# You kids bought that AWD Huskie. Now the back yard. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097 "2016-07-04T22:52:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/1 "2016-07-04T22:52:01Z")
Damn if she isn’t. Four horse B&S. Not a pause. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/2 "2016-07-04T22:58:02Z")
Did you edit the OP to make it _less_ cryptic? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/3 "2016-07-04T22:58:05Z")
All righty then. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/4 "2016-07-04T23:00:15Z")
Purple monkey dishwasher! ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/5 "2016-07-04T23:06:05Z")
“Signs the OP is a Trump supporter, for $1000, Alex” ---
**Author:** ![jasnooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jasnooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasnooks)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/6 "2016-07-04T23:27:06Z")
Some sort of all wheel drive vehicle with a 4 horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/7 "2016-07-04T23:31:03Z")
A mower with such. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/8 "2016-07-04T23:40:49Z")
Is it a mulcher, or do you have to crawl behind it naked gobbling up the clippings? ---
**Author:** ![Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Emtar\_KronJonDerSohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emtar_KronJonDerSohn)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/9 "2016-07-04T23:49:05Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Is it a mulcher, or do you have to crawl behind it naked gobbling up the clippings? _Have_ to? Philistine! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2016, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/10 "2016-07-04T23:56:29Z")
Excuse me, I speak jive. "You kids bought that all-wheel-drive Huskie brand riding lawnmower. So now go mow the back yard. And damned if my daughter isn’t mowing it. I can hear that four horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine running without pause." ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/11 "2016-07-05T00:12:10Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > A mower with such. Yeah, that totally clears up the OP. Not. “Damn if she isn’t.” Damn if she isn’t _what_? And who is she? Did you know that you don’t have to pay by the letter to post here? It’s entirely possible to be coherent. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/12 "2016-07-05T00:33:23Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Excuse me, I speak jive. > > "You kids bought that all-wheel-drive Huskie brand riding lawnmower. So now go mow the back yard. > > And damned if my daughter isn’t mowing it. I can hear that four horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine running without pause." This. Precisely this. I’m amazed. Next thing you know they’ll be using that fancy vacuum they bought. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/13 "2016-07-05T00:40:13Z")
Stood in its box for months. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/14 "2016-07-05T01:40:03Z")
Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/15 "2016-07-05T01:48:47Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Excuse me, I speak jive. > > "You kids bought that all-wheel-drive Huskie brand riding lawnmower. So now go mow the back yard. > > And damned if my daughter isn’t mowing it. I can hear that four horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine running without pause." Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da help! mmm ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/16 "2016-07-05T02:23:55Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Excuse me, I speak jive. > > "You kids bought that all-wheel-drive Huskie brand riding lawnmower. So now go mow the back yard. > > And damned if my daughter isn’t mowing it. I can hear that four horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine running without pause." That’s very clever! 🙂 So, his kids haven’t bought a cute husky dog, then? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/17 "2016-07-05T02:39:24Z")
Further attempts at clarifying the OP. Title: > [@dropzone](#): > > You kids bought that AWD Huskie. Now the back yard. I believe “Now” should be “Mow”. Which immediately makes this next part much clearer. > [@](#): > > Damn if she isn’t. Four horse B&S. Not a pause. Now we get to this. > [@dropzone](#): > > A mower with such. Perhaps “such” should be “mulch” or “mulcher” because autocorrect. If we apply this correction, we again have a sentence that makes sense. Just my theory, which I submit now for peer review. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/18 "2016-07-05T02:46:18Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > **You kids bought that AWD Huskie. Now the back yard.** > [@dropzone](#): > > Damn if she isn’t. Four horse B&S. Not a pause. I installed a 2-stroke engine in a Malamute and the damn thing bit me! I’m not cleaning up that back yard either… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/19 "2016-07-05T03:04:03Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > "You kids bought that all-wheel-drive Huskie brand riding lawnmower. So now go mow the back yard. > > And damned if my daughter isn’t mowing it. I can hear that four horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine running without pause." Alternately: "You kids bought that huskie, an almost wolflike dog. Now go put her in the back yard. Damned if that dog didn’t eat two of my horses for breakfast and two more for supper. Without even pausing between them." ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097/20 "2016-07-05T03:11:25Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts! Awww! Opus! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-kids-bought-that-awd-huskie-now-the-back-yard/759097.md?page=2)