# You know what I hate?!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [December 27, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807 "2006-12-27T23:38:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/1 "2006-12-27T23:38:27Z")
You know what I hate?!
I hate it when you walk into a bathroom after someone has taken a mega-dump and left, and the heavy stink is still lingering. So you urinate, and wash your hands. And as you head for the door some OTHER guy walks in and gets a whiff of the stench. And you just KNOW, from the look on his face, that he assumes YOU are the cause!
That’s what I hate!
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### Author:  [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/2 "2006-12-27T23:39:58Z")
Face it, you know it it was you!
Besides, I thought that only WOMEN worried about that kind of stuff. 🙂
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### Author:  [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/3 "2006-12-27T23:40:24Z")
You can say “It wasn’t me,” but isn’t that what you’d say, either way?
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/4 "2006-12-27T23:52:33Z")
oh yeah, I also hate _REALLY LOW-POWERED BATHROOM VENTILATION FANS!!_
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/5 "2006-12-27T23:58:54Z")
I hate hotels that don’t have fans in their bathrooms.
I’m amazed at how many places that call themselves luxury hotels lack this important feature.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/6 "2006-12-27T23:59:13Z")
What’s really bad is when you open the door and the odor drifts out into the hall and there’s someone coming down the hall who sees you coming out of the men’s room and catches a whiff of that foul stench. Then word gets spread around all over work about the big stink you made in the men’s room. Pretty soon people avoid you. They conveniently “forget” to mention when the gang’s headin’ down to TGIFriday’s for a beer after work. You are a social pariah and it’s not your fault.
Or is it… we’ll never, never know for sure.
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### Author:  [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/7 "2006-12-28T00:00:41Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
I hate hotels that don’t have fans in their bathrooms.
I’m amazed at how many places that call themselves luxury hotels lack this important feature.
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If you’re staying in a luxury hotel, you obviously feel you could have no possible use for that device.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/8 "2006-12-28T00:11:57Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
I hate hotels that don’t have fans in their bathrooms.
I’m amazed at how many places that call themselves luxury hotels lack this important feature.
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Only luxury hotels, or the greybar kind, too?
😃
_Does_ the greybar kind have fans?
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### Author:  [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/9 "2006-12-28T00:13:24Z")
That’s why I shit in baggies in the privacy of my cube and keep them in the filing cabinet. Nobody looks at me funny.
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### Author:  [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/10 "2006-12-28T01:52:44Z")
Related rant:
One day, I will find the bitch that alternates stalls every day, but each time leaves the toilet _full to the brim_ with piss, shit, and toilet paper. And when I find this bitch, I will make her clean the damn toilet out, by hand! I’ve been working at this company for three months, and I probably use that washroom at least 3 times a week (there’s another one closer to my lab, but it’s a one-holer, and often in use) and _every time_ one of the 3 stalls is unusable because this fucking moron clogs it up. I’m amazed the cleaning staff haven’t gone on a fucking rampage yet.
How to you reach adulthood and not understand that _adding more toilet paper_ to a clogged toilet won’t unclog it? I just don’t get it…
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### Author:  [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/11 "2006-12-28T01:56:16Z")
[QUOTE=mnemosyne]
Related rant:
One day, I will find the bitch that alternates stalls every day, but each time leaves the toilet _full to the brim_ with piss, shit, and toilet paper. And when I find this bitch, I will make her clean the damn toilet out, by hand! I’ve been working at this company for three months, and I probably use that washroom at least 3 times a week (there’s another one closer to my lab, but it’s a one-holer, and often in use) and _every time_ one of the 3 stalls is unusable because this fucking moron clogs it up. I’m amazed the cleaning staff haven’t gone on a fucking rampage yet.
How to you reach adulthood and not understand that _adding more toilet paper_ to a clogged toilet won’t unclog it? I just don’t get it…
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Ewwwwwww! That is gross. Unfortunately, morons like this abound. I have never worked in a place where I didn’t run into this situation.
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### Author:  [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/12 "2006-12-28T04:05:20Z")
Can this be about any random hates? Because, despite working in retail, and having to use a public restroom at work, I don’t actually have any toilet related rants.
But, you know what I hate?
X is the new X.
You know… 50 is the new 40, black is the new white, cold is the new hot.
I’m so fucking sick of this shit. I keep hearing this in commercials on the radio, seeing it on billboards, and even once in a conversation with a real human being (real as opposed to those robots called admen/adwomen ).
It’s so completely irrational but when I hear or see this moronic phrase, I get the urge to rip someone’s face off.
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### Author:  [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/13 "2006-12-28T05:17:37Z")
I’ve gotten the undeserved stink eye (heh) before. I just recite my favorite John Belushi SNL line given during a Superfriends party when Belushi, playing the Incredible Hulk, steps out of the bathroom after TCB. This makes the waiting Superman, Wonder Woman and Aquaman gag and start waiving their arms around.
“Aw c’mon it’s not supposed to smell like roses!” - A timeless classic. 😛
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/14 "2006-12-28T07:08:34Z")
[QUOTE=Walter Windchill]
That’s why I shit in baggies in the privacy of my cube and keep them in the filing cabinet. Nobody looks at me funny.
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Well, I imagine that the file clerk is looking at you funny…
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### Author:  [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/15 "2006-12-28T09:10:22Z")
[QUOTE=congodwarf]
It’s so completely irrational but when I hear or see this moronic phrase, I get the urge to rip someone’s face off.
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Ripping someone’s face off is the new smacking someone upside the head.
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### Author:  [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/16 "2006-12-28T09:36:14Z")
[QUOTE=Pine Fresh Scent]
I’ve gotten the undeserved stink eye (heh) before. I just recite my favorite John Belushi SNL line given during a Superfriends party when Belushi, playing the Incredible Hulk, steps out of the bathroom after TCB. This makes the waiting Superman, Wonder Woman and Aquaman gag and start waiving their arms around.
“Aw c’mon it’s not supposed to smell like roses!” - A timeless classic. 😛
[/QUOTE]
_:: points at username::_
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### Author:  [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/17 "2006-12-28T09:58:29Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
I hate hotels that don’t have fans in their bathrooms.
I’m amazed at how many places that call themselves luxury hotels lack this important feature.
[/QUOTE]
Them high class people’s shit don’t stink.
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### Author:  [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/18 "2006-12-28T13:07:28Z")
[QUOTE=Lizard]
You know what I hate?!
I hate it when you walk into a bathroom after someone has taken a mega-dump and left, and the heavy stink is still lingering. So you urinate, and wash your hands. And as you head for the door some OTHER guy walks in and gets a whiff of the stench. And you just KNOW, from the look on his face, that he assumes YOU are the cause!
That’s what I hate!
[/QUOTE]
This is one of the cool parts about having no sense of smell. This has either never happened to me, or it did but I didn’t know it. 🆒
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/19 "2006-12-28T14:57:58Z")
[QUOTE=congodwarf]
CBut, you know what I hate?
X is the new X.
You know… 50 is the new 40, black is the new white, cold is the new hot.
. . . .
It’s so completely irrational but when I hear or see this moronic phrase, I get the urge to rip someone’s face off.
[/QUOTE]
Please don’t be mad at mad.
I’ve actually said to people who’ve plowed into me in broad daylight on the sidewalk, when I’m walking straight ahead and they’re meandering all over the place, “What is [whatever color I’m wearing that day] the new invisible?”
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### Author:  [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-know-what-i-hate/385807/20 "2006-12-28T15:50:55Z")
[QUOTE=saoirse]
If you’re staying in a luxury hotel, you obviously feel you could have no possible use for that device.
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😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
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