# You know it's a great ChiDope when... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208 "2001-08-26T18:46:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/41 "2001-08-27T16:19:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **Would you believe I spent the last two hours uploading all [this junk](http://photos.yahoo.com/th1nksn0w) (go to ChiDope (23-24, 2001)) and have no really good blackmail photos?! Nah, didn’t think you would. I’m keeping those (for the blackmail, you see.)** Great pic’s I’m bummed that I missed the festivities on Saturday. Next time for sure! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/42 "2001-08-27T16:21:09Z")
Ok, who’s the blankety-blank who forgot to convince me to come to Chicago for the fest? I’m only six hours away (well, maybe four if the State Patrol doesn’t see me. ) Next time, I’ll come, I swear I will. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/43 "2001-08-27T16:31:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Superdude came at me from behind and just put his hands in front of me. I swear to GOD! I thought he was vix. > > jarbaby \*\* So, are you saying that you were hoping that I’d grope you some more? 😃 Great pics, **ts**! ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/44 "2001-08-27T17:10:48Z")
Love the pics! Just picked mine up this morning, I’m hoping to get them scanned in this afternoon. Bad news **Geobabe** I’m afraid someone managed to get a shot of you from the ‘under the skirt’ direction. I won’t post that one.\* \*what are kidding? of course I’m posting that picture! I have no desire to be hunted down by the 'doper dudes! ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/45 "2001-08-27T17:12:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \* > \*\* > > \*what are kidding? of course I’m posting that picture! I have no desire to be hunted down by the 'doper dudes! \*\* Let me rephrase that, I have no desire to be hunted down and **KILLED** by the 'doper dudes. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/46 "2001-08-27T17:14:21Z")
I really don’t think they’d kill you if they managed to hunt you down. That’s just not their style. chained to a wall in the basement? Perhaps. But not murder. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/47 "2001-08-27T17:23:53Z")
Well, I did have some recollection of having my skirt lifted and seeing a flash while I was bending over the table and also seeing a flash emanating from somewhere around my nether regions later on–that’s a flashBULB as in a very bright light; I don’t recall anyone other than Sua exposing his genitals to me, and I was sober the entire time, so I’m pretty sure I would remember if that had happened. Maybe next time. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/48 "2001-08-27T17:24:37Z")
I just wanted to thank you all for not pointing and laughing at my hair. I even got a few compliments on it. However, nobody tried to grab my breasts (pout) at all. Somebody did grab my ass though, so I don’t feel so left out. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/49 "2001-08-27T17:26:25Z")
I had to take a 1/2 a sick day this morning to recover. Holy fright, if I’d had any more fun this weekend, it would’ve been both illegal and immoral. And I was working on the immoral part. 😃 _Mein gott_, I’ve never met a more **yummy** group of people. This is going to be long so bear with me. **Shadow** and I got into town around 10:00, got to the hotel after having to park only 4 blocks away and walking in the rain (I thought Chicago was the _windy_ city, not the City of Noah). They let us check in early. The room _seemed_ decent (this was before the roach and the mysterious lack of HOT WATER FOR THE FREAKIN’ SHOWER!!!). We got a hold of **ts** and the Boys ( **MikeG** , **Dyno** and **Super** ) and made arrangements for them to pick us up (we woke them up, I think, when we called) at 11:30 - 11:45. Now, not to give anyone a hard time or something, but I was waiting out there promptly at 11:30 and proceeded to wait for almost an hour! But, hey, the deluge had arrived and the Boys had to do their hair and stuff. When we arrived at dim sum, we found a _very_ prickly **porc** , who had been holding down our table for almost 1.5 hours! Lord, woman, you are brave and diligent! After dim sum, (delicious, BTW), I, **ts** , **Mike** and **Super** tried to ditch **Dyno** and **Shadow** (joke! joke! That’s a joke. Really, **Dyno** just didn’t know how to drive :p) and eventually found the tattoo studio somewhere past The Manhole but before the Illinois border. We accomplished our duty there and yes, it did hurt, but it’s doing very well now, TYVM. Just a little sore. We went back to the hotel to try and get **ts** and **Super** checked in, but there was a snaffoo on the whole “hotel cleanliness” issue and they decided that staying with **Mike** another night was a much better idea. Good decision, boys. They got freshened up in our room and **Mike** came and picked us up and we headed out to Chief’s. It was so incredible to meet everyone. For everyone I met for the first time this weekend: **Geo** , you rock! Any woman that laughs as much as you do is alright by me. I’m sorry we didn’t get to talk more. And **Sua** I think you were liking all the wimmin groping just a little _too_ much. You pimp. 😉 **Miss** , **Jar** and **vix** , I would gladly drive 4 hours any weekend to hang out with you guys. Too, too much fun. I’m glad you didn’t fall off your bike, **MC**! **Andy** , to be perfectly honest, when we talked outside the bowling alley, I couldn’t understand a word you said. I don’t know if that’s my fault (beer ears) or yours. 😛 **mags** is Sinead O’Connor. **Vile** , thanks for the beer. The Rolling Rock was much better than the Sam Adams. And thanks for eating the rest of the calamari at dim sum. I was beginning to feel like a freak for ordering it. I don’t think anyone else touched it. **Dyno** , thanks for not freaking out when I dove into your car (war wound!). You are the king of the one-liners. **Super** , too cool man, even if you are John Cougar Mellencamp and Mike Meyers son. Thanks for becoming my Blood Brother at the tat studio! **Mike** , you make the best omelettes. They were delicious. Thanks for being such a great chaperone/chauffer/maitre’d/concierge! You are the best! And finally, I cannot believe I walked around that bar with my pants undone all night. I’m beginning to think that beer is not my friend, despite what the Anheuser-Busch company tells me. Now, on to OhDope. Y’all are coming, right? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/50 "2001-08-27T17:30:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \* > \*\*However, nobody tried to grab my breasts (pout) at all. \*\* Well, nobody grabbed MY breasts, either, and they are AT LEAST as big as **Joey** ’s. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/51 "2001-08-27T17:33:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > **And finally, I cannot believe I walked around that bar with my pants undone all night.** I don’t remember COMPLAINING about how your pants were pulled down to ye, or even beyond ye, almost to YAY! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/52 "2001-08-27T17:33:30Z")
OMG! I forgot **porc** , **dropzone** , and **boli**!! I don’t think I got to talk with you guys much (except you, **porc** , which was great!) but it was super to meet you. And **Joey** , thanks for sucking my finger and causing me to spill my beer on **ts’s** lap. I’m blaming it all on you. Not my fault, nope, no way, not my fault at all. Why, I was completely innocent! Now the other time I spilled it on him :insert sheepish grin here:, um, yeah, that was my fault. :o ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/53 "2001-08-27T17:35:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > \*\*He wasn’t _thrown_, he just discovered my lap can turn into an instant slide when sat upon without invitation…\ \*\* It would have been one thing if my head wasn’t in **vix** ’s lap, and my feet in **UncleBill** ’s. But where my torso leads, the rest of me must follow… > [@](#): > > **thanks to Superdude from rescuing us from karaoke hell with that kick-ass rendition of _Kryptonite_, thanks to BunnyGirl for the shiny green pen…** Thanks, **magdalene**. I’ve convinced myself that I can’t sing, so I try to make it entertaining to watch. But I seem to have had a good response from even Non-Dopers. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/54 "2001-08-27T17:37:03Z")
Damn, how did I fucking miss this? Continuing the ChiDope tradition of nudity and debauchery…lovely, lovely. Oh and jarbabyj…how **you** doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/55 "2001-08-27T17:40:41Z")
And who got the pic of Joey sucking on my pen after I retrieved it from 'tween my breasteses? If I come to another ChiDope, I better find a LOT more money in my bra. I found out MC scored more off my boyfriend than I did off the lot of ya. Cheapskates. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/56 "2001-08-27T17:42:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*BunnyGirl \*\* > Now the other time I spilled it on him :insert sheepish grin here:, um, yeah, that was my fault. :eek: Now, would that be the second beer or the water? Or is one of those the _other_ other time? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/57 "2001-08-27T17:42:29Z")
Omni, you deserve a very big spanking for missing this one. So, who wants to volunteer? Besides me, of course? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/58 "2001-08-27T17:49:58Z")
Shad, I feel so wonderfully dirty after looking at those pics. Just the thing one needs when he shows up for work still drunk from the night before on Monday. Wow…almost 1PM and I’m still not sober from last night. Had I tossed a ChiDope ontop of this weekend, I don’t think I’d have lived through it. Lets hope there’s another one of these soon. Shad, you think maybe you ladies could forgive me? And if I’m going to be getting spanked I expect to get caught up on the cleavaging. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/59 "2001-08-27T18:10:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*BunnyGirl \*\* > > Now the other time I spilled it on him :insert sheepish grin here:, um, yeah, that was my fault. :eek: > > Now, would that be the second beer or the water? Or is one of those the _other_ other time? 😉 \*\* :hangs head in shame: I think I’ve spilled so much stuff on you that maybe next time you should wear your swim trunks. I think **MC** or **jar** (can’t remember which) suggested a sippie cup. I’ll bring one to OhDope so I don’t have to pay to have either your apartment clubhouse steam cleaned or for the drycleaning on your kilt! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-its-a-great-chidope-when/78208/60 "2001-08-27T18:23:13Z")
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