# You know it's a great ChiDope when...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 26, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208 "2001-08-26T18:46:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/1 "2001-08-26T18:46:35Z")
You wake up two days in a ROW with bruises of indeterminate origin on your back and inner thighs.
What fun we had, dopers! There was much cleavage and back massages, there was karaoke and brie and people falling down and beer and clove cigarettes and waitresses with floggers and general madness the likes of which will not be seen again…
well, this weekend anyway.
jarbaby
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/2 "2001-08-26T18:59:12Z")
I just posted to the other thread, so all I will say here is: mwah! I kiss you!
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/3 "2001-08-26T19:03:38Z")
i’m all shivery with delight!
😃
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### Author:  [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/4 "2001-08-27T00:17:31Z")
Yep, this was a good one by all accounts! Drinking, dancing, massages, lotsa cleavage, good funny people to talk to, Karaoke!, it was all good!
Thanks to **BunnyGirl** and **Shadowfox** for bringing food over this morning so I could cook up some dill, green onion and feta omelets. I hope you enjoyed them as much as I enjoyed all of your company.
I would also like to bring to the attention of **fenrir** if he is reading this…Dude, you owe us big time:)
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### Author:  [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/5 "2001-08-27T00:50:07Z")
…you can’t remember that much of it clearly but still know you had a great time?
Hmm…highlights…
3/4s of a liter of beer in 10 seconds…almost.
Cleavage
The neverending quest to find the piercing/tattoo parlor (oh, it’s on WEST Belmont?)
Cleavage
A soundtrack. Next time, I think we go for product tie-ins at McDonalds.
Cleavage.
The very special Kid K butt-plug.
Cleavage.
The wrath-of-god rainstorm and resultant flooding. Of course, it stopped as soon as we reached our destination.
Still more cleavage.
Being totally unable to parallel park. Goddamn suburban boy.
And I haven’t even _begun_ to catalog all the incidences of cleavage.
Random groping. Non-random groping. 99 Red Balloons, a burning Ring of Fire, Mony Mony, Nothing Compares 2 U, and I’m sure I’m missing some.
[cartman voice]I love you guys[/cartman voice]
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/6 "2001-08-27T01:06:34Z")
Cleavage?!!!???!! :eek:
Speaking of which, when do we get to see the pictures? 😃
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/7 "2001-08-27T01:08:41Z")
I’m alive, barely. Apologies to all for for not saying goodbye to everyone Saturday night - my mood crashed about 1/2 hour after we got to the karaoke place and my stomach started churning shortly thereafter.
I’ll transcribe the notes I have in my notebook a bit later.
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/8 "2001-08-27T01:51:19Z")
Thank you for jogging my memory, Dyno. I was trying all day to remember what we named after Kid K.
I think he’d be proud to sponsor a line of butt plugs.
jarbaby
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### Author:  [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/9 "2001-08-27T01:53:57Z")
You didn’t mention the porn at **MikeG** ’s place. Or, is that the cleavage **Dyno** is talking about?
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### Author:  [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/10 "2001-08-27T02:13:22Z")
_is particularly excited about moving to Chicago, although that excitement is mixed with some trepidation_ 😉
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/11 "2001-08-27T02:28:59Z")
Not to worry! We don’t bite.
Unless you want us to.
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### Author:  [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/12 "2001-08-27T02:33:51Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*
> \*\*
>
> I think he’d be proud to sponsor a line of butt plugs.
>
> jarbaby \*\*
But, let’s be honest, who wouldn’t?
And, on a slightly off-topic note, he’s supposedly throwing without pain…apparently climbing out of your cleavage wasn’t as difficult for voodoo-Kerry’s shoulder as we thought. 😉
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### Author:  [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/13 "2001-08-27T02:40:21Z")
Another point to add to how to tell if you’ve been at a great Chidope:
The bar tab breaks $400 on consecutive evenings.
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/14 "2001-08-27T02:44:03Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*
> \*\*my stomach started churning shortly thereafter. \*\*
Hey! I had that problem, too! Except a little lower. ☹
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/15 "2001-08-27T02:51:53Z")
…some of Chicago’s finest, stop and ask where your tail is (because you are standing on the corner of Elston and Addison with **Mags** , **Vix** and **boli** wearing **BunnyGirl’s** bunny ears. And when you tell the nice policemen you’ll tell them where your tail is **if** they drive you to the bar, allow you to pat them on the head and they **still don’t** arrest you…
**Jarbabyj** telling me that she married her _husband_ as opposed to the rest of us, who just marry our boyfriends…_‘my husband, the one I’m married to…’_
Finding out that **Joey Hemlock** stole your hair elastic for a lovely Samuri 'do
realizing that now you’re going to have to fight **Geobabe** for **BunnyGirl**
that when every other patron at **Chief O’Neils** is giving you dirty looks, its a sign of a good 'fest
I loved meeting all of you…(especially you **bunny** ;))
hope to see everyone for Halloween (if finances allow)
“SMAK SMAK SMAK” Huge wet kisses to all of you!! (no tongue!)
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/16 "2001-08-27T02:56:15Z")
I can’t believe I almost forgot the Thursday potato pancakes on **Friday** night! WhooooHOOOOOOOOOOO
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/17 "2001-08-27T02:59:14Z")
Let me all tell you one thing…Thinksnow has some of the best blackmail pictures ever taken of some of you.
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### Author:  [@jmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmonster)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/18 "2001-08-27T03:12:08Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*
> …clove cigarettes…
Man, I got some seriously hairy eyeballs for that one. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/19 "2001-08-27T03:31:04Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*
> realizing that now you’re going to have to fight **Geobabe** for **BunnyGirl**
> …
> “SMAK SMAK SMAK” Huge wet kisses to all of you!! (no tongue!)
Ooh, can we do that puddin’ rasslin’ we were talking about? Cuz I’m all down wit dat.
And if there ain’t gonna be tongue, don’t even bother!
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/20 "2001-08-27T08:03:19Z")
sure we can do the puddin’ hon. But, there’s no tongue
because mine was ripped out by a savage chipmunk named Alvin.
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