# You just pried something out of your belly button...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 6, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609 "2006-06-06T14:10:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/1 "2006-06-06T14:10:17Z")

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What was it? Lint? A moth? The New York Times?

Just wondering,

Winston

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/2 "2006-06-06T14:18:06Z")

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Pencil.

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**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/3 "2006-06-06T14:19:23Z")

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Strawberry flavored Mike & Ike

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/4 "2006-06-06T14:23:20Z")

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A goat

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/5 "2006-06-06T14:34:15Z")

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An 82 year old pediatrician gasping for air.

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**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/6 "2006-06-06T14:35:11Z")

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A Colecovision.

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/7 "2006-06-06T14:40:57Z")

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Bottle of blinker fluid.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/8 "2006-06-06T14:49:10Z")

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Another belly button.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/9 "2006-06-06T14:56:02Z")

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I don’t know what it was, but it was pretty pissed off at me for disturbing its nest. Little bastard nearly bit off my finger before scurrying under the refrigerator.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/10 "2006-06-06T14:57:22Z")

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Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/11 "2006-06-06T14:58:37Z")

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[KITH]  
A ring of keys.  
[/KITH]

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/12 "2006-06-06T15:09:29Z")

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I don’t know, but it smells like cheese.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/13 "2006-06-06T15:10:29Z")

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A hairy raisin.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/14 "2006-06-06T16:35:00Z")

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A Faberge egg.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/15 "2006-06-06T16:39:56Z")

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Parliment-Funkadelic box set.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/16 "2006-06-06T17:06:27Z")

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Natasha Lyonne. Huh. Explains a lot, but brings up so many more questions.

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**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/17 "2006-06-06T17:14:39Z")

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Once, I really did pull a feather from my bellybutton. It was from my duvet. It was a very odd experience.

A story I read on a bath products forum I visit (I know, shhh!) involves a girl who used a bath bomb which was full of plastic stars that swirl around your tub. A few days later her bellybutton gets inflamed and infected and she goes to the doctor, who then pulls one of the sharp plastic stars out of her bellybutton.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/18 "2006-06-06T17:15:13Z")

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A cat. I think. It said “meow” and was very fuzzy, so I think it was a cat.

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**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/19 "2006-06-06T17:18:12Z")

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A second bellybutton, out of which I pried the original bellybutton.

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**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/20 "2006-06-06T17:22:12Z")

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I pulled out my belly button and my butt fell off.

I wish

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