# You know those movies 'Left Behind'? (It's bad, bad, bad but not about religion. At. All)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 17, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866 "2020-06-17T19:35:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/1 "2020-06-17T19:35:28Z")

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Well, unless you count 'Cecil Adams worship.

I’m nervous.  
I feel like that bad kid the family moved away and left her behind.

I imagine sitting in an empty house, peeling wallpaper and an old picture of lil’Ed hanging askew on the wall. Dust bunnies blowing across the floor.

Don’t leave me behind ‘new’ Dope!!

I promise to be good, good, good from now on!!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/2 "2020-06-17T19:41:28Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> ‘new’ Dope!!

Makes me think of “New Coke” from back in the 1980s.

Let’s hope the “new Dope” isn’t _that_ big a flop!!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/3 "2020-06-17T21:30:45Z")

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Well, my fears are not alleviated by that post, **RTF** , thanks loads.  
(:))  
ETA: did any one pack up the hamsters?. Or are we upgrading those, as well? Maybe squirrels?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/4 "2020-06-17T22:19:36Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> ETA: did any one pack up the hamsters?. Or are we upgrading those, as well? Maybe squirrels?

Could you volunteer the meezers?

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/5 "2020-06-17T22:47:01Z")

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This reminds me: We need to make sure the posts and threads of the Left Behind Message Board war are still there and ready to move. The search function does not seem to be working. For some of the newer members, we were once invaded by the denizens of a fundamentalist Christain Message board dedicated to the preservation of the “Left Behind” books and movies. There intent was to cast out all of our demons and bring us to the light. A good time was had by all…

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/6 "2020-06-18T02:40:42Z")

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As long as every other click doesn’t result in a 504 message, I’m OK with it.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/7 "2020-06-18T02:49:16Z")

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> [@LH75](#):
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> This reminds me: We need to make sure the posts and threads of the Left Behind Message Board war are still there and ready to move. The search function does not seem to be working. For some of the newer members, we were once invaded by the denizens of a fundamentalist Christain Message board dedicated to the preservation of the “Left Behind” books and movies. There intent was to cast out all of our demons and bring us to the light. A good time was had by all…

Oh. Man. I did not know that. And, jeez I’m sorry I think everything is about me. 😃

Perfect example of my life taking a left turn and everyone else is going right.  
(sorry, did it again…I shall chant: it’s not about me, it’s not about me, it’s not about me…)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/8 "2020-06-18T03:05:11Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> As long as every other click doesn’t result in a 504 message, I’m OK with it.

As long as every [DEL]other[/DEL] click doesn’t result in a 504 message, I’m OK with it.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/9 "2020-06-18T03:11:29Z")

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Beck, no way are we leaving you behind. If you’re not at the new site, I’ll go all Forrest Gump on you and rush back to fling you over my shoulder. Since I’m only 5’2, you may get some road rash on your forehead. Hope that’s OK. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/10 "2020-06-18T05:27:54Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oh. Man. I did not know that…

It was long ago–so long that I may have been just lurking before formally joining. Anyway, if I recall things correctly, they appeared in all the forums we had at the time, which was fewer than today, and they were a pain. I think that’s why GD is labelled as, “This is also the place for religious debates and (if you feel you must) witnessing.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/11 "2020-06-18T05:57:27Z")

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Yep, **Spoons** , I searched and read a few threads on it. That was insane.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/12 "2020-06-18T07:19:31Z")

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Oh, no. Has it started? I got my first blue screen since Christmas day. The ‘temporarily offline’ message.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/13 "2020-06-18T07:47:04Z")

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No, **Beck** , it’s okay. I’ve been getting those occasionally for the last few months. Nice break from the 502s/504s. 😉

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/14 "2020-06-18T21:35:07Z")

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Well, the countdown has begun.

Let’s all hold hands.

Yep, I’m that person. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/15 "2020-06-18T22:06:44Z")

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When my sister was a little kid, she had one friend she walked home with. One day, the girl came home with my sister, and she was crying.

Momma found out that while the kids were in school, the parents had their house painted.

Momma helped her find her way home.  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/16 "2020-06-18T22:47:44Z")

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Awww. That’s sweet.

I used to have a problem remembering where my locker was in high school. I swear they moved it around on me. I went a whole semester w/o a civics text book because it was it the moving locker.

This kinda feels like that.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/17 "2020-06-18T22:55:53Z")

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I’m dizzy

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/18 "2020-06-18T23:06:05Z")

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Test

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**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/19 "2020-06-22T03:31:50Z")

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Hey, Beck, you made me do something I’ve never done before. I’m still not used to this new board, but I saw you started a thread in the BBQ pit so I had to read it and say ‘hi’. But I got to the end of it only to see it was closed for further comments. I thought maybe I should pit the closing, but then, that’s just not me.

Anyway, hi!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-those-movies-left-behind-its-bad-bad-bad-but-not-about-religion-at-all/855866/20 "2020-06-22T05:29:52Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Well, the countdown has begun.
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> Let’s all hold hands.
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> Yep, I’m that person. Sorry.

Trying to quote you here, Beck. Not for any reason, just trying the “quote post” function. So far, it’s a little awkward.

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