# You know, we should chat about global warming

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 21, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365 "2015-10-21T16:32:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/281 "2015-11-09T22:41:50Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> The current ice age cycle is from ice age to ice age. The Industrial Revolution didn’t mark the end of the last ice age.

So what? This is pointless too.

Are you just going to keep posting non sequiturs?

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/282 "2015-11-09T22:46:48Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> So your remarks were pointless.

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Not pointless, we agree on something. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. 🆒

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/283 "2015-11-09T22:52:29Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> So what? This is pointless too.
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> Are you just going to keep posting non sequiturs?

His point is that Al Gore didn’t cause the last ice age, therefore the industrial revolution couldn’t have happened in Greenland where the ice sheets weren’t melting. And some people were depressed even before the industrial revolution, therefore global warming can’t be responsible for scientists’ depression. Except that Al Gore caused their depression. And he caused the Great Depression, most likely.

Honestly, **Colibri** , this isn’t rocket science.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/284 "2015-11-10T00:17:07Z")

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You know it rained today here in Southern California. Really, and it’s cold outside right now. This global cooling thing might be real after all.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/285 "2015-11-10T00:28:15Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> The current ice age cycle is from ice age to ice age. The Industrial Revolution didn’t mark the end of the last ice age.

But it marked the **beginning** of something unprecedented in the climatic history of the planet.

As for “the last ice age” – we’re still in it; this is an “interglacial” period of it, but geologists consider any time when there’s ice at the poles an “ice age.” And by that definition, this one might be about to end, and not as part of a natural cycle.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/286 "2015-11-10T01:29:28Z")

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The best temperature data available for the last 2000 years shows a gradual climb up to a high around the year 1200 called the Medieval Warming period; a somewhat sharper and deeper decline from that peak down to a low in the 17th-19th centuries called the Little Ice Age; and then from the end of the 19th century onward a dramatically sharp rise in temperature. It looks a lot like a _cooling_ trend was suddenly interrupted.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/287 "2015-11-10T04:03:26Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Not pointless, we agree on something. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. 🆒

If this means you’re leaving to join the French Resistance, go for it.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/288 "2015-11-10T16:15:03Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Because it’s not true. The current cycle of global warming began with the onset of the Industrial Revolution.

\<nitpick\>

AGW is not cyclic … the extra CO[sub]2[/sub] comes from burning carbon that has been sequestered for 300 million years underground. This is a one time deal, once humans burn all the fossil fuels then CO[sub]2[/sub] production will end.

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Hussain el’Obama may have just cut Big Oil’s throat by denying the permit for the XL pipeline’s northern section. The basic argument is that by the time this thing gets back on track, there will be many many many more solar panels installed and whatnot.

Sorry to interrupt the hate-fest with positive news …

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/289 "2015-11-10T16:29:32Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> Hussain el’Obama

Seriously, you’re 12, right? 13?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/290 "2015-11-10T16:39:09Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> Hussain el’Obama

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> Sorry to interrupt the hate-fest

Seems like you’re actually trying to start one.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/291 "2015-11-10T16:42:14Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> \<nitpick\>
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> AGW is not cyclic … the extra CO[sub]2[/sub] comes from burning carbon that has been sequestered for 300 million years underground. This is a one time deal, once humans burn all the fossil fuels then CO[sub]2[/sub] production will end.
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> \</nitpick\>
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> Hussain el’Obama may have just cut Big Oil’s throat by denying the permit for the XL pipeline’s northern section. The basic argument is that by the time this thing gets back on track, there will be many many many more solar panels installed and whatnot.
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> Sorry to interrupt the hate-fest with positive news …

It will be positive only when this number decreases:

> **[Trends in CO2 - NOAA Global Monitoring Laboratory](https://gml.noaa.gov/ccgg/trends/)**
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> The Global Monitoring Laboratory conducts research on greenhouse gas and carbon cycle feedbacks, changes in clouds, aerosols, and surface radiation, and recovery of stratospheric ozone.

XL was only one item, and what it is clear is that the Republicans do not care to be demagogues by ignoring the price we’ll all pay for continuing to let the fossil fuel industry to not face the real costs of using the atmosphere as a sewer.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/292 "2015-11-10T17:10:44Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Seriously, you’re 12, right? 13?

You people are offended by me calling the man “Hussain el’Obama” … what the hell, y’all related to him or something? You’re just looking to take something personally …

> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> It will be positive only when this number decreases:
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> [Trends in CO2 - NOAA Global Monitoring Laboratory](http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/ccgg/trends/)
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> XL was only one item, and what it is clear is that the Republicans do not care to be demagogues by ignoring the price we’ll all pay for continuing to let the fossil fuel industry to not face the real costs of using the atmosphere as a sewer.

Yes, it’s only one piece of the puzzle … but other pieces of the puzzle are also falling into place. We’ve a long way to go still, of course, and it really does come down to us using the atmosphere as a sewer. It’s up to us to stop overloading it.

Think globally, act locally.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/293 "2015-11-10T17:18:30Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> You people are offended by me calling the man “Hussain el’Obama” … what the hell, y’all related to him or something? You’re just looking to take something personally …

When you engage in trolling like that, your intention is obviously that people will take offense.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/294 "2015-11-10T18:05:51Z")

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> [@watchwolf49](#):
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> You people are offended by me calling the man “Hussain el’Obama” … what the hell, y’all related to him or something? You’re just looking to take something personally …

I’m not offended, and I do not take it personally. I just think it’s fucking idiotic, and makes you look childish.

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/295 "2015-11-10T18:19:31Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Seems like you’re actually trying to start one.

> [@Colibri](#):
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> When you engage in trolling like that, your intention is obviously that people will take offense.

Hahahaha. Have you read your posts in this thread? I would say that hate-fest is a perfectly reasonable description.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/296 "2015-11-10T18:22:54Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> Hahahaha. Have you read your posts in this thread? I would say that hate-fest is a perfectly reasonable description.

You’re really a lot more pitiful and pathetic than hateful.

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/297 "2015-11-10T18:23:52Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> If this means you’re leaving to join the French Resistance, go for it.

What did the French ever do to you? Gee whiz, is there anyone you aren’t trying to start a fight with?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/298 "2015-11-11T14:55:51Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> What did the French ever do to you? Gee whiz, is there anyone you aren’t trying to start a fight with?

**Colibri** has never tried to start a fight with me. And that’s despite all the terrible things I’ve said about his mother.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/299 "2015-11-11T17:15:12Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> What did the French ever do to you? Gee whiz, is there anyone you aren’t trying to start a fight with?

Yeah, you’re right. It is really pretty horrible to wish you on them.

Maybe you should go join ISIS. That should make them self-destruct within a few weeks. 😉

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-we-should-chat-about-global-warming/735365/300 "2015-11-11T17:16:06Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> And that’s despite all the terrible things I’ve said about his mother.

Especially since my mother is blind, crippled, and dead.☹

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