# You have God's corpse. What do you do with it? (aka the TOWING JEHOVAH thread) (open spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 23, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650 "2009-11-23T16:18:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/41 "2009-11-25T03:06:14Z")
Of course, there’s a sequel, so going by what happens in it, you might want to change your answers… ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/42 "2009-11-25T03:46:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Per the angels, bury the corpse in the ice and let God rest in piece. I hesitantly voted for this option. Well at least you didn’t say “rest in pieces” ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/43 "2009-11-25T03:51:49Z")
Nec Ro Philia. My theory is that by buggering the Lord and feeding Him our seed, He’ll revive. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/44 "2009-11-25T05:52:28Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Nec Ro Philia. > > My theory is that by buggering the Lord and feeding Him our seed, He’ll revive. 😃 Dude, hot dog down a hallway. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/45 "2009-11-25T06:11:15Z")
Nuke it. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/46 "2009-11-25T15:01:43Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > The premise does not make any logical sense to me. How can God have a body or be dead? I gather you never heard of the Dogma of the Incarnation? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/47 "2009-11-25T15:35:05Z")
Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650/48 "2009-11-25T22:33:38Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > The premise does not make any logical sense to me. How can God have a body or be dead? Don’t the LDS hold that G-d has a body of pure and perfect flesh? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-have-gods-corpse-what-do-you-do-with-it-aka-the-towing-jehovah-thread-open-spoilers/518650.md?page=2)