I was every bit as amazing as you’d think. Well, you certainly have a high opinion of yourself! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/48 "2012-08-15T12:30:25Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Well, you certainly have a high opinion of yourself! 😃 It. \*\*It. _It. IT!!!_ (Actually, I was kinda amazing too.) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/49 "2012-08-17T02:51:54Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Also vegan. Try again. Og Bless you Sir but 1) How do you know this stuff? and 2) How would you keep them from thinking “Stalker! Ick! Ick! Ick!” 5 minutes into the date? My date I never named & I’ll never know if she’s vegan, allergic to ice-cream, or gets car-sick. Sure its a fantasy. Still, I’d never show up with a dozen roses saying, “Yeah, I know… everybody gets you chocolate. So here’s a 5-year’s subscription to Omaha Steaks instead…!”😃 In my fantasy, that slap would be So Worth It though… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/50 "2012-08-17T08:57:11Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Og Bless you Sir but 1) How do you know this stuff? and 2) How would you keep them from thinking “Stalker! Ick! Ick! Ick!” 5 minutes into the date? Bell and her partner were just on _Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me_. Check out her obsession with sloths and let us know if you’re still interested in a date with her. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/51 "2012-08-17T12:14:13Z")
Hmmm… can I bring Rohypnol? ---
**Author:** ![RedBloom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dbc845/32.png) [@RedBloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedBloom)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/52 "2012-08-17T16:41:11Z")
Steve Lukather and I would go out for drinks and some blues music… ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/53 "2012-08-17T17:25:37Z")
I’d need the third date to turn her into my stalker. ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/54 "2012-08-17T18:43:18Z")
I’d take Diane Lane to Wendy’s and let her order anything she wants off of the dollar menu. ---
**Author:** ![claramorena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@claramorena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/claramorena)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/55 "2012-08-17T23:50:56Z")
Benedict Cumberbatch Museums and dancing. Well, I will be the one dancing 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rollo\_Tomasi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@Rollo\_Tomasi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollo_Tomasi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/56 "2012-08-18T02:18:22Z")
Michael Fassbender seems like the sporting type, so we would catch a pro soccer (_sigh_ football) match, and then it’s off to the pub. And after that . . . well, you’ve seen _Shame_, right? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235/57 "2012-08-18T16:55:20Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Bell and her partner were just on _Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me_. Check out her obsession with sloths and let us know if you’re still interested in a date with her. Miss Bell is beautiful & sweet & I hope her engagement is the happiest evah! (…and if they ever decide to have a kid, I hope Cafe Society has a thread called “Life Discovered On Mars!” _every happiness_) …but in my dumb fantasy, I’d ask somebody else. …and suddenly, somewhere in an undisclosed location in CA, the horrible wretching fits (caused by the accidental thought of a guy like me) have suddenly subsided. Could this lead to a cure for Bulimia? Induce worse wretching & then remove the cause? Hmmm… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-1-date-to-woo-your-hollywood-crush-you-go/631235.md?page=2)