# You intolerant suitcase of teeny-bopper armpits!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-intolerant-suitcase-of-teeny-bopper-armpits/80192
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 7, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-intolerant-suitcase-of-teeny-bopper-armpits/80192 "2001-09-07T04:25:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-intolerant-suitcase-of-teeny-bopper-armpits/80192/21 "2001-09-07T20:24:30Z")

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**Zoggie** , babe, **OneChance** was probably just joking. 🙂

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### Author: ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-intolerant-suitcase-of-teeny-bopper-armpits/80192/22 "2001-09-07T20:29:20Z")

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> I suppose I should explain what butt-huggers are. They’re similar to the bottom half of a bikini. Just spandex briefs. There is nothing in between one’s thighs to prevent rubbage (not garbage, the act of rubbing). I don’t think the butt-huggers even allow for underpants, except I suppose a thong.
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> There is no way in hell I would ever wear butt-huggers and run at the same time.

Ah HA! Me understand now. I thought you were referring to the longer spandex shorts.

Why the HELL would anyone want to run in butt-huggers? (I s’pose only to show off one’s overly-skinny butt and thighs, huh?) Hell with 'em… thighs the size of pipe cleaners ain’t attractive to start with. Gimme a woman who’s got some muscle and curves to 'er.

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### Author: ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-intolerant-suitcase-of-teeny-bopper-armpits/80192/23 "2001-09-08T00:22:49Z")

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> There is no way in hell I would ever wear butt-huggers and run at the same time.

**Damn**! There goes another fantasy of mine!

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### Author: ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-intolerant-suitcase-of-teeny-bopper-armpits/80192/24 "2001-09-08T03:06:06Z")

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Well, I’m sorry but my language processor locked up during the OP. First you’re talking about butts, then you’re talking about thighs, and then you say that this girl “has two rather heavy teachers”. And my language processor sent a note up, asking which body part that is.

And I can’t _help_ it, it’s late, it’s past my bedtime.

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### Author: ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-intolerant-suitcase-of-teeny-bopper-armpits/80192/25 "2001-09-08T03:28:27Z")

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FTR:

[gratuitous girlfriend reference]  
**FUB** (aka LoverGirl) has wonderful thighs. Just today she was wearing shorts… mmmmmm…  
[/gratuitous girlfriend reference]

- Rob

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