# You just pried something out of your belly button... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609 "2006-06-06T14:10:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/41 "2006-06-08T18:16:13Z")
Penis! ---
**Author:** ![BlackHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@BlackHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackHeart)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/42 "2006-06-08T19:06:38Z")
Not sure. But I’m still pulling it out… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/43 "2006-06-08T19:53:09Z")
My asshole. I think I dug too far. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/44 "2006-06-08T20:07:25Z")
A sexy boy. ---
**Author:** ![2MuchTrivia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e9bcb4/32.png) [@2MuchTrivia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2MuchTrivia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/45 "2006-06-08T20:23:48Z")
A warning label (telling me to not over-inflate), and a weird valve I can not figure out. ---
**Author:** ![Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gut)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/46 "2006-06-08T22:51:53Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] [KITH] A ring of keys. [/KITH] [/QUOTE] This is where my username came from 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/47 "2006-06-08T23:18:08Z")
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] Natasha Lyonne. Huh. Explains a lot, but brings up so many more questions. [/QUOTE] Same thing happened to me once. Dang. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/48 "2006-06-08T23:31:37Z")
The city of Budapest. ---
**Author:** ![Shai\_tan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Shai\_tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shai_tan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/49 "2006-06-09T01:33:50Z")
A classified document purporting that “Wilson” on Home Improvement, is really Cecil Adams! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/50 "2006-06-09T05:02:11Z")
[You don’t want to know.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=375002) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/51 "2006-06-09T05:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=Smeghead] [You don’t want to know.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=375002) [/QUOTE] How’d that end up?, if you mind my asking. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/52 "2006-06-09T13:22:56Z")
[QUOTE=Smeghead] [You don’t want to know.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=375002) [/QUOTE] Indeed. We _must_ know… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/53 "2006-06-09T15:02:46Z")
Cue Chuck Berry: My Ding-A-Ling ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/54 "2006-06-09T16:14:42Z")
My bellybutton is too shallow to hide anything interesting. One time I caught my son digging in his bellybutton, then smelling his finger. I asked him what it smelled like. After he recovered from the embarrassment, he said “nothing”. I said, “I bet it smells like poop.” He said, “nu-ugh, it smells like cheese.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/55 "2006-06-09T18:03:32Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] How’d that end up?, if you mind my asking. [/QUOTE] You’ll have to tune in tonight for the exciting conclusion, after I get back from work and seeing the doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/56 "2006-06-10T00:09:01Z")
I’ll let you know, as soon as I remember where I left my belly-button… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/57 "2006-06-10T00:45:16Z")
The remote control for my stereo. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609/58 "2006-06-10T01:03:40Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] [QUOTE=SpectBrain] I pulled out my belly button and my butt fell off. QUOTE] Hey, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it… [/QUOTE] Hey, didja hear about the politically-incorrect stereotypically stupid person that thought “asphalt” was a birth defect? Myself, I pulled out Mary-Kate Olsen. I’ve no idea how she got in there, but I’m currently in the process of forgiving her for not putting out a 2006 calendar for my bedroom door. In a hot tub filled with green jello. …with marshmallows. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-just-pried-something-out-of-your-belly-button/359609.md?page=2)